Leslie Nielsen: There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
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Leslie Nielsen: The difference between a $1 ball and a $3 ball is $2.
Leslie Nielsen: I don't play golf to feel bad, I play bad golf, but I feel good.
Leslie Nielsen: Always limp with the same leg for the entire round.
Leslie Nielsen: It's always the caddie's fault!
Leslie Nielsen: Whatever you think you're doing wrong, that's the one thing you're doing right.
Sonny: You the man, Leslie! I got you, babe!
Leslie Nielsen: There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
Leslie Nielsen: The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes.
Leslie Nielsen: Never take lessons from your father, never teach your wife to play golf, and never play your son for money.
Leslie Nielsen: There are three key movements in golf: Keep your head down, keep your stupid head down, keep your damn stupid head down!
Leslie Nielsen: Unless you're already bald, never use the comb in the blue fluid.
Leslie Nielsen: Billy, the reason the game is called "golf" is because all of the other four-letter words have been taken.
Leslie Nielsen: A sure way to hit a par is to leave a four foot birdie putt two inches from the hole.
Leslie Nielsen: Golfers who never cheat, also lie.
Leslie Nielsen: When you stop your backswing at the top to look at the position of your hands, there are two things you learn: How many hands you have, and which hand has the glove on it.
Leslie Nielsen: The difference between a $1 ball and a $3 ball is $2.
Leslie Nielsen: I don't play golf to feel bad, I play bad golf, but I feel good.
Leslie Nielsen: Always limp with the same leg for the entire round.
Leslie Nielsen: It's always the caddie's fault!
Leslie Nielsen: Whatever you think you're doing wrong, that's the one thing you're doing right.
Sonny: You the man, Leslie! I got you, babe!
Leslie Nielsen: There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
Leslie Nielsen: The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes.
Leslie Nielsen: Never take lessons from your father, never teach your wife to play golf, and never play your son for money.
Leslie Nielsen: There are three key movements in golf: Keep your head down, keep your stupid head down, keep your damn stupid head down!
Leslie Nielsen: Unless you're already bald, never use the comb in the blue fluid.
Leslie Nielsen: Billy, the reason the game is called "golf" is because all of the other four-letter words have been taken.
Leslie Nielsen: A sure way to hit a par is to leave a four foot birdie putt two inches from the hole.
Leslie Nielsen: Golfers who never cheat, also lie.
Leslie Nielsen: When you stop your backswing at the top to look at the position of your hands, there are two things you learn: How many hands you have, and which hand has the glove on it.
