Stephanie Plum: Ranger Manoso. He looks like Michelangelo dipped the statue of David in caramel and strapped some heat on him.
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Stephanie Plum: Ranger Manoso. He looks like Michelangelo dipped the statue of David in caramel and strapped some heat on him.
Lula: We got the whole good cop/bad cop thing going on; except we're hookers.
Stephanie Plum: I'm Stephanie Plum, and this is my story.
Stephanie Plum: Ranger Manoso. He looks like Michelangelo dipped the statue of David in caramel and strapped some heat on him.
Lula: We got the whole good cop/bad cop thing going on; except we're hookers.
Stephanie Plum: I'm Stephanie Plum, and this is my story.
Mrs. Plum: Put the gun away, Ma! I don't know why I bother... Mrs. Plum: Now look what you did! Mr. Plum: She belongs in a home! Mrs. Plum: Frank! Grandma Mazur: Shot that sucker in the gumpy!
Vinnie Plum: I gave you a job. Get! Stephanie Plum: You know, I used to get my nails done by this very chatty manicurist, who moonlights as a dominatrix, of all things... Vinnie Plum: How chatty? Stephanie Plum: Deeply chatty... how's your wife?
Ranger: So what is it with you two? Stephanie Plum: Nothing. Sold him a cannoli in high school. Waitress: Honey, half the women in Jersey sold Joe Morelli their cannoli.
Joe Morelli: I think you're gonna make it, Cupcake. Cone over here and help me out of this, will you? Joe Morelli: Steph? What? Cuffs! Joe Morelli: Steph? Stephanie? Plum? Joe Morelli: No, don't you even think about it! Joe Morelli: Steph! No, no, no! Joe Morelli: Open the door! Open the goddamn door! Stephanie Plum: Aw, you had it coming, Cupcake!
Stephanie Plum: A hundredy twenty-five pounds of angry female can do a lot of damage. Lonnie Dodd: Ow! Stephanie Plum: Clothesline, bitch! Lonnie Dodd: Fuck! Stephanie Plum: Oh, yeah! Saw that on TV. Stephanie Plum: Okay, a hundred and thirty, tops.
Eddie Gazarra: Okay, so you think Morty Beyers was roasted in Morelli's car because he pissed off God? Stephanie Plum: It's just a theory. One of many.
Joe Morelli: Oh, Jesus, Stephanie Plum! What the hell? Stephanie Plum: Wow, still charming! Joe Morelli: Oh, says the girl who ran me over with her car! Stephanie Plum: That was an accident, my foot slipped. Joe Morelli: Accident, my ass! You jumped the goddamn curb and broke my leg in three different places! I think of you every time it rains. Stephanie Plum: See? That right there! Almost charming, but not quite.
Lula: I heard you was a bounty hunter. You make a lotta money doin' that? Stephanie Plum: 10% of the bond... . Lula: You know what? If you want more information from Lula you gotta bring her a snack.
Stephanie Plum: The clock on the dash told me I was five minutes late, and a lifetime with my mother told me she'd think that meant I was dead. Mrs. Plum: I thought you were dead! Stephanie Plum: Five minutes late, Ma. What's for dinner? Mrs. Plum: Pot roast. Stephanie Plum: Yum. Mrs. Plum: Dried out, but... Stephanie Plum: As for my dad, those five minutes were spent contemplating how to kill Grandma Mazur and where to bury the body.
Stephanie Plum: Oh, crap! Mooch Morelli just pulled in. Oh, wow... did he lose, like, seventy pounds? Mary Lou: Yeah, lap band. He got tired of being known as Joe's fat cousin. Now he's known as Joe's ugly cousin. It's so unfair. Stephanie Plum: Nah, I think he looks better. You're not being very nice. Mary Lou: Would you hang up the phone and go check the car for clues?
Joseph Morelli: Oh my God! Is that guy naked? He better be wearing pants. *You better be wearing pants pal!* William Earling: Ah, lighten up son. Fresh air is good for the boys.
Eddie Gazarra: Maybe I'd relax better if I didn't get a call from my wife... Stephanie Plum: Shirley the Whiner? Eddie Gazarra: Hey, hey, hey! That's my wife, and your cousin. Stephanie Plum: Mmm-hmm. Eddie Gazarra: ...who herself got a call from Lucille Plum. Stephanie Plum: Vinnie's wife? You people got to stop gossiping, what is wrong with everybody?
