Scrooge: Christmas dies tonight.
出自電影《殺神夜》 的經典對白。
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Scrooge: Christmas dies tonight.
Santa Claus: Santa's gonna eat through these guys like a plate of cookies!
Scrooge: You have 300 million dollars in your personal vault. That's what I want for Christmas.
Santa Claus: Damn chickenshit reindeer leave me here to die.
Scrooge: Now, I know you're an idiot, but don't be an idiot out loud.
Linda: Well, it's nice to do something as a family for a change.
Scrooge: Violent night. Gory night. All is calm. If all doesn't want to get shot in the fucking head.
Krampus: Put your nuts in. Yummy, yummy.
Gertrude: Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's chocolate cake!
Santa Claus: You gave me my "oh, oh, oh" back.
Santa Claus: Santa's gonna eat through these guys like a plate of cookies!
Scrooge: Now, I know you're an idiot, but don't be an idiot out loud.
Santa Claus: I gotta watch.
Santa Claus: Damn chickenshit reindeer leave me here to die.
Santa Claus: Ho Ho holy shit.
Scrooge: You have 300 million dollars in your personal vault. That's what I want for Christmas.
Santa Claus: Mmm. They pair well together.
Krampus: Put your nuts in. Yummy, yummy.
Linda: Well, it's nice to do something as a family for a change.
Gertrude: Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's chocolate cake!
Santa Claus: You gave me my "oh, oh, oh" back.
Scrooge: Violent night. Gory night. All is calm. If all doesn't want to get shot in the fucking head.
Santa Claus: You gave me my "ho ho ho" back.
Alva: Morgan's going to save us. Gertrude: Jean-Claude Van Dipshit just ditched us, sweetie.
Bert: Grandma, your Wi-Fi sucks dick. Dammit! Gertrude: When he was small, I begged you to beat him.
Linda: I'll never get over the fact that you grew up like this. Jason: My therapist says I'll never get over it either.
UK Barkeeper: You ain't driving, are you? Santa Claus: I steer a little bit, but the reindeer do most of the work.
Trudy: Did you ever have a mommy and daddy? Santa Claus: Yeah, of course I had a mommy and daddy. I wasn't... I wasn't always Santa Claus. I had a life before this. A long, long, long time ago. They used to call me, uh... Nicomund. Santa Claus: Nicomund the Red. Trudy: You had a different job then? Santa Claus: Yeah, you could say that. I was a warrior. A raider. A thief. And if somebody got in my way, me and Skullcrusher would... Trudy: Who's Skullcrusher? Santa Claus: Skullcrusher's my, uh... my hammer. My favorite hammer. I was a surgeon with that thing. Used to be able to take three heads, line 'em up... Trudy: But why? Santa Claus: What? Trudy: Why'd you do those things? Santa Claus: Because I was mean. And I was greedy. And I wanted gold, jewels. Yeah, I mean, if there was a naughty list back then, I'd be top dog. Trudy: Well, maybe... Santa Claus: What? Trudy: Maybe all those bad things you used to do... maybe you can use them to do good things instead. To help. Santa Claus: What do you mean? Trudy: Mr. Bunny, he wasn't just a toy. That night, you gave me what I wished for. A best friend. 'Cause you're good and kind. And you mean more than just the presents you bring. That's why I believe in you, Santa. That's why I believe. Santa Claus: Thank you. You stay hidden, Trudy, till I come get you. Stay safe.
Santa Claus: Santa's gonna eat through these guys... like a plate full of cookies.
