Kate Dibiasky: You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for.
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Kate Dibiasky: You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for.
Dr. Randall Mindy: We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it.
What ever you do, don't pet them...
Yule: Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car?
Dr. Randall Mindy: Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
Kate Dibiasky: Watch out for him. He'll charge you for free shit.
Yule: I love fingerlicking potatoes!
Jack Bremmer: I had no idea that Subaru made telescopes.
President Orlean: He's just of another generation.
President Orlean: Let's get some other people on this. Some Ivy Leaguers.
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe: Science tells the truth, Randall.
Benedict Drask: Know what happened to the last pussy I worked with in combat? You ever see inside a man's torso?
Dr. Randall Mindy: We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it.
Kate Dibiasky: Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me.
Yule: Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car?
Dr. Randall Mindy: Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
Jason Orlean: Man... I timed this Molly perfectly.
Benedict Drask: You'll never take me alive!
Peter Isherwell: What ever you do, don't pet them...
Kate Dibiasky: Watch out for him. He'll charge you for free shit.
President Orlean: He's just of another generation.
Yule: I love fingerlicking potatoes!
Dr. Randall Mindy: Oh, Gosh!
Jack Bremmer: I had no idea that Subaru made telescopes.
President Orlean: Let's get some other people on this. Some Ivy Leaguers.
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe: Science tells the truth, Randall.
Benedict Drask: Know what happened to the last pussy I worked with in combat? You ever see inside a man's torso?
Jason Orlean: What' up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all fucked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe. We out here.
Peter Isherwell: What ever you do, don't pet them...
Kate Dibiasky: Am I to understand correctly that, after all the information you've received today, the decision you're making is to "sit tight and assess"? Jason Orlean: I'm sorry, who is she? Kate Dibiasky: Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son? Jason Orlean: I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. So I'm doing fine.
Congressman Tenant: What is that thing? Peter Isherwell: I believe that's called a Bronteroc.
President Orlean: Mmm-hmm. So how certain is this? Dr. Randall Mindy: There's 100% certainty of impact. President Orlean: Please, don't say 100%. Old Aide #2: Can we just call it a potentiality significant event? President Orlean: Yeah. Kate Dibiasky: But it isn't *potentially* going to happen. It *is* going to happen. Dr. Randall Mindy: Exactly, 99.78% to be exact. Jason Orlean: Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%. Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe: Well, scientists never like to say 100%. President Orlean: Call it 70% and let's just move on. Kate Dibiasky: But it's not even close to 70%. President Orlean: You cannot go around saying to people that there's 100% chance that they're going to die. You know? It's just nuts.
Dr. Randall Mindy: Why don't you go find some, uh... what are the little potatoes called? The tiny ones? Kate Dibiasky: Fingerling potatoes? Yule: Oh, I fucking LOVE fingerling potatoes!
Riley Bina: You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back. Kate Dibiasky: Oh. Dr. Randall Mindy: That's terrific. We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say... We're very sorry, right? We're real sorry. You seem like a... great person. Riley Bina: Why don't you mind your own business, you old fuck?
Jason Orlean: You do not have clearance for this, sweetheart. Don't trip. I got you some crackers, some waters... Dr. Randall Mindy: You don't need to throw it on the floor.
Kate Dibiasky: Can I say something? Jason Orlean: Yeah, we've been dying to hear what you gotta say. Kate Dibiasky: I didn't vote for you. But this is obviously much bigger than my misgivings. So I will be 100% behind this effort. No matter how offensive I may find you. President Orlean: Hmm. Wow. That's great. Jason Orlean: Yeah. That's really nice. You know, I did have the FBI put that bag over your head. They don't do that. The CIA does, but I made them do it. Kate Dibiasky: You know, I had a feeling. I really did. Jason Orlean: It's a good feeling 'cause that is what I did. And it was very funny and cool.
Jason Orlean: I wrote that. Kate Dibiasky: Isn't that from Saving Private Ryan? Dr. Randall Mindy: Yes. Yes. Jason Orlean: No, that's something totally different.
President Orlean: We will blow Comet Dibiasky off her course... But we're gonna need a hero. We're gonna need a pilot, real guns and... Dr. Randall Mindy: Shouldn't this mission be accomplished using remote technology? Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe: Washington's always gotta have a hero.
Kate Dibiasky: What if we have to go to the bathroom? Jason Orlean: We'll lay out some newspaper for you. Grab you a can of Febreze.
President Orlean: Goodness... Look at that beautiful animal! President Orlean: I wonder are those feathers or are they scale...
