Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
出自電影《蜘蛛俠》 的經典對白。
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無論我們前方有什麼阻礙，無論我們心中如何天人交戰，我們永遠都有選擇。
我們的選擇決定我們成為怎樣的人，而我們永遠有權力去做對的選擇。
不是每個人都能改變世界。但對我而言，平凡的日子已經成為一種奢求。
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.
Uncle Ben: Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
Spider-Man: Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.
Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
Norman Osborn: Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.
Peter Parker: Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.
Bonesaw McGraw: Hey freak show! You're going nowhere. I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of PLAYTIME!
J. Jonah Jameson: They're crap. Crap, crap, megacrap. I'll give you two hundred bucks for all of 'em.
J. Jonah Jameson: He doesn't want to be famous? Then I'll make him infamous.
Spider-Man: Hey, kiddo. Let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?
J. Jonah Jameson: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
Green Goblin: M.J. and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time.
Norman Osborn: Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
Norman Osborn: I know this has been a difficult time for you, but I want you to try to enjoy this day. Commencement: the end of one thing, the start of something new.
Green Goblin: The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail.
J. Jonah Jameson: Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on MY front page?
Mary Jane: He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.
Green Goblin: Follow the cold shiver running down your spine.
Green Goblin: You've spun your last web, Spider-Man.
Norman Osborn: They're all beautiful, until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves.
Peter Parker: Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.
Norman Osborn: Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human potential.
Subway Guitarist: Dresses like a spider, he looks like a bug, we should all just give him one big hug...
Harry Osborn: What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Green Goblin: Can Spider-Man come out to play?
Punk Rock Girl: Guy with eight hands. Sounds hot.
Peter Parker: No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay.
Green Goblin: I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face.
Surly Truck Driver: He stinks and I don't like him.
Norman Osborn: A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.
Mary Jane: They said I need acting lessons. Can you believe that? A soap opera told me I need acting lessons.
Norman Osborn: I am going to rectify certain inequities.
Flash's Crony: Jesus, Parker, you are a freak
Teacher: You were talking throughout that woman's entire presentation, let's go talk about how we listen.
J. Jonah Jameson: What are you, his lawyer? Get out of here, let him sue me! Get rich like a normal person!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY LEGS! OH, GOD. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
Mary Jane: Do I get to say thank you this time?
Peter Parker: You know Harry... doesn't live on a little place I like to call Earth.
Harry Osborn: One day Spider-Man will pay. I swear on my father's grave Spider-Man will pay.
Spider-Man: Whatever it is, somebody has to stop it...
Peter Parker: Let me buy you a cheese-burger - sky's the limit, up to seven dollars and eighty-four cents.
Peter Parker: I can't... tell you... everything; I mean, there's so much to tell...
J. Jonah Jameson: I resent that slander is spoken in print its libal.
Peter Parker: Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.
Uncle Ben: Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
Spider-Man: Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.
Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
Norman Osborn: Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.
Peter Parker: Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.
Bonesaw McGraw: Hey freak show! You're going nowhere. I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of PLAYTIME!
Green Goblin: Back to formula!
J. Jonah Jameson: He doesn't want to be famous? Then I'll make him infamous.
J. Jonah Jameson: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
Spider-Man: Hey, kiddo. Let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?
Peter Parker: Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.
Spider-Man: Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.
Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
J. Jonah Jameson: They're crap. Crap, crap, megacrap. I'll give you two hundred bucks for all of 'em.
Spider-Man: Hey, kiddo. Let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?
Wrestling Promoter: You coulda taken that guy apart! Now he's gonna get away with *my* money! Peter Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.
New Yorker on Bridge: Leave Spider-Man alone! You're gonna pick on a guy trying to save a bunch of kids? New Yorker on Bridge: Yeah, I got something for your ass! You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York! New Yorker on Bridge: You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.
Ring Announcer: Will the next victim please enter the arena at this time! If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with "Bonesaw" McGraw, the sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to... Ring Announcer: What's your name, kid? Peter Parker: The Human Spider. Ring Announcer: The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got? Peter Parker: Yeah. Ring Announcer: Oh, that sucks. Ring Announcer: The sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to... the terrifying... the deadly... the amazing Spider-Man!
Peter Parker: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander. J. Jonah Jameson: It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.
Mary Jane: Who are you? Spider-Man: You know who I am. Mary Jane: I do? Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you? Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.
Green Goblin: Spider-Man is all but invincible; but Parker, we can destroy him. Norman Osborn: I can't. Green Goblin: Betrayal must not be countenanced. Parker must be educated. Norman Osborn: What do I do? Green Goblin: Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead. Norman Osborn: Yes? Green Goblin: And then grant his wish. Norman Osborn: But how? Green Goblin: The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. Norman Osborn: TELL ME HOW! Green Goblin: The HEART Osborn! First, we attack his heart!
Uncle Ben: And the Lord said, "Let there be light." And voilà! There is light. Forty soft, glowing watts of it. Aunt May: Good boy. God will be thrilled, just don't fall on your ass.
Wrestling Promoter: Now get outta here. Peter Parker: A hundred bucks? The ad said 3000. Wrestling Promoter: Check it again, web head. It said three grand for three minutes, and you pinned him in two. For that, I give you 100, and you're lucky to get that. Peter Parker: I need that money. Wrestling Promoter: I missed the part where that's my problem. Wrestling Promoter: Hey, what the hell...? Carjacker: Put the money in the bag. HURRY UP! Wrestling Promoter: HEY! HE STOLE THE GATE! Wrestling Arena Guard: STOP THAT GUY! Wrestling Promoter: STOP HIM! HE'S GOT MY MONEY! Carjacker: Thanks! Wrestling Arena Guard: What the hell's the matter with you? You let him go! Wrestling Arena Guard: Cut him off from the lobby and call the cops! Wrestling Promoter: You could've taken that guy apart! Now he's gonna get away with *my* money! Peter Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Green Goblin: Spider-Man. This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love... or suffer the little children? Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded! Spider-Man: Don't do it Goblin! Green Goblin: We are who we choose to be... now, *choose*!
Norman Osborn: I've been like a father to you, be a son to me now. Peter Parker: I have a father, his name was Ben Parker.
Hoffman: We've got a page six problem. J. Jonah Jameson: We've got a page one problem, shut up.
Flash Thompson: Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak? Mary Jane: Flash, it was just an accident! Flash Thompson: My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident. Mary Jane: C'mon, Flash, stop! Peter Parker: I don't want to fight you, Flash. Flash Thompson: I wouldn't want to fight me, neither.
Harry Osborn: Leave him alone. Flash's Crony: Or what? Flash Thompson: Or his father will fire your father! Flash Thompson: What's daddy gonna do, sue me? Teacher: What is going on? The next person who talks will fail this course, I kid you not.
Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout... down came the Goblin, and took the Spider out!
Norman Osborn: Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
Mary Jane: Wait! Who are you? Spider-Man: You know who I am. Mary Jane: I do? Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
