Tom: Darling... Tom: I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
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Tom: People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
人們不懂，但寂寞是被低估了。
愛情，要麼讓人成熟，要麼讓人墮落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
你知道什麼最爛嗎？當你意識到你所相信的完全是垃圾。
There are those who would barge into your life just to give you a lesson, and then they would turn around and walk away.
很多人闖進你的人生，只為了給你上一課，然後轉身離開。
Tom: People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
Vance: Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you, whore!
Paul: Robyn is better than the girl of my dreams. She's real.
Tom: It's these cards and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all lies and the heartache, everything.
Rachel Hansen: Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.
Tom: You don't want to be named as anybody's girlfriend, and now you're someone's wife?
Tom: I love how she makes me feel, like anything's possible, or like life is worth it.
Summer: It just wasn't me that you were right about.
Tom: Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot.
Vance: Misery, sadness, loss of faith, no reason to live... This is perfect for you.
Summer: There's no such thing as love, it's fantasy...
Vance: Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you, whore!
Summer: I just... I just woke up one day and I knew. Tom: Knew what? Summer: What I was never sure of with you.
Tom: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally. Alison: Literally? Tom: Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. What's the matter with you?
Tom: Darling... Tom: I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
Tom: What happens if you fall in love? Summer: Well, you don't believe that, do you? Tom: It's love. It's not Santa Claus.
Summer: Well, you know, I guess it's 'cause I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray and a guy comes up to me and asks me about it and... now he's my husband. Tom: Yeah. And... So? Summer: So, what if I'd gone to the movies? What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch? What if I'd gotten there 10 minutes later? It was, it was meant to be. And... I just kept thinking... Tom was right. Tom: No. Summer: Yeah, I did. Summer: I did. It just wasn't me that you were right about.
Girl at Interview: Have I seen you before? Tom: Me? I don't think so. Girl at Interview: Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza? Tom: Yes. That's, like, my favorite spot in the city. Girl at Interview: Yeah. Okay, except for the parking lots, but... Tom: Yeah. I agree. Girl at Interview: Yeah, yeah. I think I've seen you there. Tom: Really? Girl at Interview: Yeah. Tom: I haven't seen you. Girl at Interview: You must not have been looking...
Tom: I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. Tom: I HATE THIS SONG! Bus Driver: Son, you need to get off the bus.
Tom: Look, we don't have to put a label on it. That's fine. I get it. But, you know, I just... I need some consistency. Summer: I know. Tom: I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently. Summer: And I can't give you that. Nobody can.
Tom: That was actually my nickname in college. They called me "Perfectly Adequate" Hansen. Summer: They used to call me "Anal Girl". Summer: I was very neat and organized.
Rachel Hansen: Now look, if it were me, I'd find out now before you show up at her place and, well... She's in bed with Lars from Norway. Tom: Who's Lars from Norway? Rachel Hansen: Just some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.
Tom: Paul, seriously... Paul: Did you bang her? Tom: No. Paul: What, hum job? Hand job? Tom: Man, no. No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We - we kissed.
Summer: We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now. Tom: Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. Summer: No, I'm Sid. Tom: Oh, so I'm Nancy... Summer: Let's just eat and we'll talk about it later. Mmm, that is good, I'm really glad we did this. I love these pancakes... What? Summer: Tom, don't go! You're still my best friend!
Summer: There's no such thing as love, it's fantasy... Tom: Well, I think you're wrong. Summer: Okay, what is it that I'm missing then? Tom: I think you'll know it when you feel it. Summer: I think we can just agree to disagree.
