Donatello: Hey, is this gonna work? Michaelangelo: Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell? Michaelangelo: Yeah. Donatello: Pretty quiet. Raphael: Shredder! Donatello: Thanks, Raph. I may never have the hiccups again!
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Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.
Michaelangelo: Hey didn't we see these guys on WrestleMania?
Splinter: You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.
Michaelangelo: Hey, Dudes! Cowabunga says it all.
Raphael: This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21.
Raphael: Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.
Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one!
Raphael: Boy, whatever happened to "service with a smile"?
Michaelangelo: You want a pickle? I'll give you a pickle!
Michaelangelo: You like what you saw? Then give it up for a turtle!
Shredder: Tonight we leave a calling card for the Turtles. Tomorrow... We force a final confrontation.
Michaelangelo: Hey didn't we see these guys on WrestleMania?
Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the... traditional pre-fight donut.
Splinter: You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.
Michaelangelo: Hey, dudes! Cowabunga says it all.
Raphael: This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21.
Raphael: Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.
Splinter: Were you seen? Leonardo: Of course not, Master Splinter. Donatello: We practiced Ninja. Michaelangelo: The art of invisibility. Splinter: Practice harder. Splinter: Ten flips, now! And remember: Splinter: "Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!" I made another funny!
Splinter: Their world can never be ours. Michaelangelo: Uh... Not even pizza? Splinter: Pizza's okay. Michaelangelo: Man, give a guy a heart attack.
Shredder: Go ahead. Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me Master! Rahzar: Ma... Mama. Tokka: Mama? Rahzar, Tokka: Mama! Shredder: Get off me! Babies! They are babies!
Raphael: SHREDDER! Donatello: Ah! Thanks, Raph, I may never have the hiccups again!
April O'Neil: Chief Sterns! I wonder if I might ask you a few more questions, off the record? Chief Sterns: Ms. O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no "off the record" record, make a record of that!
Donatello: Hey, is this gonna work? Michaelangelo: Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell? Michaelangelo: Yeah. Donatello: Pretty quiet. Raphael: Shredder! Donatello: Thanks, Raph. I may never have the hiccups again!
Michaelangelo: I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael: Man, I love being a turtle! Raphael: Too bad the Shredder can't say the same thing.
Michaelangelo: Ahh, ninja pizza! Donatello: Ninja pizza? Michaelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
Keno: One last thing, though. I think you might want to know about THIS! Raphael: ARGH! Keno: It's you guys! Raphael: Ah, ah! Let me hurt him. Please! Tell me I can hurt him! Please, please! Grr! Splinter: I think you'd better sit down.
Keno: Hold it! You guys are under arrest. Burglar: What are you, night security? Keno: No, I'm a pizza delivery. Keno: Did I mention I also study the martial arts?
Splinter: What troubles you, my son? Donatello: I-I don't know. I just thought there would be more to it; to the ooze, to you know, us! Leonardo: I know! Donatello: I just always thought there would be something that... I thought we'd find out we were special. Splinter: Do not confuse the professor's words with your current worth, my son. Donatello: But I don't believe him! There's just got to be more to it!
Keno: Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight? Girl: Dream on, Dweeb. Keno: Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner.
Keno: Who? What? Where? How? Donatello: Well, I guess that leaves out 'why' and 'when', doesn't it?
Michaelangelo: You think this stuff is gonna work? Donatello: Well, we won't know for sure until we spray those guys. Professor Jordan Perry: Well, actually... Donatello: Actually? Professor Jordan Perry: Actually... ingestion is the only course. Michaelangelo: You mean they have to eat it? Professor Jordan Perry: Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on... my man.
Shredder: And these are the two most vicious animals you could find? Shredder: Good. Professor? Professor Jordan Perry: Preparations are complete, however... Shredder: Begin. Professor Jordan Perry: However, I feel free to re-register my original protest and remind you of the immense dangers of... Professor Jordan Perry: ...That's enough talk from me. We'll begin.
April O'Neil: Were there any large tooth or claw marks found? Chief Sterns: How did you know that... I have no idea what you're talking about?
Michaelangelo: Wait! Can we talk? Michaelangelo: W-w-woah! Major spin cycle! Wooooah! Hey, Leo! Leonardo: Mikey? Michaelangelo: Maybe I should have brought... Michaelangelo: ... BAGELS! Michaelangelo: Woah. Now I know what a postal package feels like.
Michaelangelo: Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, Ilsa. That's why you're getting on that plane... Michaelangelo: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
April O'Neil: Listen, I have reason to believe that this was caused by two... *really* big animals. Chief Sterns: Ah, and what sort of animals might these be, Miss O'Neil? April O'Neil: Well, I can't say exactly... Chief Sterns: Uh-huh, and what makes you believe that they did this? April O'Neil: Well, I can't say that either, but... Chief Sterns: Okay and is there anything else you'd like not to tell me?
Splinter: Michaelangelo, show the professor where he may rest. Michaelangelo: Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton. Michaelangelo: Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.
April O'Neil: I guess you're not the ones that can handle this. Chief Sterns: That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.
Raphael: Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one!
Raphael: Boy, whatever happened to "service with a smile"?
Professor Jordan Perry: Four walking, talking turtles. Raphael: Yeah, the guy's Ph.D material all right.
April O'Neil: And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight... Donatello: What? April O'Neil: He said he'd send out Tokka and Rahzar again. This time into Central Park. Donatello: Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those... people? Michaelangelo: Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes.
Michaelangelo: You like what you saw? Then give it up for a turtle!
