Tuco: I don't know, soon as I hit the desert I'm thirsty. Burns, huh? They say people with fair skin can't take too much.
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Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Tuco: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life.
Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they never get up.
Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.
Blondie: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
Tuco: Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.
Blondie: It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
Blondie: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
Tuco: I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!
Union Captain at the Bridge: Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.
Union Captain at the Bridge: Can you help me live a little more? I expect good news.
Tuco: Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another comes out!
Blondie: If your friends stay out in the damp, they're liable to catch a cold aren't they... or a bullet.
Tuco: Hey! Hey everybody look! He's giving him the filthy money! JUDAS! You sold my HIDE!
Union Captain at the Bridge: The most potent weapon of war!
Blondie: Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.
Union Captain at the Bridge: You'll all turn to dust,but one thing is sure, boys... Branston Bridge will stand unbroken.
Tuco: I told you once, friend, if I ever get you down, you're going to need a lot of help to get back up again!
Blondie: The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
Tuco: I got a good sense of where I'm going. Tuco has taken you this far. I will take you all the way to...
Tuco: I don't know, soon as I hit the desert I'm thirsty. Burns, huh? They say people with fair skin can't take too much.
Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Tuco: Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
Blondie: Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life.
Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.
Blondie: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they never get up.
Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
Blondie: Sorry, Shorty.
Blondie: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
Tuco: I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!
Union Captain at the Bridge: Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.
Blondie: It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
Union Captain at the Bridge: Can you help me live a little more? I expect good news.
Blondie: Were you gonna die alone?
Blondie: If your friends stay out in the damp, they're liable to catch a cold aren't they... or a bullet.
Tuco: Hey! Hey everybody look! He's giving him the filthy money! JUDAS! You sold my HIDE!
Union Captain at the Bridge: The most potent weapon of war!
Blondie: Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.
Union Captain at the Bridge: You'll all turn to dust,but one thing is sure, boys... Branston Bridge will stand unbroken.
Blondie: The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
Tuco: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
Tuco: Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
Blondie: Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life.
Blondie: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they never get up.
Tuco: Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.
Union Captain at the Bridge: Can you help me live a little more? I expect good news.
Tuco: Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another comes out!
Union Captain at the Bridge: The most potent weapon of war!
Tuco: I told you once, friend, if I ever get you down, you're going to need a lot of help to get back up again!
Alcoholic Union Captain: Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered, he's the winner.
Alcoholic Union Captain: Doc - Doctor, can you help me live a little more? Expect good news.
Alcoholic Union Captain: You'll all turn to dust, but one thing is sure, boys, Branston Bridge will stand unbroken.
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left. Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Blondie: I'll keep the money and you can have the rope. Tuco: You filthy, double-crossing bastard! Of all the stinking, dirty tricks... Blondie: The way back to town is only 70 miles. You know, if you save your breath, I feel a man like you could manage it. Adiós. Tuco: You-you-you filthy bastard! Come here! Come here! Take -cut this rope off! Get off that horse. Get off that horse! You filthy coward! If I ever catch you, l'll rip your heart out and eat it! I'll skin you alive! I'll hang you up by your thumbs. You thief! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! Blondie: Such ingratitude, after all the times I've saved your life.
Blondie: One, two, three, four, five, six. Six. Perfect number. Angel Eyes: Huh. Isn't three the perfect number? Blondie: Mm... yeah. But I've got six more bullets in my gun.
Tuco: Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... what's his name? Blondie: Lee. Tuco: Lee! LEE! Ha ha! God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH! Blondie: God's not on our side because he hates *idiots* also.
Tuco: I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again. Tuco: I get dressed, I kill him and be right back. Blondie: Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em. Tuco: Five? Blondie: Yeah, five of 'em. Tuco: So, that's why you came to Tuco. Tuco: It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.
Blondie: If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money. Angel Eyes: Why? Blondie: I'll tell you why. Blondie: Cause there's nothin' in here!
Blondie: I mean our partnership is untied. Tuco: Blondie: Oh no, not you, you remain tied. I'll keep the money and you can have the rope.
Angel Eyes: Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel. Angel Eyes: A golden-haired angel watches over him
One-armed Union soldier: Hey, corporal, afraid he'll get lost? Where's the Rebel going? Cpl. Wallace: To Hell, with a rope around his neck and a price on his head. Tuco: Yeah... three thousand dollars, friend. That's a lot of money for a head. Tuco: I bet they didn't even pay you a penny for your arm.
Tuco: I'll kill you! Blondie: If you do that, you'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat that you are.
Alcoholic Union Captain: You've got every qualification to become expert in the use of weapons. Alcoholic Union Captain: This is the most potent weapon in war! The fighting spirit is in this bottle!
Tuco: I would like to piss, it's rough. I've been shaking up in this train nearly ten hours now. Cpl. Wallace: You smell like a pig already. Let's try not to make things any worse. Cpl. Wallace: Get going. Tuco: I can't while you're watching me.
Sheriff: So you're an honest farmer. You recognize this man? Tuco: Me? Sheriff: Yeah, it's you! Tuco: Hey, who said so, huh? You can't even read! Tuco: Roll it up, roll it up! I'll give you a good idea where you can put it!
