Ursula: Babies! My poor little poopsies!
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Sebastian: Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.
Prince Eric: Gee, you must have really been through something.
Sebastian: Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor.
Ursula: Babies! My poor little poopsies!
Ursula: Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing.
Ursula: Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!
Ariel: You're not getting cold fins now, are you?
Sebastian: Ariel, you're under a lot of pressure down here. Come with me, I'll take you home and get you something warm to drink.
Sebastian: Ariel, please! Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs?
Ariel: It looks just like him. It even has his eyes. "Why, Eric, run away with you? This is all so... so sudden."
Scuttle: Now, Ariel, I'm telling ya. If you wanna be a human, the first thing ya gonna do is dress like one. Now, let me see.
Flounder: Shark! Shark! We're gonna die!
Scuttle: Okay. All right, this calls for a little vocal romantic stimulation. Stand back!
Scuttle: Ya look great, kid. Ya look sensational.
Scuttle: Whoa! The wind's all of a sudden on the move here! Yo! Ariel!
Scuttle: Ya look great, kid. Ya look sen-sational.
Scuttle: Whoa! The wind's all of a sudden on the move here! Yo! Arieeeeeeeeeeel!
Ursula: You're too late! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. YOU'RE TOO LATE! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ursula: Babies! My poor little poopsies.
Ariel: It looks just like him. It even has his eyes. Way, Eric, run away with you? This is all so, so sudden.
Scuttle: Now, Ariel, I'm telling ya. If you wanna be a human, the first thing ya gotta do is dress like one. Now, let me see.
Prince Eric: Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery.
Ursula: You're too late! You're too late!
Sebastian: Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.
Ursula: So much for true love!
Sebastian: Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor.
Ursula: Babies! My poor little poopsies.
Ursula: Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing.
Ursula: Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!
Ariel: I love you, Daddy.
Ariel: You're not getting cold fins now, are you?
Sebastian: Ariel, you're under a lot of pressure down here. Come with me, I'll take you home and get you something warm to drink.
Prince Eric: Gee, you must have really been through something.
Ursula: Babies! My poor little poopsies.
Sebastian: Just look at her! On legs! On human legs! Sebastian: My nerves are shot! This is a catastrophe! What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father'd say. He'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab! That's what her father'd say! I'm gonna march meself straight home right now and tell him just like I should have done the minute... Sebastian: And don't you shake your head at me, young lady. Maybe there's still time. If we could get that witch to give you back your voice, you could go home with all the normal fish and just be... Sebastian: Just be... Just be miserable for the rest of your life. Sebastian: All right, all right. i'll try to help ya find that prince. Sebastian: Boy, what a soft shell I'm turning out to be.
Triton: I just don't know what we're going to do with you, young lady. Ariel: Daddy, I'm sorry, I just forgot. Triton: As a result of your careless behavior... Sebastian: Careless and reckless behavior! Triton: ...the entire celebration was... Sebastian: Well, it was ruined! That's all! Completely destroyed! This concert was to be the pinnacle of my distinguished career. Now thanks to you, I am the laughingstock of the entire kingdom! Flounder: But it wasn't her fault. First, the shark chased us. Yeah, yeah. And we tried to... But we couldn't, and he Flounder: And... And we... whoa! And then we were safe. But then this seagull came, and it was "This is this, and that is that, and..." Triton: Seagull? Triton: What? You went up to the surface again, didn't you? Didn't you? Ariel: Nothing happened. Triton: Ariel, how many times must we go through this? You could've been seen by one of those barbarians, by by one of those humans! Ariel: Daddy, they're not barbarians. Triton: They are dangerous. Do you think I would want to see my youngest daughter snared by some fish-eater's hook? Ariel: I'm 16 years old. I'm not a child any more. Triton: Don't you take that tone of voice with me, young lady! As long as you live under my ocean, you'll obey my rules! Ariel: But if you would just listen... Triton: Not another word! And I am never, never to hear of you going to the surface again! Is that clear?
Triton: I consider myself a reasonable merman. I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed. Ariel: But Dad, I... Triton: Is it true you rescued a human from drowning? Ariel: Daddy, I had to... Triton: Contact between the human world and the mer-world is strictly forbidden. Ariel, you know that! Everyone knows that. Ariel: He would have died. Triton: One less human to worry about. Ariel: You don't even know him. Triton: Know him? I don't have to know him! They're all the same. Spineless, savage, harpooning fish-eaters, incapable of any feeling... Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Triton: No! Have you lost your senses completely? He's a human. You're a mermaid. Ariel: I don't care. Triton: So help me, Ariel, I am going to get through to you. And if this is the only way, so be it!
Sebastian: Down here all the fish is happy / As off to the waves they roll, yeah / The fish on the land ain't happy / They sad 'cause they in their bowl / But fish in the bowl is lucky / They in for a worser fate / One day when the boss get hungry. Fish: Guess who gonna be on the plate
Ursula: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it. It's too easy. The child is in love with a human. And not just any human. A prince! Ursula: Her daddy will love that. King Triton's headstrong, lovesick girl would make a charming addition to my little garden.
Triton: I'm really looking forward to this performance, Sebastian. Sebastian: Your Majesty! This will be the finest concert I have ever conducted. Your daughters, they will be spectacular! Triton: Yes. And especially my little Ariel. Sebastian: Yes, yes. She has the most beautiful voice. Hmm? Sebastian: If only she'd show up for rehearsals once in a while.
Ursula: And there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing, you know. Ariel: But I don't have any... Ursula: I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is your voice. Ariel: My voice? Ursula: You got it, sweetcakes. No more talking, singing. Zip!
