Dee: So, why do you light that sage shit? Janie: I light it because this place smells like smoke. And... it's not shit. I already told you, I'm one-eighth Navaho. It's part of my heritage. Dee: Oh, whatever. Janie: You know, my ancestors would have scalped those pretty blonde locks of yours for smoking that crap. Dee: That was way harsh, Janie. Janie: I'm kidding. The Navaho are, like, the most peaceful tribe. It's a joke.
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Dee: So, why do you light that sage shit? Janie: I light it because this place smells like smoke. And... it's not shit. I already told you, I'm one-eighth Navaho. It's part of my heritage. Dee: Oh, whatever. Janie: You know, my ancestors would have scalped those pretty blonde locks of yours for smoking that crap. Dee: That was way harsh, Janie. Janie: I'm kidding. The Navaho are, like, the most peaceful tribe. It's a joke.
Janie: Another one of your fish died. Dee: Oh? Bummer! Well, it had a good run. Janie: You really should clean this thing out once in a while. Dee: No need! That's what that little sucker fish guy is for.
Janie: I need this money, Dee! Dee: It's not about the money for me. Janie: Yeah, I know. You don't even need a fucking job. So what are you trying to prove? Dee: That you're not better than me. Janie: This is not a beauty pageant. Dee: *Life* is a beauty *pageant,* Janie.
Dee: So, we're supposed to fill in these forms that basically reveal every detail of who we are and what we've *done*... Janie: And? Dee: Why don't we fill them in together? Better yet, why don't we fill in each other's? What better way to get to know one another? Dee: Come on, come on! Dee: It will be harmless fun! *Please?* Janie: How is your penmanship? Dee: Super. I dot all of my I's with adorable little hearts. Dee: Kidding! Janie: You know, uh, honestly, I'm just gonna fill mine in on my own.
Dee: Okay. So... drum roll... Dee: How many guys have spelunkered the Garber caverns? Janie: One. Dee: Shut your mouth! Janie: No. Dee: You're serious? Janie: Yeah. Dee: Wait. How old are you? How is that possible? Janie: Okay, I really shouldn't be doing this... Dee: No, no, no. I'm sorry. I just... I mean... Girl, you have *not* lived. Janie: I could say the same about you. Dee: Why? Because I haven't been to the pyramids? Well, you're wrong. I've been to Cancun.
Dee: We're totally not gonna get the deposit back!
