Nebula: Wow. I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit.
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Nebula: Wow. I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit.
Drax: Stop. It tickles. Stop. I'm gonna pee my pants.
Drax: Stop. It tickles. Stop. I'm gonna pee my pants.
Nebula: Wow. I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit.
Drax: Stop. It tickles. Stop. I'm gonna pee my pants.
Mantis: We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon. Drax: We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon! Mantis: I just said that, Drax! Drax: But your voice is small and mousey, I think maybe he didn't hear you.
Rocket: Dude, calm down. We're not gonna hurt you. Kevin Bacon: That's a talking raccoon. Rocket: I'll kill you. Don't ever call me that!
Drax: Tell us, what was it like when had to save a small town by dancing like an idiot? Kevin Bacon: Oh. Well, that wasn't me. That was a character that I played, Ren McCormack, in the movie, Footloose. Mantis: What? What about when you fought and defeated the super-strong masked killer Jason Voorhees in the woods? Drax: Yeah. Kevin Bacon: Nope. Again, not me. Just a character I played. And he actually didn't kill Jason. He got stabbed through the neck with an arrow. Yeah. Mantis: He's an actor! He's never actually saved anyone. Drax: But actors are repugnant. Mantis: I know. They make me feel gross and creepy when they pretend to be someone else. Kevin Bacon: No. Acting is a wonderful profession. I mean, you don't get to live just one life, you get to live so many lives... Drax: We got Quill the worst gift ever. A disgusting actor! Mantis: This is the worst day of my life! Drax: We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu.
Mantis: Maybe because I'm his sister, I feel like I should give Peter a happy Christmas. He's so sad about Gamora being gone. Maybe if we gave Peter a really wonderful Christmas gift, it would make him happy. Drax: Well, we could give him those zarg-nuts except you at them all. Mantis: Get over the zarg-nuts! Drax: What kind of present? Mantis: Something special he will never forget.
Kraglin: Anyways, I just saw on the Multi-calendar that right now on Earth, it's almost Christmastime. So, yeah, it kinds of brings back some memories. Nebula: Yondu had a point. Ever since buying Knowhere from The Collector, we don't have time for trivialities like Christmas. This place needs a lot of fixing up before it's livable. Kraglin: Yeah, I reckon we've got work to do.
Kevin Bacon: What's that on your head? Kraglin: That is a device for controlling a flying arrow. But I ain't quite got the hang of it yet.
