1st Judge: What are you two, a comedy team?
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1st Judge: What are you two, a comedy team?
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Is this your idea of a pep talk?
1st Judge: What are you two, a comedy team?
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Is this your idea of a pep talk?
Scott Murray: He unwilling to defend his honor is not a man. Henry David Thoreau said that. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Yabba-dabba-doo. Frederick Flintstone said that. So what?
1st Judge: Re-direct, Mr. Weathers? Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Yes, your Honor. Mr. Torkenson, how long have you known the plaintiff, Mr. Wilby? Phil Ames: Oh, approximately 12 years. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: And over that duration, did you have an opportunity to form an opinion as to the character of the plaintiff? Phil Ames: I did, yeah. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Could you please state that opinion for the court? Phil Ames: You mean what I really think of him? Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Your honest opinion, sir. Phil Ames: He's an asshole. Jo Ann: Objection! 1st Judge: You bet. Sustained! The answer will be stricken. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Sidebar, your Honor. 1st Judge: Sidebar? What for? Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Because I want a sidebar. 1st Judge: Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: I respectfully request, your Honor, that the answer be allowed. 1st Judge: What? Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: It should stand. It is relevant. 1st Judge: And it's offensive. Don't compound it, counselor. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Your Honor, if I may... 1st Judge: Tell the witness to rephrase the answer. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Well, that's just it, your Honor. He can't. The word has a very distinct connotation. There's nothing else that quite captures it. Jo Ann: I object. Are you saying the president of a bank can't articulate his thoughts without using profanity? Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: What I'm saying, sir, is that there aren't many words to describe the particular slime that your client oozes. Jo Ann: Objection! 1st Judge: Mr. Weathers, just where in the name of God do you think you are? Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: I think, your Honor, that I'm in a place where every citizen can have his say. 1st Judge: Yes, yes, but not in any way he wants to say it. Tell him to pick another word. Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Like what? Deceitful? Dishonest? Conniving? They're all close... Jo Ann: Objection! Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: But asshole really fits. It's the only word that accurately describes the man, and we can demonstrate just that. Everybody thinks he's an asshole. Jo Ann: Son of a bitch! Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Oh, that's good, too! Jo Ann: Shut up! 1st Judge: What the hell? 1st Judge: Court's adjourned. In my chambers! Now!
