Ace Ventura: That was a close one ladies and gentleman. Unfortunately in every contest, there must be a loser. Loo-hoo-ser-her.
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Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.
Ace Ventura: Lovely party. Pity I wasn't invited.
Ace Ventura: Once you get inside my head, there's no turning back baby.
Ace Ventura: I have to have money to buy food. I have to have a dolphin to get the money. I don't see a dolphin around here, do you?
Ace Ventura: I gotta go guys! I gotta date with your mothers!
Ace Ventura: That was a close one ladies and gentleman. Unfortunately in every contest, there must be a loser. Loo-hoo-ser-her.
Ace Ventura: Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?
Ace Ventura: Snowflake. Here Snowflake. I've got a little snack for you.
Ace Ventura: Yes, yes, oh yes! Can you feel that buddy? I have exorcised the demons. This house is clean.
Ace Ventura: Uncle Fester is looking for you.
Ace Ventura: Gee, Chuck, the date started out good. Just before we got to the party she seemed to tense up.
Aguado: Uh oh, I think I heard a toilet flush. Maybe somebody lost a turtle.
Ace Ventura: Hmmm, unconscious. Exactly as I planned.
Ace Ventura: Good night, everybody. You've been a wonderful audience, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.
Ace Ventura: Oh there is just one more thing Lieutenant...
Ace Ventura: Heads up! Good defense! Good defense!
Dan Marino: Hi, I'm Dan Marino and if anyone knows the value of protection it's me.
Ace Ventura: Excuse me, gentleman. Pet Detective. Come on, what's the matter with you? Can't you hit me?
Ace Ventura: Your gun is digging into my hip.
Aguado: Hey Ventura, Ventura. Make any good collars lately, or were they leashes.
Ace Ventura: Receipts, what about receipts? There's gotta be receipts.
Lois Einhorn: I need some refreshments, Dan. Would you like some refreshments, Dan? I'll be right back, Dan.
Ace Ventura: Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. In time you could develop a tumour.
Melissa: Why did it have to happen now, two weeks before the Superbowl?
Ace Ventura: Excuse me, yes. HDS coming through. I've got a package people
Ace Ventura: Do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?
Ace Ventura: 351, 351, Rover sit. Hut! Hut!
Ace Ventura: 'Scuse me, HDS! HDS coming through. Got a package, people!
Emilio: Something ain't stirring the Kool-aid, man.
Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
Ace Ventura: Do *not* go in there! Pheeww!
Ace Ventura: LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER!
Ace Ventura: Like a glove!
Ace Ventura: It's ALIVE. IT'S ALIVE.
Ace Ventura: Lovely party. Pity I wasn't invited.
Ace Ventura: Once you get inside my head, there's no turning back baby.
Ace Ventura: I have to have money to buy food. I have to have a dolphin to get the money. I don't see a dolphin around here, do you?
Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.
Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. Ace Ventura: ...and a clean pair of shorts.
Ace Ventura: Holy testicle Tuesday. Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here? Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson. Ace Ventura: Pleasure to meet you. Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in? Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
Melissa: That was pretty impressive, what you did at the apartment. Ace Ventura: You don't have to tell me. I was there.
Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone. Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.
Man: What do you want? Ace Ventura: HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you. Man: Sounds broken. Ace Ventura: Most likely, sir. I'll bet it was something nice, though.
Dan Marino: Hey Ace? Ace Ventura: Yeah, Dan? Dan Marino: You got anymore of that gum? Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. Dan Marino: You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.
Ace Ventura: My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! Ace Ventura: *That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!
Melissa: Would you like an ashtray? Ace Ventura: Hmm-mmm. I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit.
Ace Ventura: How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Control de shouting? Reporter #1: Who's That? Ace Ventura: Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. Reporter #1: What happened to the *regular* trainer? Ace Ventura: Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried. Ace Ventura: Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone. Reporter #2: Where is Snowflake? Ace Ventura: Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Ace Ventura: Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him! Roger Podacter: Alright, it's almost time for Coach Shula's press confrence, uh, lets let Heinz do his work? Ace Ventura: Go to de conference, go to it.
Melissa: I swear if you do anything to embarrass me in front of Camp... Ace Ventura: What? Like this? Ace Ventura: Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!
Ace Ventura: This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh? Ace Ventura: I have exorcised the demons... this house is clear.
Melissa: Ace, get out of the tank. Ace Ventura: I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have the power. Melissa: I said, get out of the tank now! Ace Ventura: For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!
Ace Ventura: Excuse me. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions. Emilio: This is not the time, Ace. If Einhorn come down here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history.
Ace Ventura: I'm ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance. I know there's a lot of riding on it, but it's all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind. Ace Ventura: I'm gonna execute a button-hook pattern, super slo-mo. Ace Ventura: Let's see that in an instant replay.
Mr. Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle? Ace Ventura: Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American. Mr. Finkle: Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys? Ace Ventura: No sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
Announcer: The National Football League would like to extend a special thank-you to the man who rescued Dan Marino, and our beloved Snowflake... Announcer: ...a great humanitarian, and lover of all animals, Mr. Ace Ventura!
Riddle: How in the hell do you lose a five hundred pound fish? Riddle: What? Melissa: I'm sorry sir, I was just going to say, that it's not a fish, it's a mammal. Riddle: Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau.
Ace Ventura: Excuse me, Ron, I need to use the bathroom. Ace Ventura: I think it's the pâté. Ronald Camp: Sure, right over there. Ace Ventura: Thanks! Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?
Melissa: Ace, Where are you? Ace Ventura: I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor.
Lois Einhorn: And somebody get me some coffee! Ace Ventura: Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee.
Lois Einhorn: You've done some fine detective work... 'Ace'. Ace Ventura: I'm sorry. Could you please speak in to my good ear? I thought I heard you call me Ace.
Doctor: Has he always had a history of mental illness? Melissa: For as long as I've known him.
