Stella: Happy birthday, monkey-spanker.
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Stella: Next to putting a dick in your mouth with Lady Gaga playing in the background, that's about as gay as it gets.
Stella: Nice hat, by the way. Are we in Paris?
Stella: The guy sounds like a fucking asstard.
London: What kind of guy are you? If I didn't just have your dick inside of me, I'd swear you didn't have one.
London: Well, I'm stressed about this exam I have on Monday and I was thinking I could use a really good orgasm.
Stella: Happy birthday, monkey-spanker.
Stella: Next to putting a dick in your mouth with Lady Gaga playing in the background, that's about as gay as it gets.
Stella: Nice hat, by the way. Are we in Paris?
Stella: The guy sounds like a fucking asstard.
London: What kind of guy are you? If I didn't just have your dick inside of me, I'd swear you didn't have one.
London: Well, I'm stressed about this exam I have on Monday and I was thinking I could use a really good orgasm.
Stella: Happy birthday, monkey-spanker.
Smith: And what do you make of him, uh, trying to blow himself this afternoon? Stella: He likes having his sword swallowed. Not exactly a revelation.
Smith: I'm not sure how straight Thor really is. Stella: You just said he was putting a load in some pinhead's dryer last night. Smith: Yeah, but doing it with women doesn't necessarily make him straight. Case in point. Stella: The fact that you randomly sometimes stick it in a girl does not mean anything beyond you need to monitor your drinking.
Smith: You got something better to do? Stella: Uh, sucking a fart out of a dead seagull's ass?
Smith: Sure you can't stay a little bit longer? London: Now, is that you or Smith Junior talking?
London: You joking? Rex: Sorry. London: I've had pelvic exams that last longer than that.
London: So you're bi? Smith: Not exactly. London: You do it with guys and girls, right? Depending on which way your peter points? Smith: It's kind of more complicated. London: Life doesn't have to be so complicated. Neither does sex.
