Fawcett Brooks: I'd rather say hello to a new handbag than a friend or boyfriend, and they're much easier to return.
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Soledad Braunstein: You're the secret gay - but you're not even that fabulous.
Fawcett Brooks: This is an 'A' and gay conversation, so kindly see your next Tuesday out of it.
'Topher: For a face like yours, I'll out myself to the entire Mormon Tabernacle choir.
Fawcett Brooks: You wanna stay a four-pack queer forever? Let's go!
Caprice Winters: Look, we all know you're gayer than a very special episode of Glee.
Sophie Aster: Like, I will find a real live gay, even if I have to drag the little teen queen out of the closet myself.
Tanner Daniels: Maybe everyone secretly wants a G.B.F. Even moms.
Brent Van Camp: Oh, my God, he's doing it. He's going full-Lohan.
Brent Van Camp: P.S. your abs ain't too bad, Mr. Four-Pack.
Fawcett Brooks: As for queen, they've got us in a three-way.
McKenzie Pryce: Sorry, Ellen Jr., but you can't take your poor man's Portia to this dance. Try the pro-sodomy prom.
Caprice Winters: Well, that's just sweeter than a pug in a sundress.
Fawcett Brooks: Well, I can't help it that the school is devoid of the gay. I mean, if there were some, they'd obvi worship me.
Fawcett Brooks: I'd rather say hello to a new handbag than a friend or boyfriend, and they're much easier to return.
Fawcett Brooks: I'm actually kind of brills when it comes to science-y stuff.
Sophie Aster: I never RSVP'd to a non-stop pity party.
'Shley Osgoode: You gays are supposed to be experts in man-pleasing, so spill.
'Topher: So, what do you like most about me, huh?
Fawcett Brooks: Everyone can relax. The people who matter have arrived.
Brent Van Camp: You know, I hope your Prince Charming gives you everything you want... and also crabs.
Fawcett Brooks: Look, I didn't make up these rules, but a fugly prom is a failed prom.
Tanner Daniels: ...so you should probably say something before I keep saying more things.
Sophie Aster: The indignities and humiliations a guy will go through just for some Mormon ginger-muff.
McKenzie Pryce: Caprice, mission accomplished? Caprice Winters: Uh, not yet. Caprice Winters: Ok, y'all made your point. I made mine. Now we all have a choice. You can stay out here, bored out of your minds and freezing your asses off with this crazy bitch, or you can come inside and dance your asses off with this crazy bitch. I mean, do you really want to go to Heaven if it's filled with nothing but psychos like her? Caprice Winters: That's what I thought. Le'go. McKenzie Pryce: Suit yourselves! Run towards damnation! I'll see you all in Hell! I mean, I won't see you 'cause I won't be there, but there's probably, like, a window or something where people in Heaven can look down to people in Hell! And I'll see you through that Hell... window... thing! Hamilton: That sucks, man. How about an H.J.?
Soledad Braunstein: You're the secret gay - but you're not even that fabulous.
Fawcett Brooks: This is an 'A' and gay conversation, so kindly see your next Tuesday out of it.
Tanner Daniels: I-I-I could be bi. Mr. Daniels: Yeah-hah-hah, right! Mr. Daniels: Of course you can.
'Topher: For a face like yours, I'll out myself to the entire Mormon Tabernacle choir.
Fawcett Brooks: You wanna stay a four-pack queer forever? Let's go!
Caprice Winters: Look, we all know you're gayer than a very special episode of Glee.
Sophie Aster: You know what? You both have become so much more than these bitches' sexless accessories. You've become full-blown tools, in EVERY sense of the word.
McKenzie Pryce: I can't believe our godless peers read this blasphemy. They're trying to make sin seem "in." 'Shley Osgoode: I don't know. Don't you ever think it would be kind of neat to meet one? Like a real, live gay? McKenzie Pryce: What? 'Shley Osgoode: You know, we cold bring him to Youth Group or take him out for milkshakes or something. And then, if we're all super-duper nice to him, maybe he'd realize that the only person he should be gay for is Jesus. McKenzie Pryce: 'Shley, you can't just befriend these people. They're out to steal our brothers, boyfriends, our gerbils, all as part of a secret agenda to spread their gaybies all over America. 'Shley Osgoode: Aw. Gay babies? McKenzie Pryce: No! Like... gay rabies.
Sophie Aster: Like, I will find a real live gay, even if I have to drag the little teen queen out of the closet myself.
Tanner Daniels: Maybe everyone secretly wants a G.B.F. Even moms.
Sophie Aster: I hear you and "Spigot" here are denying certain less-than-favorable people tickets. Fawcett Brooks: Relax, "So-Fat." You and "Memoirs of a Gay Nerd" are allowed to come. I'm giving you a temporary pass to the cool kid's table. Sophie Aster: We wouldn't come if you paid us, Fawcett - or should I say "Fascist?" Fawcett Brooks: It's your social funeral, sweetie. Sophie Aster: I'll start mourning now.
Brent Van Camp: Oh, my God, he's doing it. He's going full-Lohan.
Tanner Daniels: Ever notice how in high school there's just something about being first, like that girl who's always first to raise her hand, or that first kid to own every new cutting edge iThingy? There's so much pressure to be a trend-setter, a pioneer. Well, not me. Tanner Daniels was just like any other average comic-book geek, more than content to fly under the radar and leave the trailblazing to the others. After all, of the many firsts my peers were vying for, one still remained conspicuously up for grabs. Never in the history of North Gateway High had any student admitted out loud to being an honest-to-goodness, card-carrying, proud - or even slightly modest - homosexual.
