Dana Barrett: This voice said "Zuul". And then I slammed the refrigerator door and I left. That was two days ago and I haven't been back to my apartment. Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
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Dr. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "yes!"
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Listen... you smell something?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Hee hee hee! "Get her!" That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.
Dr. Egon Spengler: I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
Dr. Peter Venkman: NOBODY steps on a church in my town.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, no job is too big, no fee is too big!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, there's something you don't see every day.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nice shootin', Tex!
Winston Zeddemore: This job is definitely *not* worth eleven-five a year!
This is it! This is the sign! Janine Melnitz: Yeah, it's a sign, all right. "Going out of business."
What happened? Policeman at Apartment: Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Venkman, shorten your stream! I don't want my face burned off!
I'm going bring this up with the Tenants' Association. You're not supposed to have pets in the building.
Louis: Boy, the superintendent's gonna be pissed!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?
Dr. Peter Venkman: oh, wait, wait, i've always wanted to do this! and... the flowers are still standing!
Janine Melnitz: Is it just a mist, or does it have arms and legs?
Louis: Nice doggy. Cute little pooch. Maybe I've got a Milk-Bone.
Dr. Peter Venkman: They hate this. I like to torture them.
A full torso apparition, and it's real.
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right, I'm gonna turn over the next card. Concentrate... I want you to tell me what you think it is.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Come on! Let's run some red lights!
Walter Peck: Shut these off. Shut these all off!
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're the best one on your row.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Gotta run. Got a date with a ghost! Okay, whatever happens, let's be professionals.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Funny, us going out like this. Killed by a hundred-foot marshmallow man.
Dr. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "yes!"
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Listen... you smell something?
Dr. Peter Venkman: OK... so... she's a dog...
Winston Zeddemore: I love this town!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Hee hee hee! "Get her!" That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.
Dr. Egon Spengler: I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
Dr. Peter Venkman: NOBODY steps on a church in my town.
Gozer: Are you a God? Dr. Raymond Stantz: No. Gozer: Then... DIE! Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"? Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave! Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA! Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point!
Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Dr. Peter Venkman: What? Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams. Dr. Peter Venkman: Why? Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"? Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal. Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Just relax. Lie down there, relax. Put your hands on your chest. What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana. I wanna talk to Dana. Dana? It's Peter. Dana Barrett: There is no Dana, there is only Zuul. Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, Zuulie, you nut, now c'mon. C'mon, I wanna talk to Dana. Dana. Just relax, c'mon. Dana. Dana. Can I talk to Dana? Dana Barrett: There is no Dana, only Zuul! Dr. Peter Venkman: What a lovely singing voice you must have.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Grab your stick! Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: HOLDIN'! Dr. Peter Venkman: Heat 'em up! Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN'! Dr. Peter Venkman: Make 'em hard! Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY! Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!
Dana Barrett: I want you inside me. Dr. Peter Venkman: Go ahead! No, I can't. It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent? Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol? Librarian Alice: No. Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? Library Administrator: What has that got to do with it? Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Dr. Peter Venkman: You're right, no HUMAN BEING would stack books like this.
Gozer: The Choice is made! Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa! Gozer: The Traveller has come! Dr. Peter Venkman: Nobody choosed anything! Dr. Peter Venkman: Did you choose anything? Dr. Egon Spengler: No. Dr. Peter Venkman: Did YOU? Winston Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank. Dr. Peter Venkman: I didn't choose anything... Dr. Raymond Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there. Dr. Peter Venkman: What? WHAT "just popped in there?" Dr. Raymond Stantz: I... I... I tried to think... Dr. Egon Spengler: LOOK! Dr. Raymond Stantz: No! It CAN'T be! Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it? Dr. Raymond Stantz: It CAN'T be! Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you DO, Ray? Winston Zeddemore: Oh, shit! Dr. Raymond Stantz: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. Dr. Peter Venkman: That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.
Dr. Egon Spengler: I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate. Dr. Peter Venkman: How? Dr. Egon Spengler: We'll cross the streams. Dr. Peter Venkman: 'Scuse me Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad! Dr. Raymond Stantz: Cross the streams... Dr. Peter Venkman: You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice lady, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog... Dr. Egon Spengler: Not necessarily. There's definitely a VERY SLIM chance we'll survive. Dr. Peter Venkman: I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! LET'S DO IT! Winston Zeddemore: This job is definitely not worth $11,500 a year.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left? Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Janine Melnitz: You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too. Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead. Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies? Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment. Dr. Egon Spengler: I blame myself. Dr. Peter Venkman: So do I. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Well, no sense in worrying about it now. Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Yep. Let's get ready. Switch me on!
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I've gotta get this in the clear...! Dr. Peter Venkman: Wait, wait, wait! I've always wanted to do this... Dr. Peter Venkman: And the flowers are still standing!
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I think we'd better split up. Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea. Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.
Janine Melnitz: I've quit better jobs than this. Janine Melnitz: Ghostbusters, what do you want?
Dana Barrett: This voice said "Zuul". And then I slammed the refrigerator door and I left. That was two days ago and I haven't been back to my apartment. Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, what do you think? Dr. Egon Spengler: She's telling the truth. At least, she thinks she is. Dana Barrett: Well, of course I'm telling the truth! Who would make up a story like that? Dr. Peter Venkman: Some are people who just want attention. Others, just nutballs who come in off the street. Dr. Raymond Stantz: You know what it could be? Past-life experience intruding on present time. Dr. Egon Spengler: Could be race memory stored in the collective unconscious. I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance or telepathic contact either. Dana Barrett: I'm sorry, I don't believe in any of those things. Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's all right. I don't either.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Oh good, you're here! Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah, what have you got? Dr. Egon Spengler: This is big, Peter, this is very big. There is definitely something here. Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that? Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
Janine Melnitz: You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too. Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead. Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play racquetball. Do you have any hobbies? Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
