Ellen: Have you ever been in love? Jonathan: I was kinda fond of that hundred dollar bill. Ellen: Have you? Jonathan: You're asking me, the turd? Ellen: Well, you look like a pretty - sensitive turd to me.
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Jonathan: I'm sorry. It was a lousy thing to do. But I was just so humiliated I just had to kill myself.
Skip: That son of a bitch got away with everything that I had. And I was so scared that I shit my pants.
Skip: You son of a bitch, you went back to her even after you knew who she was.
Skip: Jonathan, until you get laid none of us are safe!
Roscoe: Another year, another idiot...
Prep Student #2: It's the weenie in the bikini!
Prep Student #1: I'm gettin' a gigantic soft-on!
Skip: These are very nice girls. I may not even get laid tonight. Although that's highly unlikely.
Prep Student #3: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the lovely April Pussy.
Julia: I am so tired of you two and your pseudo-intellectual liberal crap!
Jonathan: If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna find a very tall building, with a fabulous view, and jump off.
Lisa: Your cotton-candy ideas make me sick!
Skip: Actually, I think my parents have a pretty normal relationship. He tells her exactly what to do, and she ignores him.
Skip: We're gonna party our balls off!
Skip: Do you ever wonder if your parents still do it?
Skip: What'll you do for Christmas? Crucify yourself?
Jonathan: I'm sorry. It was a lousy thing to do. But I was just so humiliated I just had to kill myself.
Skip: That son of a bitch got away with everything that I had. And I was so scared that I shit my pants.
Skip: You son of a bitch, you went back to her even after you knew who she was.
Skip: Jonathan, until you get laid none of us are safe!
Roscoe: Another year, another idiot...
Prep Student #2: It's the weenie in the bikini!
Prep Student #1: I'm gettin' a gigantic soft-on!
Skip: These are very nice girls. I may not even get laid tonight. Although that's highly unlikely.
Prep Student #3: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the lovely April Pussy.
Julia: I am so tired of you two and your pseudo-intellectual liberal crap!
Jonathan: If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna find a very tall building, with a fabulous view, and jump off.
Lisa: Your cotton-candy ideas make me sick!
Skip: Actually, I think my parents have a pretty normal relationship. He tells her exactly what to do, and she ignores him.
Skip: We're gonna party our balls off!
Skip: Do you ever wonder if your parents still do it?
Skip: What'll you do for Christmas? Crucify yourself?
Skip: You still owe me a blow job. Jonathan: You're right. I forgot all about that. Skip: Jesus, Jonathan, you can't forget these things, my man.
Mr. Burroughs: Government control, Jonathan, is anathema to the free-enterprise system. Any intelligent person knows you cannot interfere with the laws of supply and demand. Jonathan: I see your point, sir. That's the reason why I'm not for tariffs. Mr. Burroughs: Right. No, wrong! You gotta have tariffs, son. How you gonna compete with the damn foreigners? Gotta have tariffs.
Ellen: Have you ever been in love? Jonathan: I was kinda fond of that hundred dollar bill. Ellen: Have you? Jonathan: You're asking me, the turd? Ellen: Well, you look like a pretty - sensitive turd to me.
Jonathan: Cut it out! Skip: I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
Jonathan: I'm no good with women. Skip: I know that, you know that. The broads that go to the Free N Easy, they don't know that.
Skip: You've gotta go to dinner. Come on. I can't believe you'd forgo eggplant surprise. Jonathan: I'm not hungry. Skip: That's no reason not to eat the shit.
Jonathan: Uh - this is an elevator. Ellen: Really? I love elevators. I think they're just wonderful. I *love* the way they go up - and down. Do you? Jonathan: Oh, yeah. I think it's great. Ellen: Which do you prefer? Going up? Or, going down? Jonathan: Um - up. Up is fine. Ellen: Really? I think going down is much more exciting. Jonathan: Well, yeah, now that you mention it, down is, eh... Ellen: Of course, going up - can be a thrill. It depends. Jonathan: That's what I think. Yeah, up is - down is...
Skip: Welcome to Toad Hall. Jonathan: I have never seen such a vulgar display of wealth in my entire life. How do I get one? Skip: Well, you can do what we did. Bootlegging.
Mr. Burroughs: Jonathan? Jonathan: Yes, sir? Mr. Burroughs: Evidently you and I have something in common. Can you guess what that might be?
Balaban: Burroughs? You're not by any chance related to the Burroughs who's on the board of AT&T, are you? Skip: Daddy. Balaban: Really? Ha-ha. I would imagine that the pressure to get into Harvard must be very intense.
