Jane: You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my *awesome* work party?
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Kevin: Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind
Jane: I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
Casey: Who was that and where can I get one?
Kevin: I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.
Kevin: You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
Casey: What? Don't look at me like that! The bitch said "Up" so it's up!
Kevin: You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.
Jane: You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my *awesome* work party?
Jane: Oh, my God. I feel like I found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
Jane: Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?
Casey: Ooh, you clean up good. *I* might even be into you.
Kevin: I think you want a wedding, not a marriage a wedding.
Jane: Did you love him, or was he just convenient?
Casey: What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?
Jane: Why would you want to be me when you could be you?
Kevin: Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind
Jane: I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
Kevin: You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
Casey: What? Don't look at me like that! The bitch said "Up" so it's up!
Kevin: You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.
Jane: Oh, my God. I feel like I found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
Casey: Who was that and where can I get one?
Kevin: I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.
Kevin: I think you want a wedding, not a marriage a wedding.
Jane: Did you love him, or was he just convenient?
Jane: You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my *awesome* work party?
Jane: Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?
Casey: Ooh, you clean up good. *I* might even be into you.
Jane: Why would you want to be me when you could be you?
Casey: What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?
Jane's Aunt: Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you. Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!
Jane: I just want you to know, I never do this. Kevin: Oh, I know. Jane: No, really. I never, never do this. Kevin: No, really, I know. Last night, you kept saying it over and over again: "I never do this", "I *never* do this", "I never *do* this"... Jane: Okay. I just wanted you to know.
Kevin: What the hell is that? Jane: Theme wedding. Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?
Jane: You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me? Kevin: I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.
Jane: You tell him the truth or I will. Tess: No, you won't. You wouldn't hurt a fly and you definitely wouldn't hurt me, I'm your sister. Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just some bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.
Tess: Not a day goes by that I don't think about that bag of fleas. Good old Tory. George: Hey, Jane, how come you never mentioned Tory? Jane: I don't know. I guess I repressed the memory of *Toby*. Tess: Yeah, his name was Toby, but I called him Tory because I had a lisp. Jane: A lisp that turned your B's to R's?
Jane: Are you a doctor? Kevin: No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me.
Kevin: Wait, what are those? Jane: Nothing. Kevin: Are those...? Jane: No! Kevin: Are they bridesmaid dresses? Jane: This is none of your business! Kevin: Oh... good God. What, you kept them all? You have a whole closetful? Why? Jane: I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them. Kevin: Right. Well, that makes complete sense because they're... *beautiful*. Jane: Some of them are not that bad. Kevin: Not that bad? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad.
Jane: How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage. Kevin: I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle. Jane: Oh! That's so noble of you. Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open. Kevin: A-ha! So you admit that believe in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus!
Jane: George appreciates me for who I am! Casey: What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?
Tess: How could you let this happen to me? Tess: "If Jane is the prototypical accommodating bridesmaid, then her sister Tess is cast as the overbearing, overindulged bride-to-be who at any moment might start stomping around Manhattan, breathing fire, and swatting planes from the sky." Jane: I had no idea he was writing an article about me. Tess: You? He called me Bridezilla! In the New York freaking Journal! I could tear him apart limb from limb!
Jane: I... I thought you were wearing Mom's dress. Tess: It is Mom's dress. Well, parts of it. It was just so old-fashioned, you know? So we could just use a few pieces here and there. Jane: Parts? Tess: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like this, and the lace. Jane: You cut up Mom's wedding dress? Tess: Well, technically Mary-Ella did. But don't worry. We saved you the rest. And, I mean, if you want, you can wear this... as long as a silhouette's still in fashion. Mary-Ella, I think just the bottom needs to be hemmed a little bit. Jane: No. No, no, no, no. No! Tess: Okay, fine. You don't have to wear it. Jane: God, you don't care. You don't care about anyone but yourself, do you? I have made excuses for you because Mom died when you were little. But enough is enough! Tess: I have no idea what you're talking about. Jane: I can't undo what you've just done. But I won't let you hurt George. He thinks he knows the truth about you, but all he knows are the lies you've told him. You even had Pedro keep a secret from George. You tell him the truth right now! He is not one of your Eurotrash boyfriends, Tess. He is a good person. And you cannot start a relationship based on lies. Tess: Oh, really, Jane? And you know this because of all your successful relationships?
George: Jane, did you put that breakfast burrito on my desk? Jane: Oh, I just thought you were hungry. George: That's why I love you. Jane: I love you too. Jane: Oh! Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I needed that.