Brent Van Camp: P.S. your abs ain't too bad, Mr. Four-Pack.
Tanner Daniels: We had little luck chatting up dudes on Guydar that night, but the next day Soledad and her blossoming swarm of fruit flies were preparing to put the app to much better use.
Fawcett Brooks: As for queen, they've got us in a three-way.
Mrs. Van Camp: Heath! Don't stand on your pride. Get in the tent with Jake, for crying out loud! Good. Get in there. Snuggle up. Snuggle up for warmth. There you go. Oh, it looks like they're waking back up. Huh. Uh-oh. Here we go. Game on. Ha. You know, I do sense an affection there. I mean, I really do feel they care about one another. Oh, my. Well. I guess necessity is the mother of invention. I mean... You know, it's funny, I guess back then they didn't even need... need to use protection really, right?
'Shley Osgoode: So, your... your friend Tanner won't tell anything about the J's. Glenn Cho: The... the... the who? 'Shley Osgoode: The... the H.J's and the B.J's - pretty much any of the J's - but I've got an idea: You are gonna show me how. Glenn Cho: Oh. 'Shley Osgoode: And it's not gonna count because you're, like, supes gay-mosexual. Glenn Cho: Oh-h, yeah, right, but... 'Shley Osgoode: Shh! Just pretend I'm, like, some super-hot guy - like David Archuleta. Glenn Cho: Oh... oh, David Archuleta? David, don't you worry. I'm gonna teach you all about the H.J's and the... the B.J.'s and the Jay-Z's and the J. J. Abrams.
McKenzie Pryce: Sorry, Ellen Jr., but you can't take your poor man's Portia to this dance. Try the pro-sodomy prom.
'Topher: So, um, do you wanna feel how straight I am? Brent Van Camp: Come again? Brent Van Camp: Whoa, is this actually happening or is this a dream, because I just changed my sheets yesterday. 'Topher: Oh, it's real, bro.
Caprice Winters: Well, that's just sweeter than a pug in a sundress.
Fawcett Brooks: Well, I can't help it that the school is devoid of the gay. I mean, if there were some, they'd obvi worship me.
Sophie Aster: What the hell is Guydar? Glenn Cho: Where have YOU been? It's the new app that lets gay guys find other gay guys through state-of-the-art, globally-positioned technology. Brent Van Camp: She knows. Glenn Cho: I only know about it because Brent here tried to download it onto MY phone. Brent Van Camp: Yeah, and hetero buzzkill here totally cock-blocked me. Tanner Daniels: See, I'm not soiling my pristine phone with some slutty gay hookup app. Brent Van Camp: Tanner, we're not gonna DO anything. We're just gonna... see if there ARE other gay guys in this town and find out how many cubic feet away they are from us. It's science.
Soledad Braunstein: What if Viola here came out as a lesbian? Viola: Hey! I'm strictly dickly, yo. Soledad Braunstein: Just take one for the team.
Fawcett Brooks: I'd rather say hello to a new handbag than a friend or boyfriend, and they're much easier to return.
Fawcett Brooks: I'm actually kind of brills when it comes to science-y stuff.
Sophie Aster: I never RSVP'd to a non-stop pity party.
Tanner Daniels: Wow, this is a whole lot of meat, 'Shley. 'Topher: Well, that's what you like, isn't it? Meat?
'Shley Osgoode: You gays are supposed to be experts in man-pleasing, so spill.
Tanner Daniels: Is it just me or is she, like, the worst Mormon ever? Fawcett Brooks: It is SO not just you. She's cray-cray.
Caprice Winters: This hack-tivist doesn't give a flying fairy about gay rights. She just did it to gain the advantage with you. Fawcett Brooks: Oh, you mean like what you did with that male-bate, Christian? Caprice Winters: Whatever! At least I tried to bride him with sex. I treated him like an actual human being and not some asexual, neutered little purse puppy. Fawcett Brooks: Come on, Tan. I've have enough bad dinner theater dramatics for one day. We've got a revolution to plan. Caprice Winters: Do not come for my craft, bitch! Fawcett Brooks: Do not come for my BITCH, bitch!
Tanner Daniels: I thought carbs were like gay kryptonite or something. Fawcett Brooks: Alcohol is the one exception. Duh. Now, down it, bitch.
Tanner Daniels: You know, I actually started to believe that you were my friend, but what is this, really? Am I... am I just some tool to you, a... a... a wrench so that you can screw over Caprice and 'Shley? Fawcett Brooks: Wrenches don't screw things. God, you ARE gay.
Brent Van Camp: 'Shley's Mormon. Their whole shtick is just being relentlessly nice to you until you give up and throw on a pair of their magic underwear. Sophie Aster: Yeah, they smile to your face and Prop-8 you in the back.
Tanner Daniels: You sure this is a good idea? Brent Van Camp: Was Drake on "Degrassi?" The answer is yes.
Mrs. Daniels: Are you hungry? 'cause I made my world-famous, homemade, gluten-free popsicles. They are delicious. Mr. Daniels: Oh, and I hope you made 'em extra thick and fruity, just the way Tanner likes 'em.
'Topher: So, what do you like most about me, huh?
