Dracula: Some call me the dark one. Others, the lord of death. To most, I am Dracula.
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Dracula: Some call me the dark one. Others, the lord of death. To most, I am Dracula.
Mark: Ok. Obviously we dealing with a little bit more than narcissism here.
Renfield: I will no longer tolerate abuse.
Rebecca Quincy: You're like the guy that gets the villain's postmates.
Tedward Lobo: It's the real fucking Dracula!
Rebecca: I don't think you're such a bad guy. But you're never really gonna be free until you face him.
Renfield: I am enough. I deserve happiness. And I take full charge of my life today!
Dracula: My needs are the only thing that matters!
Rebecca Quincy: You're like the guy that gets the villain's post-mates!
Rebecca Quincy: It's never too late to be a hero.
Dracula: I wish to spend a season in hell where the interesting people are.
Carol: Well, Fuck Carol, I guess! Don't worry, I hate her too...
Dracula: You know, I don't ask for much, Renfield. Just the blood of a few dozen innocent people.
Carol: Can I just get through one fucking Share?
Renfield: Worse, I'm a friend of Caitlyn's!
Carol: How is my life? My life is like a never-ending hallway of funhouse mirrors, but all the clowns are me.
Tedward Lobo: He cuts his victims' tongues out! YOU tell him his name is Racist!
Renfield: Well, thank you Wiccan Tumblr!
Sign: Do not solve the Crime until Overtime.
Dracula: I am the Prince of Wallachia...
Renfield: C'mon, just a nice juicy spider...
Renfield: He gets his power from blood, I get my power from bugs. Make sense? Great!
Voice in the Crowd: Hey, yo, Renfield! You da man!
Renfield: I need to get out of a toxic relationship.
Older Priest: We are the Last of our Kind! Any further blood shed will be on your hands!
Dracula: I wish to spend a season in Hell, where all the amusing people are. Hail Satan!
Renfield: Stop calling it "Dracula powers!" It's a curse!
Tedward Lobo: Are you happy or are you going to fuck me up?
Tedward Lobo: That's why I'm better than you! You're an Empty Husk! I'm a FULL Husk!
Renfield: I am enough. I deserve happiness. And I take full charge of my life today!
Tedward Lobo: It's the real fucking Dracula!
Rebecca: I don't think you're such a bad guy. But you're never really gonna be free until you face him.
Dracula: My needs are the only thing that matters!
Dracula: I wish to spend a season in Hell, where all the amusing people are. Hail Satan!
Dracula: You know, I don't ask for much, Renfield. Just the blood of a few dozen innocent people.
Renfield: Well, thank you Wiccan Tumblr!
Rebecca Quincy: It's never too late to be a hero.
Carol: Can I just get through one fucking share?
Carol: How is my life? My life is like a never-ending hallway of funhouse mirrors, but all the clowns are me.
Renfield: I need to get out of a toxic relationship.
Dracula: I am the Prince of Wallachia...
Renfield: Worse, I'm a friend of Caitlyn's!
Voice in the Crowd: Hey, yo, Renfield! You da man!
Tedward Lobo: That's why I'm better than you! You're an Empty Husk! I'm a FULL Husk!
Renfield: Stop calling it "Dracula powers!" It's a curse!
Renfield: My name is Robert Montague Renfield and I am a co-dependent but I no longer feel like a victim.
Carol: Well, Fuck Carol, I guess! Don't worry, I hate her too...
Tedward Lobo: He cuts his victims' tongues out! YOU tell him his name is Racist!
Tedward Lobo: Are you happy or are you going to fuck me up?
Older Priest: We are the Last of our Kind! Any further blood shed will be on your hands!
Renfield: C'mon, just a nice juicy spider...
Renfield: He gets his power from blood, I get my power from bugs. Make sense? Great!
Sign: Do not solve the Crime until Overtime.
Carol: Can I just get through one fucking share?
Tedward Lobo: Are you happy or are you going to fuck me up?
Mark: What if you were to stop focusing on his needs, what would happen? Renfield: He won't grow to full power. Mark: Exactly. He won't grow to full power. What? That's so weird. Why would you phrase it like that? But, yes.
Mark: Hi! You here for the meeting? Well, come on down! Renfield: No! NO! Dracula: Some call me the Dark One. Others, the Lord of Death. To most, I am... Dracula! Mark: Okay, obviously we dealing with a little bit more than narcissism here.
Dracula: Renfield, bring me innocent victims! I want a handful of nuns, a busload of cheerleaders... Renfield: And I just want a normal life.
Dracula: I want happy couples, unsuspecting tourists, a handful of nuns, a... a busload of cheerleaders. Renfield: A busload of cheerleaders? Dracula: A busload of cheerleaders will get me back to full power like that. Renfield: Do you mean female cheerleaders? Dracula: Don't make it a sexual thing! Renfield: No, no. I did not say it was. Dracula: You know it's not the gender I'm concerned with. I eat boys, I eat girls. It's the purity!
Renfield: Snickerdoodle? Rebecca Quincy: I don't want your murder cookies. Renfield: They're just regular cookies. Rebecca Quincy: Well I don't know what regular cookies means to a murderer. Renfield: I don't really know that either.
Tedward Lobo: I'm clearly the yin to your yang. Renfield: We barely met twice. Tedward Lobo: You patronizing piece of shit!
Dracula: Whatever pain Renfield caused you, I will return ten thousand fold. I will unleash an army of death whilst warming my skin next to mountains of burning corpses. How does that sound to you? Tedward Lobo: It sounds like you got to meet my mom.
Rebecca Quincy: Are you from around here or... Renfield: Oh, no. I'm everywhere. Rebecca Quincy: Ah, military. That would explain all the moves. Renfield: Yeah, but forever ago. The Great War. Iraq. Maybe not great, you know, but overall pretty good. Three out of five stars.
Weird Kevin: They Weird Kevin: control Rats with their Minds! Mark: He's on Medication, don't worry about him.