Ursula: Nice work, boys. That was a close one. Too close. The little tramp! Ursula: She's better than I thought. Well, at this rate, he'll be kissing her by sunset for sure. Ursula: Well, it's time Ursula took matters into her own tentacles. Ursula: Triton's daughter will be mine! And then I'll make him writhe. I'll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook!
Ariel: If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again. Ursula: That's right! But you'll have your man. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?
Scuttle: Ariel, I was flying... Of course, I was flying. And... I saw the... The watch... The witch was watching the mirror, and she was singin' with a stolen set of pipes. Do you hear what I'm tellin' you? Scuttle: The prince is marrying the sea witch in disguise!
Sebastian: This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most humiliating day of my life. Sebastian: I hope that you appreciate what I go through for you, young lady. Now, we got to make a plan to get that boy to kiss you. Tomorrow, when he takes you for that ride, you gotta look your best. You gotta bat your eyes, like this. Sebastian: You gotta pucker up your lips, like this. Sebastian: You are hopeless, child. You know that? Completely hopeless.
Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before. He's very handsome, isn't he? Scuttle: I don't know. He looks kind of hairy and slobbery to me. Ariel: Not that one. The one playing the snarfblatt.
Sebastian: Are you sure about this? Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean, when it's important?
Triton: Do you think I was too hard on her? Sebastian: Definitely not. Why, if Ariel was my daughter, I'd show her who was boss. None of this flitting to the surface and other such nonsense. No, sir. I'd keep her under tight control. Triton: You're absolutely right, Sebastian. Sebastian: Of course. Triton: Ariel needs constant supervision. Sebastian: Constant. Triton: Someone to watch over her, to keep her out of trouble. Sebastian: All the time. Triton: And you are just the crab to do it!
Ariel: All right. I'm going inside. You can just stay here and watch for sharks. Flounder: Okay. Yeah, you go. I'll just stay and... What? Sharks? Ariel!
Triton: Sebastian. I'm concerned about Ariel. Have you noticed she's been acting peculiar lately? Sebastian: Peculiar? Triton: You know, mooning about. Daydreaming, singing to herself. You haven't noticed? Sebastian: Well, I... Triton: Sebastian. Sebastian: Hmm? Triton: I know you've been keeping something from me. Sebastian: Keeping something? Triton: About Ariel? Sebastian: Ariel? Triton: In love? Sebastian: I tried to stop her, sir! She wouldn't listen! I told her to stay away from humans! They are bad! They are trouble! Triton: Humans? What about humans? Sebastian: Humans? Sebastian: Who said anything about humans?
Ursula: I admit that in the past I've been nasty/They weren't kidding when they called me, well a witch/But you'll find that now-a-days/I've mended all my ways, repented, seen the light and took a switch/true? Yes. And I fortunately know a little magic/It's a talent that I always have possessed, but now dear lately, please don't laugh/I use it on behalf, of the miserable, lonely and depressed! Ursula: Pathetic! Ursula: Poor, unfortunate souls! In pain, in need! This one longing to be thinner, that one wants to get the girl and do I help them? Ursula: Yes, indeed! Now it's poor, unfortunate souls, so sad, so true! They come flocking to my cauldron crying "Spells, Ursula, please!" and I help them? Yes, I do! Now it's happened once or twice/someone couldn't pay the price/and I'm afraid I have to rake them across the coals! Ursula: Yes I have had my share of complaints but on the whole I've been a saint!... to those Poor Unfortunate Sou-uls!
Triton: Any sign of them? Seahorse: No, Your Majesty. We searched everywhere. We've found no trace of your daughter or Sebastian. Triton: Well, keep looking. Leave no shell unturned, no coral unexplored, Let no one in this kingdom sleep until she's safe at home. Seahorse: Yes, sire. Triton: What have I done? What have I done?
Prince Eric: You know, I feel really bad not knowing your name. Maybe I can guess. Is it Mildred? Prince Eric: Okay, no. How about Diana? Rachel? Sebastian: Ariel. Her name's Ariel. Prince Eric: Ariel? Prince Eric: Ariel? That's kind of pretty. Okay. Ariel.
Ariel: It looks just like him. It even has his eyes. Way, Eric, run away with you? This is all so, so sudden.
Ursula: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it. It's too easy. The child is in love with a human. And not just any human. A prince! Ursula: Her daddy'll love that. King Triton's headstrong, lovesick girl *would* make a charming addition to my little garden.
Triton: Do you think I was too hard on her? Sebastian: Definitely not. Why, if Ariel was my daughter, I'd show her who was boss. None of this flitting to the surface and other such nonsense. No, sir. I'd keep her under tight control. Triton: You're absolutely right, Sebastian. Sebastian: Of course. Triton: Ariel needs constant supervision. Sebastian: Constant. Triton: Someone to watch over her, to keep her out of trouble. Sebastian: All the time. Triton: And *you* are just the crab to do it!
Triton: Now, Sebastian. I'm concerned about Ariel. Have you noticed she's been acting peculiar lately? Sebastian: Peculiar? Triton: You know, moaning about. Daydreaming, singing to herself. You haven't noticed, hmm? Sebastian: Well, I... Triton: Sebastian. Sebastian: Hmm? Triton: I *know* you've been keeping something from me. Sebastian: Keeping something? Triton: About Ariel? Sebastian: Ariel? Triton: In love? Sebastian: I tried to stop her, sir! She wouldn't listen! I told her to stay away from humans! They are bad! They are trouble! Triton: Humans? WHAT ABOUT HUMANS? Sebastian: Humans? Sebastian: Who said anything about humans?
Ursula: Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One *might* question your upbringing.
