Monty: My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.
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Monty: My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.
Monty: Hey lady, if I buy two Odds will you show us your End?
Nicky Cerone: I'm so hungry I could eat the waitress!
Monty: Yeah, well you where the inspiration for twin beds.
Mrs. Monahan: His entire body is bloodshot. He'll never change.
Monty: I didn't even eat... I gotta take out the garbage!
Monty Capuletti: Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up will ya?
Monty Capuletti: Closest we came to food... .we almost hit a deer.
Monty: My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.
Nicky Cerone: I'm so hungry I could eat the waitress!
Monty: Yeah, well you where the inspiration for twin beds.
Mrs. Monahan: His entire body is bloodshot. He'll never change.
Monty: I didn't even eat... I gotta take out the garbage!
Monty Capuletti: Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up will ya?
Monty Capuletti: Closest we came to food... .we almost hit a deer.
Monty: Hey lady, if I buy two Odds will you show us your End?
Dr. Vindaldo: He was hit in the fleshy area of the gluteus maximus... Monty: Ah, you're wrong! He got me in the ass!
Mrs. Monahan: You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of liquor and god knows what else. You're an ecological menace! Monty: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!
Clive Barlow: Bartender I'll have a Perier with a twist Louie the Bartender: I'm sorry I only have it on Draft
Monty: Good stuff! Nicky: It oughta be... I got it off a cop.
Blanche Genaro: We want some wallet size pictures too. Monty: This kid wouldn't fit in a wallet size
Belinda Capuletti: Someday I'll be out of you're life. Monty: Yeah, well for now get out of the bathroom.
Monty: Hey, King! Not here! Not here! Why don't you take him on your property, huh? Bill Jones: Hey take it easy. You interrupt King's business, he get's very upset. Monty: Yeah, what makes you think I want to inherit the business?
Nicky: Do you have any mens shirts for men? Monahan's Clerk: Have you tried the Army/Navy store? Monty: Ha ha ha very funny. One more word outta you and he gets it all right Monty: Why dont you two put your heads together and make an ass outta yourselves.
Allison Capuletti: What do you want from me, Julio? Try to understand. I keep hearing my father say, "Don't." Julio: He meant BEFORE you were married. Allison Capuletti: I'm not so sure. You don't know my father.
Monty: It's not going to bounce around in there is it? Nicky: No, I got it wedged against the toilet.
Allison Capuletti: He's everything I ever wanted. Monty: You don't ask for much do you?
Nicky: Ho! can sombody help us here? Man behind the counter at Monahans: I dont think so Monty: I tell you my friend here Monty: I tell you my friend here is looking for a shirt. Nicky: Yeah something in a dark black?
