African American Salon Owner: You ever cut a sister's hair before? Zohan: Yes, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa, the whole family. I'm good at this.
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Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!
Gail: Usually he's harder than trigonometry.
Danny: You don't mess with the Zohan!
Zohan's Father: You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.
Gail: Oh, that's Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.
Zohan: Unbelievable! This enema gets to live his dream...!
Oori: Once you start in an electronics store, you *never* get out.
Zohan: One woman, one zikpah, one life...
Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!
Gail: Usually he's harder than trigonometry.
Danny: You don't mess with the Zohan!
Zohan's Father: You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.
Zohan: One woman, one zikpah, one life...
Zohan: Unbelievable! This enema gets to live his dream...!
Oori: Once you start in an electronics store, you *never* get out.
Salim: And you are stupid cow!
Danny: You don't mess with the Zohan!
Gail: Oh, that's Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.
Oori: Once you start in an electronics store, you *never* get out.
Michael: What are you? Bionic? Zohan: No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls... Thanks anyways.
Gail: Well Australia, it must be really nice there since they got rid of the apartheid. Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much cooler.
Zohan: Young man! Look what I have found here, a nice balloon. Do you want it? Zohan: You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this. Zohan: Well then, at least it is good time to shave his neck...
Business Man #1: I spoke to the manager at Going Out of Business again yesterday. I stated our price and the urgency of the matter, and he offered me 2/3rds less and a Toshiba DVD player. Business Man #2: Yeah, the people at Everything Must Go were just as difficult. They offered me a Blu-ray disc and a jar of hummus. Business Man #3: What's hummus? Business Man #2: It's a very tasty... diarrhea-like substance.
Claude: It's not that big. Zohan: No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?
Aharon: You ever cut a sister's hair before? African American Salon Owner: Yes, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa, the whole family. I'm good at this.
Zohan's Father: And this is your Palestinian wife. Zohan: Yes papa. Zohan's Father: Does she know you're a faygelah? Zohan's Father: Congratulations. Now cut my hair...
Michael: Well, tonight's our night for the Community Nightwatch. Zohan: The Communism tight crotch? What?
Zohan: Why you do this? You know I feel no pain. The Phantom: No no no no no... I feel no pain!
Announcer: All this month, order Muchentuchen happy lunch and get actions figures from the new movie, Phantom presents Death to Zohan. Announcer: Limit one per customer. America is satan.
Taxi Driver: First time in New York? Zohan: Yes my friend. Taxi Driver: Well what brings ya ere? Zohan: I have a dream. Taxi Driver: I had a dream too. Zohan: What dream you have? Taxi Driver: My dream was to come to America and make enough money to send to me brothers and sisters so that we all could enjoy freedom together! Zohan: This is good dream. Taxi Driver: Oh yes it is! Zohan: Has dream come true? Taxi Driver: No man. Me brothers and sisters were hacked to death. But I love the Chinese food here it's incredible!
African American Salon Owner: You ever cut a sister's hair before? Zohan: Yes, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa, the whole family. I'm good at this.
