Fred Flarsky: I look like Cap'n Crunch's Grindr date.
Fred Flarsky: I'm a racist, you're a Republican, I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Charlotte Field: Are you crying?
Fred Flarsky: ... It's pretty.
Fred Flarsky: We did almost just die, though, right?
Charlotte Field: We totally almost just died.
Fred Flarsky: Good, so I didn't just overreact.
Charlotte Field: Oh, you totally overreacted.
Maggie Millikin: Calm the smurf down. Next time, bring a fucking suit.
Charlotte Field: I've never been so scared in my entire life. And I was in an elevator with Saddam Hussein.
Fred Flarsky: Oh, boy!
Fred Flarsky: I once 69: ed Fidel Castro. You think his *beard* is hairy.