Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police! Ray: No way! I ain't going to jail! Greg: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? All of those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat? Ray: Hey, Cindy's right. Maybe we should call the police.
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Black TV Reporter: We're here reporting live for "Black T.V.", white folks are dead so we gettin' the fuck out of here.
Buffy Gilmore: Don't worry, Cindy! We'll pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other!
Cindy Campbell: Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!
Deputy Doofy: I said, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!
Gail Hailstorm: Cindy, Cindy your ass looks fat!
Miss Mann: Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like.
Gail Hailstorm: I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of "You're Dead, I'm Rich".
Buffy Gilmore: Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it!
Gail Hailstorm: Cindy! Cindy! Your butt looks FAT!
Bobby: That's very, uh, seventies of you.
Buffy Gilmore: Don't worry, Cindy! We'll pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other!
Cindy Campbell: Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!
Deputy Doofy: I said, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!
Gail Hailstorm: Cindy, Cindy your ass looks fat!
Black TV Reporter: We're here reporting live for "Black T.V.", white folks are dead so we gettin' the fuck out of here.
The Killer: I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings, don't answer the call. Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat, peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace! Shorty: Yo! That was the illest rhyme I ever seen!
Cindy Campbell: You guys are psychos! You've watched too many TV shows! Ray: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows does! Ray: I mean the Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good show, but we've never even got a final episode!
Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police! Ray: No way! I ain't going to jail! Greg: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? All of those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat? Ray: Hey, Cindy's right. Maybe we should call the police.
The Killer: What's your favorite scary movie? Drew Decker: Kazaam! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie. The Killer: That's not a horror movie. Drew Decker: Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.
Deputy Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law. Buffy Gilmore: Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!
Shorty: Yo, man. It's like I seen all this shit before. Cindy Campbell: They had a killer at you high school, Shorty? Shorty: No, it was in that movie- Scream. Same dialogue everything. That shit is ill!
Cindy Campbell: Someone murdered my friends! Cindy's Dad: Yeah! And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house!
Cindy Campbell: Ray, if you see Bobby, will you tell him that I love him? Ray: Okay, if I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him.
Bobby: You hear? Drew got killed last night. Ray: Wait, she had a brother right, Steve? Bobby: Yeah. Ray: Yeah? Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass? Bobby: Yep, that was her. Ray: Nah, I'm talking about Steve. Whatever happened to him?
Cindy's Dad: I thought I heard screaming in here! Cindy Campbell: No, no daddy. Cindy's Dad: No, Maybe it could have been the crack I smoked earlier.
Gail Hailstorm: Is that drool? Deputy Doofy: Yeah, I forgot to swallow. Gail Hailstorm: Don't worry, because I never forget.
Cindy's Dad: Oh you are my little girl, I love you so much that I left you a little something in the coffee can. But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. Now, what are you going to cut it with? Cindy Campbell: Um... baking... Cindy's Dad: Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses. Cindy's Dad: You love that joke, honey. You've loved it since you were two years old.
Sheriff: How are you today Cindy? Cindy Campbell: Good, officer, how are you? Sheriff: Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut - you know, the usual.
Cindy Campbell: What's wrong? Bobby, she's gone and she's not coming back. Bobby: It's been over a year now, Cindy! Cindy Campbell: But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls.
Brenda: Shorty, what are you doing driving? I know you ain't got no papers. Shorty: I got papers, blunts, blongs, blokes, anything to make a high nigga pie!
Cindy Campbell: Don't you think we should check his wallet first? Buffy Gilmore: For what? Brenda: Shit, he might have some money. Brenda: Well, we already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass.
Heather: Gail, please help me! Gail, please! Gail Hailstorm: I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps!
Drew Decker: Or else my boyfriend is gonna be here any minute. He's black and he'll kick your ass! The Killer: You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman? Drew Decker: How did you know? The Killer: Turn the porch lights on. Drew Decker: That's not my boyfriend. I mean, I fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. Drew Decker: Look, I'm calling the cops! The Killer: Go ahead, call the cops. But you might wanna check the back door first. You forgot to lock it.
