President Andrew Shepherd: Seven-trillion-dollar communications system at my disposal and I can't find out if the Packers won.
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A. J. MacInerney: Oh, you only fight the fights you can win? You fight the fights that need fighting!
Your boss is the chief executive of Fantasyland! President Andrew Shepherd: Well, let's take him out back and beat the shit out of him!
President Andrew Shepherd: Sydney, Congress doesn't take this long.
President Andrew Shepherd: For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to gun-related crime.
Bob Rumson: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
President Andrew Shepherd: Seven-trillion-dollar communications system at my disposal and I can't find out if the Packers won.
Leo Solomon's Secretary: Dig it, Miss Wade... you're the President's girlfriend!
A.J. MacInerney: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt Room, giving Lewis oxygen.
Leo Solomon: There's never an egg timer around when you need one.
Lucy: If you were a dork, you should say you're sorry. Girls like that.
President Andrew Shepherd: The White House is the single greatest home court advantage in the modern world.
President Andrew Shepherd: It's sass, right? You're sassin' me.
A. J. MacInerney: I feel a nightmare coming on...
President Andrew Shepherd: Lewis, it is five a.m. You have got to get yourself a life, man.
President Andrew Shepherd: Douglas, does the NRA have videotapes of you playing golf with Satan?
A. J. MacInerney: Oh, you only fight the fights you can win? You fight the fights that need fighting!
President Andrew Shepherd: Sydney, Congress doesn't take this long.
President Andrew Shepherd: For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to gun-related crime.
Bob Rumson: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
A. J. MacInerney: Oh, you only fight the fights you can win? You fight the fights that need fighting!
President Andrew Shepherd: Sydney, Congress doesn't take this long.
Bob Rumson: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Lewis Rothschild: But we're not gonna stay at 41. The numbers are gonna go back up. Lewis Rothschild: But they're gonna go back up. Lewis Rothschild: All right George... Lewis Rothschild: Congressman... Lewis Rothschild: Congressman Jarrett... Lewis Rothschild: Look George, listen to me... it's crunch time. It's personal. This is one of those moments. It's just you and the President. Now what's it gonna be? Yeah. Lewis Rothschild: Yeah. Lewis Rothschild: All right George, can I tell you something? We're gonna win this thing. We're gonna get the votes we need and we're gonna win this thing. And you know what I'm gonna do after that, I mean that very night, I'm gonna go to Sam & Harry's, I'm gonna order a big steak, and I'm gonna make a list of everybody who tried to *fuck* Lewis Rothschild: us this week! Robin McCall: Lewis! Lewis Rothschild: Well just vote your conscience, you chicken-shit, lame-ass... Lewis Rothschild: We lost Jarrett. Leon Kodak: I hope so. 'Cause, you know, if that was an "undecided," then we need to work on our people skills.
Sydney Ellen Wade: Your boss is the chief executive of Fantasyland! President Andrew Shepherd: Well, let's take him out back and beat the shit out of him!
President Andrew Shepherd: Oh, wait a minute, here comes my favorite part. Bob Rumson: My name is Bob Rumson, and I'm running for President! President Andrew Shepherd: Sure glad he cleared that up, because that crowd was about to buy some Amway products!
Leon Kodak: Well, you don't see that every day of the week. Lewis Rothschild: He's got the whole White House press corps asking each other how to spell "erudite"! A.J.: Better call the printer, Lewis. Lewis Rothschild: I know, we gotta rewrite the State of the Union. A.J.: Every word, kid. It's a whole new ballgame. You have exactly 35 minutes. Lewis Rothschild: Oh, good, I thought I was gonna be rushed!
President Andrew Shepherd: Do you think there will ever be a time when you can stand in a room with me and not think of me as the President? Sydney Ellen Wade: This isn't a state of mind. You are the President. And when I'm in a room with you, oval or any other shape, I'm always gonna be a lobbyist, and you're always gonna be the President. President Andrew Shepherd: I have news for you, Sydney. As a lobbyist, you'd never be alone in a room with the President.
Sydney Ellen Wade: How'd you finally do it? President Andrew Shepherd: Do what? Sydney Ellen Wade: Manage to give a woman flowers and be president at the same time? President Andrew Shepherd: Well, it turns out I've got a rose garden.
President Andrew Shepherd: Listen, I feel terrible about this, but I'm going to have to cancel our date tonight. Sydney Ellen Wade: Another woman? President Andrew Shepherd: No, I've gotta go to St. Louis to avert a massive airline strike. Sydney Ellen Wade: Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one.
President Andrew Shepherd: Syd, please, I don't want to lose you over this. Sydney Ellen Wade: Mr. President, you got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote!
Sydney Ellen Wade: Oh, Andy, a C minus in Women's Studies. President Andrew Shepherd: Yeah, well, that class wasn't about what I thought it was about.
Robin McCall: I think the important thing is not to make it look like we're panicking. President Andrew Shepherd: See, and I think the important thing is actually not to BE panicking.
President Andrew Shepherd: She didn't say anything about me? A.J.: No, but I could always pass her a note before study hall.
