Old Joe: Oh I love living vicariously through the pain and suffering of others.
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Jenna: I was addicted to saying things and having them matter to someone.
Ogie: . If I had a penny for everything I love about you, I would have many pennies.
Jenna: Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!
Old Joe: Oh I love living vicariously through the pain and suffering of others.
Becky: If you havent noticed, my right boob is way up here in Maine and my left boob is danglin' down here in Florida.
Jenna: I don't want you to save me. I don't need to be saved.
Jenna: Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie... Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course
Dr. Pomatter: Well, I'm off to St. Mary's... to deliver a baby... because that's what I do.
Old Joe: I love living vicariously through the pain and suffering of others.
Earl: I don't care if you are fat now. You're my sweet thing.
Old Joe: You wasn't exaggerating. Your husband is terrible.
Jenna: I was addicted to saying things and having them matter to someone.
Ogie: . If I had a penny for everything I love about you, I would have many pennies.
Jenna: Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!
Old Joe: Oh I love living vicariously through the pain and suffering of others.
Becky: If you havent noticed, my right boob is way up here in Maine and my left boob is danglin' down here in Florida.
Jenna: I don't want you to save me. I don't need to be saved.
Jenna: Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie... Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course
Dr. Pomatter: Well, I'm off to St. Mary's... to deliver a baby... because that's what I do.
Old Joe: I love living vicariously through the pain and suffering of others.
Earl: I don't care if you are fat now. You're my sweet thing.
Old Joe: You wasn't exaggerating. Your husband *is* terrible.
Dr. Pomatter: I want to talk to you, somewhere outside of here. Maybe we can have a coffee or something? Jenna: I can't have coffee, it's on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?
Jenna: Well, Cal, it seems that I'm almost five months pregnant. Cal: Yeah? And? Jenna: And... I thought I should tell you. Cal: Heck, I already knew that. Jenna: You did? Cal: Yeah. Heck, I thought everyone knew. Jenna: Well who told you? Cal: Nobody needed to tell me. I mean look at you. What, you think I thought you went and let yourself get fat? Truth is, as long as you can carry a tray and fill a pie tin I don't care if you give birth while doing it. Maybe I'm not such a bad guy after all? Jenna: Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all. Cal: Well get out there Jenna, get back to work, we've got customers!
Old Joe: If I'd ever met a girl like you, Jenna, my whole life would have been different. You don't even know what you are deep inside. You're not just some little waitress. You understand what I'm saying? Jenna: Not at all, no. Old Joe: I'm saying, my whole life I spent lost. If a sign said "go this way", I'd go the other way. Time after time after time. I turned the wrong corner, made the wrong choice, went the wrong way, like a chicken without a head. You understand? Jenna: You was a chicken without a head? Old Joe: Pie lady, listen to me. This life will kill you. I'm saying, make the right choice. Start fresh, it's never too late. Start fresh. Jenna: I ain't got no money, Joe. Old Joe: Who the hell does anymore? Jenna: I'm about to have me a baby. Old Joe: I know you are, Jenna. I know you are. I was just dreaming a little for you, 'cause... all my dreams is gone.
Cal: Don't you have customers? Jenna: How come you can't ever say one nice thing to me like 'how are you, Jenna', or 'nice to see you today, Jenna', or 'great apple pie today, Jenna'? All you ever say is stuff like 'don't you have customers?', 'get out of the kitchen', 'get back to work'. Cal: Don't you have customers? Get out of the kitchen. Get back to work.
Becky: Good, cause this is my lil' adventure. Jenna: Your little adventure? Becky: Yeah, I'm having me a lil' adventure after many years of lots of nothin' Jenna: You love him? Becky: Cal? I don't know. But I love it. I love having someone to look pretty for. I love waking up and having something to look forward to. Something fun and sneaky and sexy. Jenna: He love you? Becky: He kinda likes me, kinda hates me. It's fun. Jenna: Doesn't sound very fun. Becky: He makes me forget about my invalid husband. My loneliness. The dreadful misplacement of my bosoms.
Becky: Negative. Negative. Come on, negative. Come on! Dawn: Dear Lord, please protect our Jenna from the hell of unwanted pregnancy. Jenna: I don't need no baby. I don't want no trouble. I just want to make pies. That's all I wanna do, make pies. Becky: I thought you weren't sleeping with your husband no more. Dawn: He got her drunk one night. Jenna: I should never drink. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.
Jenna: I do have one question. Dr. Pomatter: Shoot. Jenna: How pregnant am I, exactly? Dr. Pomatter: Very pregnant. There's really only one degree of pregnancy, so to speak. Jenna: No, I mean how far along am I? Dr. Pomatter: Uh, about six weeks. Give or take. Jenna: Yup, that was Earl getting me drunk that night, alright.
Old Joe: Don't you have no home? Jenna: Excuse me, what? Old Joe: I'm wonderin' if you have to sleep outside my diner 'cause maybe you don't have no home. Jenna: I have a home. Old Joe: Right. And a bad husband, I remember. You got lipstick all over your face. Jenna: What? Old Joe: Your lipstick's all smudged like someone gave you a good one.
Cal: You're late. Jenna: By six minutes. I'm sorry, bus was late. Cal: Why doesn't your damn husband buy you a car already? Jenna: 'Cause he don't want me goin' no where.
