Wendy: Don't talk to them about school. Skeeter Bronson: Why not? Wendy: They're closing it down. I'm getting laid off. Skeeter Bronson: No way! You? But you're like the classic school principle! I mean you're scary and bad with people...
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Marty Bronson: Your fun is only limited by your imagination.
Mickey: you know what? Ketchup is GOOD for you! It exfoliates the skin, so who's the real victim here? YOU ARE!
Skeeter Bronson: I don't know but it's been said, Bugsy's eyes pop out of his head, march, march, march.
Skeeter Bronson: I don't know anything about plants except that *you* make cakes out of them!
Donna Hynde: That is so sweet... and creepy.
Skeeter Bronson: Haven't you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.
Skeeter Bronson: Good thing my wallet only had three dollars in it. And my Derek Jeter baseball card!
Marty Bronson: Your fun is only limited by your imagination.
Skeeter Bronson: I don't know anything about plants except that *you* make cakes out of them!
Donna Hynde: That is so sweet... and creepy.
Skeeter Bronson: This... is... spooky.
Skeeter Bronson: Haven't you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.
Skeeter Bronson: I don't know but it's been said, Bugsy's eyes pop out of his head, march, march, march.
Skeeter Bronson: Good thing my wallet only had three dollars in it. And my Derek Jeter baseball card!
Mickey: you know what? Ketchup is GOOD for you! It exfoliates the skin, so who's the real victim here? YOU ARE!
Skeeter Bronson: I don't know anything about plants except that *you* make cakes out of them!
Donna Hynde: That is so sweet... and creepy.
Luau Waitress: Kona coffee ice cream. Skeeter Bronson: Yeah? What's the catch? You're gonna light it on fire? 'Cause I'm on to you, honey. Luau Waitress: No fire. It would melt. Just take the ice cream and a chill pill.
Mickey: Look's like Bugsy's eaten a lot of burgers in the last ten minutes. Skeeter Bronson: Wow! Mickey: He keeps going like that, we could make bacon out of Bugsy. Skeeter Bronson: He's kidding, Bugsy. Take it easy.
Skeeter Bronson: What's on my head? Patrick: Bugsy. Skeeter Bronson: Why do you call him Bugsy? Patrick: Because of his eyes. Skeeter Bronson: Well let's see his eyes. Skeeter Bronson: Wow! Those eyes would be big on a cow!
Skeeter Bronson: His name was Mr. Underappreciated. Patrick: What is underdemeciated? Skeeter Bronson: What? Patrick: Underdemeciated? Skeeter Bronson: That's right, I forgot, you're 6, well his name was Sir Fix-a-lot.
Mickey: I can't read. Mickey: Shut up, Buggsy. Yeah? I got opposable thumbs. How do you feel about that?
Skeeter Bronson: Mind showing me your finest horse? Chief Running Mouth: My ancestors believed horse spirit come down from mountain, during time of fire, wind. Many brave warrior walk trail of moon bear... Skeeter Bronson: Yeah I just wanna see the horse; I don't need all this.
Skeeter Bronson: You mind sleeping over? I'm gonna duck out a few hours. Mickey: Oh, yeah, yeah. Mmm. By the way, um... I am, uh, legally obliged to tell you that I suffer from... sleep panic disorder. Skeeter Bronson: OK, what's, uh, sleep panic disorder? Mickey: Believe me, you don't want to know.
Wendy: Don't talk to them about school. Skeeter Bronson: Why not? Wendy: They're closing it down. I'm getting laid off. Skeeter Bronson: No way! You? But you're like the classic school principle! I mean you're scary and bad with people...
Young Wendy: Way too hyper. Young Skeeter: The galaxy's not big enough for the both of us.
Skeeter Bronson: *Mumbling* Mickey: Jumping up and down on the alligator.
Skeeter Bronson: Happy birthday there, Bobbi. Patrick: I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi. Skeeter Bronson: Oh, my bad. Got you a little something. Happy birthday, Bobbi. Here you go. Picked it up at the hotel.