A.J.: Good night, Mr. President. President Andrew Shepherd: A.J.? A.J.: Yes, sir? President Andrew Shepherd: When we're out of the office, and alone, you can call me Andy. A.J.: I beg your pardon, sir? President Andrew Shepherd: You were the best man at my wedding, for crying out loud. Call me Andy. A.J.: Whatever you say, Mr. President.
Bob Rumson: Last night, the cost of those liberal programs was raised to include the blood of 22 American soldiers. Now, Mr. Shepherd's read a lot of books, but it doesn't take a Harvard degree to see this one coming a mile down the road. President Andrew Shepherd: I went to Stanford, you blowhole!
Leo's secretary: Mr. Solomon? This was just delivered by a White House messenger. It's marked perishable. Leo Solomon: The White House has sent me something perishable? Leo's secretary: It's for Ms. Wade. Leo Solomon: Oh, here we go. Sydney Ellen Wade: Relax, Leo, I'm sure it's just a formality. Leo's secretary: It's from him. Leo Solomon: Of course it's from him. Sydney Ellen Wade: So he had some staff flunky send me a fruit basket. Leo's secretary: Well, he wrote the note himself. Sydney Ellen Wade: I'm sure he didn't take the time to... Leo's secretary: The messenger said he waited in the Oval Office for ten minutes while the president wrote the card. Sydney Ellen Wade: Okay, listen- It took him ten minutes to write the card? Leo's secretary: Apparently he went through several drafts.
A.J.: Excuse me, Mr. President, I just got off the phone with the federal mediator in St. Louis. Management just walked away from the table; the baggage handlers, pilots and flight attendants are all getting set to walk out in forty-eight hours. President Andrew Shepherd: You know, I studied under a Nobel Prize-winning economist, and you know what he taught me? A.J.: Never have an airline strike at Christmas?
Lewis Rothschild: I tell any girl I'm going out with to assume that all plans are soft until she receives confirmation from me thirty minutes beforehand. Robin McCall: And they find this romantic? Lewis Rothschild: Well, I say it with a great deal of charm.
President Andrew Shepherd: Sydney, you didn't dissolve our trade agreements, did you? Sydney Ellen Wade: No, I just said we're sitting in this beautiful room, listening to the music of this wonderful orchestra, and I wondered why nobody was dancing. President René Jean D'Astier: And I informed Miss Wade that in my country, a guest at the palace of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette would soon find their head in a guillotine if they made the impertinent gesture of dancing without so much as a by-your-leave from the King and the Queen. A. J. MacInerney: I bet no one accused Louis of being soft on crime. Sydney Ellen Wade: There's a lesson there, Mr. President. President Andrew Shepherd: More beheadings at the White House!
President Andrew Shepherd: Lewis, however much coffee you drink in the morning, I want you to reduce it by half. Lewis Rothschild: I don't drink coffee, sir. President Andrew Shepherd: Then hit yourself over the head with a baseball bat, would you please?
President Andrew Shepherd: I'm sorry about this. We'll do it better next time. Sydney Ellen Wade: Well, I'm no expert, but I think we did it pretty good this time.
Leon Kodak: You see, the country has mood swings. Lewis Rothschild: Mood swings? Nineteen post-graduate degrees in mathematics, and your best explanation for going from a 63 to a 46 percent approval rating in five weeks is mood swings? Leon Kodak: Well, I could explain it better, but I'd need charts, and graphs, and an easel.
A.J.: Listen, I'm going to have Janie clear your schedule for the weekend. You need to get some rest. President Andrew Shepherd: Are you handling me, A.J.? A.J.: No, sir, but I will if you don't start taking your head out of your ass. President Andrew Shepherd: Excuse me? A.J.: Lewis is right, go after this guy! President Andrew Shepherd: Has Rumson lied in the past seven weeks? A.J.: Has he lied? President Andrew Shepherd: Other than not knowing the difference between Harvard and Stanford, has he said something that isn't true? Am I not a Commander in Chief who's never served in the military? Am I not opposed to a Constitutional amendment banning flag burning? Am I not an unmarried father who shared a bed with a liberal lobbyist down the hall from his twelve-year-old daughter? A.J.: And you think you're wrong? President Andrew Shepherd: I don't think you win elections by telling fifty-nine percent of voters that they are!
Robin McCall: It's Christmas. Lewis Rothschild: It's Christmas? Leon Kodak: Yeah. You didn't get the memo?
President Andrew Shepherd: I want to buy her some flowers. That's what men do when they break a date. Robin McCall: That's not what men do. I know no men who do that.
President Andrew Shepherd: Do you know what your problem is? Sydney Ellen Wade: What's my problem? President Andrew Shepherd: Sex and nervousness. Sydney Ellen Wade: Sex and nervousness is my problem? President Andrew Shepherd: Yes. Last night when we were looking at those place settings in the Dish Room, I realized those place settings were provided by the first ladies. And I'll bet none of those first ladies were nervous about having sex with their President husbands. And do you know why? Sydney Ellen Wade: No, but I'm sure you'll explain it to me. President Andrew Shepherd: I will. Because they weren't Presidents when they first met them. That's not the case here.
President Andrew Shepherd: Seven-trillion-dollar communications system at my disposal and I can't find out if the Packers won.
