Misty Sutphin: Now I'll never get a boyfriend!
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Misty Sutphin: Now I'll never get a boyfriend!
Beverly: Buckle up, Scotty! No, Mrs. Sutphin, please. I'll wear my seatbelt.
Dottie Hinkle: Cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore!
Birdie: You know, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, only you're a real person.
Concert Goers: Serial mom! Serial mom! Serial mom! Serial mom!
Detective Gracey: Doctor Sutphin, is your wife mental?
Beverly: I don't know what it is about today but I feel great. Cookie?
Chip Sutphin: The "Citizen Kane" of gore movies.
Emma Lou Jenson: Keep the change, you son of a psycho!
Beverly: Suzanne Somers, this is my bad side!
Cop: All units: Serial Mom is headed south on Keswick. Proceed with caution. She is armed and fuckin' nuts!
Birdie: Hey, can I borrow your mother? My Aunt is coming for dinner and she's always getting on my nerves.
Detective Gracey: Christ, that was Beaver Cleaver's mother.
Beverly Sutphin: Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call: "Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee!"
Beverly Sutphin: I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent.
Beverly: Oh, kids, are you doing your homework?
Beverly: It's been a crazy day hasn't it?
Timothy Nazlerod: There she is, Henrietta Lee Lucas, Joan Wayne Gacy. A new face in the deck of serial killer trading cards.
Beverly: Now, who on earth would want to harass poor Dottie Hinkle?
Misty Sutphin: Now I'll never get a boyfriend!
Beverly: Scrambled eggs anybody?
Birdie: You know, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, only you're a real person.
Concert Goers: Serial mom! Serial mom! Serial mom! Serial mom!
Detective Gracey: Doctor Sutphin, is your wife mental?
Beverly: I don't know what it is about today but I feel great. Cookie?
Chip Sutphin: The "Citizen Kane" of gore movies.
Emma Lou Jenson: Keep the change, you son of a psycho!
Beverly: Suzanne Somers, this is my bad side!
Beverly: REWIND!
Cop: All units: Serial Mom is headed south on Keswick. Proceed with caution. She is armed and fuckin' nuts!
Birdie: Hey, can I borrow your mother? My Aunt is coming for dinner and she's always getting on my nerves.
Detective Gracey: Christ, that was Beaver Cleaver's mother.
Beverly Sutphin: Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call: "Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee!"
Beverly Sutphin: I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent.
Beverly: Wear your seatbelt!
Beverly: Oh, kids, are you doing your homework?
Beverly: It's been a crazy day hasn't it?
Timothy Nazlerod: There she is, Henrietta Lee Lucas, Joan Wayne Gacy. A new face in the deck of serial killer trading cards.
Beverly: Now, who on earth would want to harass poor Dottie Hinkle?
Dottie Hinkle: Cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore!
Chip: I'm so happy I could shit. Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.
Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer? Beverly: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.
Sloppy: Will you believe that god damn litter bugger? Beverly: I have told her and told her. It takes ninety to a hundred years for a tin can to decompose, and she still won't recycle. Gus: Cost the tax payers millions of dollars last year. But she don't care nothing about the national budget! Beverly: I hate Mrs. Ackerman. Gus: I hate her too. Sloppy: I hate her guts. You know, somebody ought to kill her. Gus: Yeah, give her a happy face, and then recycle her. Beverly: For the sake of this planet, someone just might.
Chip Sutphin: Dad, you don't think she did it, do you? Misty Sutphin: I do! Mom's gone crazy. Eugene Sutphin: Your mother may have some problems. That's all.
Beverly: Buckle up, Scotty! Scotty Barnhill: No, Mrs. Sutphin, please. I'll wear my seatbelt.
Chip Sutphin: If mom's psycho, Scotty will still be okay, won't he? Eugene Sutphin: We hope so, son. And no matter what your mother is, we'll love her anyway.
Misty Sutphin: I'm stood up! I'll kill that bastard! I mean it, he should be dead that lousy creep! He told me he'd be here! I'll kill him! Beverly Sutphin: Umm, don't use words unless you mean them, Misty.
Betty Sterner: Are you okay, Ralph? Eugene Sutphin: Mrs. Sterner, please stay in the waiting room. Ralph Sterner: Help me, Betty, he's worse than the dentist in "Marathon Man".
Rosemary Ackerman: Young man, this faberge egg Is chipped! Vendor: Yes ma'am, it is. Rosemary Ackerman: I'll give you fifty dollars. Vendor: That's a Franklin Mint piece. One hundred dollars! Rosemary Ackerman: One hundred dollars? Franklin Mint or not, that's damaged goods!
Mom: Oh my goodness, what are you doing? Dottie Hinkle: I didn't do it! Rosemary Ackerman: My Franklin Mint faberge egg! Mom: Dottie didn't mean to be such a clumsy ox. You're sorry, aren't you Dottie? Dottie Hinkle: Rosemary, I did not break your egg. She did! Rosemary Ackerman: Dottie, you could at least apologize. I collect Franklin Mint!
Chip Sutphin: Did you bring back "Ghost Dad"? Emma Lou Jenson: There ya go. Emma Lou Jenson: I just love Bill Cosby pictures!
