Puss in Boots: Well my friend, you are royally...
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Puss in Boots: Some people just don't understand boundaries.
Snow White: Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden extension.
Donkey: Look out! They got a piano!
Donkey: Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
Puss in Boots: Well my friend, you are royally...
Gingy: The baby's gonna love it because I do!
Shrek: Break a leg. On second thought, let me break it for you.
Donkey: I haven't had a trip that bad since college!
Gingy: The only thing you're ever gonna be king of, is king of the stupids!
Headless Horseman: I've always wanted to play the flute.
Girl: I'd rather get the black plague and lock myself in an iron maiden than go out with him.
Donkey: Good Morning, good morning... To you, and you and youuuuu.
Donkey: Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
Puss in Boots: Some people just don't understand boundaries.
Puss in Boots: Well my friend, you are royally...
Gingy: The baby's gonna love it because I do!
Donkey: I haven't had a trip that bad since college!
Gingy: The only thing you're ever gonna be king of, is king of the stupids!
Donkey: Good Morning, good morning... To you, and you and youuuuu.
Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek? Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is? Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect. Prince Charming: So you do know where he is! Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably Prince Charming: Stop it! Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was Pinocchio: That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.
Cinderella: I don't get it. Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?
Puss in Boots: How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants? Donkey: Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.
Shrek: Listen, Artie. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I mean if it doesn't groove or what I'm sayin' ain't straight trippin' just say, "Oh, no you di'n't! You know, you're gettin' on my last nerve." And then I'll know it's... then I'll - I'll know it's wack! Artie: Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me! Artie: Knock, knock. Hello! Hello! Merlin: Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. Welcome to my serenity circle. Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex. Now prepare- Merlin: I knew I should have got that warranty.
Puss in Boots: Ye haw. Donkey: Oh, you'll learn to control that!
Snow White: I'm sorry but this isn't working for me. Sleeping Beauty: It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow. Snow White: You're just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land. Rapunzel: Oh, you mean in that rigged election? Snow White: You're one to talk. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden extensions." Queen Lillian: Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together.
Guinevere: Ahem. This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly and she thought perchance thou would want to ask her to the homecoming dance or something. Shrek: Excuse me? Guinevere: It's like whatever. She's just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff.
Donkey: I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick! Puss in Boots: At least you don't look like a bloated roadside piñata. You really need to go on a diet. Donkey: And you really need to get yourself a pair of pants! I feel all exposed and nasty!
Queen Lillian: Hi-yah! Princess Fiona: Mom. Queen Lillian: What? You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father?
Merlin: I'm a buzzing bee... buzz, buzz, buzz... Artie: Mr. Merlin? They... Artie: ... *we* really need your help. Do you think you can use your magic to transport us to... Merlin: Sorry, kid, I don't do that stuff anymore. How about a hug? That's the best kind of magic there is!
Donkey: What in the shestershire is this place? Shrek: Well, my stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school.
Sleeping Beauty: Everything always about you, it's not like your additude is helping Snow. Snow White: Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.
Shrek: Those are some nice leotards, though Prince Charming: Oh, thank you. Shrek: Do they have those in men's sizes?
Prince Charming: This was supposed to be *my* Happily Ever After! Shrek: Well, I guess you need to keep looking, because I'm not giving up mine.
