Cliff: Your situational awareness kinda sucks.
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Cliff: Your situational awareness kinda sucks.
Gina, Nick: I don't need no honeymoon / let's not do a honey moon...
Cliff: Nothing bad ever happens in Hawaii, right?
Nick: Keep shaking that bush Luke, so we know where you are... keep shakin' that bush!
Cydney: Wow, did I just almost die just then?
Cliff: We're not really hunting goats here, are we?
Cydney: I know that in some bent way, your need for detachment fits my need for attachment, that's it.
Nick: Those boys are comin' in heavy, you might want to hang back and let 'em do their thing.
Cliff: Your situational awareness kinda sucks.
Gina, Nick: I don't need no honeymoon / let's not do a honey moon...
Cliff: Nothing bad ever happens in Hawaii, right?
Nick: Keep shaking that bush Luke, so we know where you are... keep shakin' that bush!
Cydney: Wow, did I just almost die just then?
Cliff: We're not really hunting goats here, are we?
Cydney: I know that in some bent way, your need for detachment fits my need for attachment, that's it.
Nick: Those boys are comin' in heavy, you might want to hang back and let 'em do their thing.
Cliff: So you were like Special Ops. What were you Seals? Rangers? Nick: Officially, I'm only allowed to say that I've been a sworn officer participating in a phase of certain missions that would make most men want to crawl up and hide inside their own assholes. Cydney: and unofficially? Nick: I'm a goddamn American Jedi. Possible title number one, by the way. Nick: Hey, see this? Took a frag from a Bouncing Betty. It's an antipersonnel mine. Caved in the back of my fucking head. Medevaced out to Germany. Got my skull rebuilt with space-age titanium. Can't go through a metal detector without ringing cherries, but that's cool. Let's me travel with Gilligan just about wherever I want. Cydney: Gilligan? Nick: My little buddy Cliff: That's some toothpick Nick: Here's the kicker, though. When I took that shrapnel, I never felt it. I mean, I felt the impact and I felt my backside go all wet, but no real pain. Now, maybe I don't recall the events in full. They did scoop out a little gray Spam back there, but get this. My wolf pack? They will swear that I was ambulatory for more than 17 minutes before they forced me to lie down. Tackled me. Even then I was looking to monkey-fuck a Marlboro Light. There's no nerve endings in the brain Cliff. Remember that when you write the scene. Cliff: Yeah, there's some really good details there. Gina: Yeah, he's really hard to kill.
Cliff: Ah I bit my tongue, I hate that. Nick: That's gonna stop hurting in a second...
Rick: Relax, relax! Gina: I need to go right now, okay? Do you here me? Cliff: This is my wife's friend, she has little issue with um... crystal meth, okay? Normally she's pretty functional, but obviously... this ain't normal. Gina: He killed my Nicko! He killed my boyfriend! Cliff: Oh, come on! Gina: He wants to be us! That's what he wants, okay... him and his wife wanna be us! Cliff: She's dosed right out of her mind right now... I mean it's been. Look! Look, look, look, look, come here. Gina: No, no, no! Don't go, Don't go. Cliff: Look at this... I'm finding these the whole trip. I think she just got in over her head this time. So, I hope you don't have to involve the... police or anything like that. I mean, I promise I'll get her back safe... okay? Gina: Don't listen to him! Don't listen to him! Sherman: Look mam, we're just here because someone took off with two of our boats. The last thing we want is to get involved with somebody else's mess. Cliff: Okay, cool. Sherman: Right? Rick: Yeah, right. Cliff: Cool. Rick: Except... Cliff: Except what? Rick: Ya know it's just that, I don't get why her pupils are normal... and yours are the size of olives. Cliff: Guys... that was a perfectly good story. Cliff: Fuck! Count your fucking shots!
Cliff: Remember, nothing exists until we get there! Cydney: Got it. Rocky? Nothing exists until I get there.
Cydney: Well, um... how close is it? Nick: It's like everything else in Hawaii, as close as far away gets.
