Elizabeth: Fucking retard, Barry! What did you do that for?
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Barry: I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.
Barry: I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
Barry: And bye-bye. And bye-bye, you fuckin'... And bye-bye! You stupid motherfucker...
Barry: It really looks like Hawaii here.
Barry: At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry.
Barry: My sister's a liar. I have to go to the bathroom.
Barry: You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny.
Anna: You cancelled your credit card. I need you not to cancel your credit card and I need you to up your limit.
Lena: Oh... I'm sorry... was that like a secret pudding?
Lena: People are just crazy in this world, I think.
Barry: Teryaki chicken. Tery... aki chicken. Soup? Soup... soup... Chicken noodle...? Cookies. Pudding. PUDDING!
Restaurant Manager: I'm gonna crack your fucking skull.
Barry: I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.
Barry: I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
Barry: And bye-bye. And bye-bye, you fuckin'... And bye-bye! You stupid motherfucker...
Barry: It really looks like Hawaii here.
Barry: My sister's a liar. I have to go to the bathroom.
Barry: At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry.
Barry: You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny.
Anna: You cancelled your credit card. I need you not to cancel your credit card and I need you to up your limit.
Lena: Oh... I'm sorry... was that like a secret pudding?
Lena: People are just crazy in this world, I think.
Barry: Teryaki chicken. Tery... aki chicken. Soup? Soup... soup... Chicken noodle...? Cookies. Pudding. PUDDING!
Restaurant Manager: I'm gonna crack your fucking skull.
Dean Trumbell: Shut up! Shut up! Shut - shut - shut shut up! Shut up now!
Dean Trumbell: SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shut up; will you SHUTUP SHUTUP! SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUTUP... SHUTUP! NOW Dean Trumbell: Are you threatening me, dick? Barry: Why don-... Barry: Y' GO FUCK YOURSELF! Dean Trumbell: oh y-... Dean Trumbell: yo-... FUCK Dean Trumbell: did you just saaay go fuck myself? Barry: ... yes, i did Dean Trumbell: That wasn't good, you're DEAD!
Barry: I'm sorry. I forgot to shave. Lena: Your face is so adorable. Your skin and your cheek. I want to bite it. I want to bite your cheek and chew on it, it's so fucking cute. Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty. Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them. Barry: Okay. This is funny. This is nice.
Restaurant Manager: Sir, the bathroom was just torn apart. Barry: Yeah. Restaurant Manager: Did you do it? Barry: No. Restaurant Manager: You didn't just smash up the bathroom? Barry: No. Restaurant Manager: Well, who did? Barry: I don't know. Restaurant Manager: Sir, your hand is bleeding. Barry: I cut myself. Restaurant Manager: How? Barry: On my knife. Barry: What? What? Restaurant Manager: Sir, your hand is bleeding. Barry: I know. Restaurant Manager: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Barry: Yeah, but I didn't do anything. Restaurant Manager: Sir, I've got no way to prove you've smashed up the bathroom. Barry: I didn't do that. I didn't. Restaurant Manager: Look, I'm gonna have to ask you to go. Barry: Okay, I didn't... Restaurant Manager: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Barry: All right, please don't do this to me. Restaurant Manager: Sir, I'm gonna call the police. Barry: All right. Look, can I just stay? Restaurant Manager: Sir, I'm gonna crack your fucking head open. Get out of here.
Lena: You got me out of my hotel room. You came and got me out of my room. It's so nice. Barry: It really looks like Hawaii here.
Barry: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me? Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?
Barry: Let's just keep it between you and I, if that's possible. Lena: Sure, sure. Barry: Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had - pudding for 25¢ a cup, comes in packages of four. But insanely - the barcodes are on the individual cups! So, a quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500 miles - with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life. Lena: So, you - you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?
Elizabeth: Where you want her number for. Barry: Don't do this to me. Elizabeth: Where you want her number for. Barry: All i want is her number, can you help me out. Elizabeth: Tell me why. Barry: There's no reason for you to treat me this way. You're killing me. You're killing me with the way you are towards me. Elizabeth: My God. Barry: All i want is the fucking number, that should be goddamn good enough for you. Now gimme the fucking number. Elizabeth: Oke. Barry: You fucking hear me. Elizabeth: Yes. Barry: I'm sick of this fucking shit. Elizabeth: Barry... Barry: Stop fucking treating me this way and gimme the fucking number. I'll fucking kill you, you want that.
Phone Sex Sister: You cancelled your credit card. I need you not to cancel your credit card and I need you to up your limit.
Barry: What am I looking for? What am I looking for? Tell me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me... Pudding.
Lena: So, uh, how's your business going? Did you sell all that pudding? Barry: That pudding is not a sales item. Lena: Why? Barry: It's not for sale. Lena: Really? Uh, why is that? Barry: I'd rather not say, if that's okay. Lena: Oh. I'm sorry. What is it, like, a - secret pudding?
Barry: Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna go out of town. I'm gonna go out of town for two days. Lance: Where are you going, Barry? Barry: I have to go to Hawaii, but you can't tell my sisters. Lance: You're going to Hawaii? Barry: Yeah, don't tell my sisters though. Lance: That's so wonderful, you're going to Hawaii! Barry: Just make sure you don't tell my sisters.
Walter: How's business? Barry: Business is very food, thanks. Elizabeth: What's very food? Barry: What? Elizabeth: You just said very food. Barry: Did I say that? Walter: Yeah. Barry: That was weird. I meant good. Walter: Maybe you said that because you're hungry...
Barry: I'm guessing it was a mistake... but... I'm taking advantage of it while it's offered. Who knows how long it'll last... Barry: too many people start doing it...
Anna: Go back to chatting with your precious customers, you fuckin' phony, chatty piece of shit.
Lance: Why you wearing a suit? Barry: I bought one. I thought it would be nice to get dressed for work. And I'm not exactly sure why.
Elizabeth: Fucking retard, Barry! What did you do that for?
Phone Sex Sister: Are you stroking it yet, baby? Barry: No, I'm not. Phone Sex Sister: Is your cock hard? Barry: I don't know what it's doing right now.
Lena: I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry about the pudding and the harmonium and everything,
Dean Trumbell: Hit him at his house first. See what this little bad boy businessman is all about.
Elizabeth: Do you think you'll ask her out? Are you gonna do it? Barry: I don't know. I don't do things like that. Elizabeth: You don't do anything! Why are you being scared? Barry: I'm not being scared. I just ...
Dean Trumbell: Go fuck yourself! That shit has nothing to do with me. I run a legitimate business here.
