Clark Griswold: You guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore!
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Clark Griswold: You guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore!
Clark Griswold: Where the hell is the damn dam tour?
Rusty: So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!"
Cousin Catherine: I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!
Cousin Catherine: Oh, I love electricity. Eddie says we're gonna get some soon.
Marty: Woo hoo... Big bet for a BIG man... Sure you don't want to save a few bucks for the buffet?
Cousin Vicki: These boys ain't much to talk to, but if you need a night away from your cat, they're more than fine.
Rusty: Isn't there legalized prostitution?
Rusty: Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?
Cousin Eddie: Come on, Clark, the night is young... they're giving away free hot sandwiches at the blood bank.
Cousin Eddie: Every time I belch, the plate shifts and my legs give out. But man, what a view.
Cousin Eddie: OH MY GOD... it's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya.
Ellen Griswold: Well, I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of gambling.
Audrey Griswold: Well, I think we know who sent the dress.
Clark Griswold: Where in the hell is the damn dam tour?
Clark Griswold: Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.
Clark Griswold: Nice place for a pearl necklace.
Cousin Eddie: It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.
Clark Griswold: I've lost three hundred dollars in fifteen minutes?
Cousin Vicki: Now, aren't you a little slice of pie?
Clark Griswold: Where the hell is the damn dam tour?
Cousin Catherine: I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!
Rusty: So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!"
Cousin Catherine: Oh, I love electricity. Eddie says we're gonna get some soon.
Marty: Woo hoo... Big bet for a BIG man... Sure you don't want to save a few bucks for the buffet?
Rusty: Isn't there legalized prostitution?
Rusty: Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?
Cousin Eddie: Come on, Clark, the night is young... they're giving away free hot sandwiches at the blood bank.
Cousin Eddie: Every time I belch, the plate shifts and my legs give out. But man, what a view.
Cousin Eddie: OH MY GOD... it's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya.
Ellen Griswold: Well, I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of gambling.
Audrey Griswold: Well, I think we know who sent the dress.
Clark Griswold: Where in the hell is the damn dam tour?
Clark Griswold: Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.
Clark Griswold: Nice place for a pearl necklace.
Cousin Eddie: It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.
Clark Griswold: I've lost three hundred dollars in fifteen minutes?
Cousin Vicki: Now, aren't you a little slice of pie?
Clark Griswold: You guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore!
Cousin Vicki: These boys ain't much to talk to, but if you need a night away from your cat, they're more than fine.
Hoover Dam Guide: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions? Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
Marty: Come on, Griswold, You think that sign is there to hold the table down? Clark Griswold: What can I do with five dollars? Marty: Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun?
Rusty: Dad? Clark Griswold: In a minute Russ. Clark Griswold: You see the promise of material possesions can often blind one to... Clark Griswold: What is it, Russ? Rusty: Those four cars over there... they're mine. Clark Griswold: What do you mean they're... they're yours? Rusty: Yeah. Clark Griswold: Where did they come from, Russ? Rusty: Well, four slot machines and I won four cars. You know, I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. Clark Griswold: I-I-I, okay, I think I get it. Give me the keys, please. Clark Griswold: Okay! Ellen you drive the red one, Clark Griswold: you take the white one, Clark Griswold: you take the Mustang, Clark Griswold: and I'll take that big, black thing over there. After you, Mr. Pappagiorgio!
Clark Griswold: Eddie, I gambled away more money than you'll ever understand. Cousin Eddie: Try me. Clark Griswold: Twenty-two thousand eight hundred dollars. Cousin Eddie: Oh God! Oh God! Oh my shhhhooddd! Oh God! Oh my God!
Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.
Mirage Reception Person: Welcome to the Mirage. May I have your credit card, please? Clark Griswold: Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold, four. Mirage Reception Person: You know, we have an excellent dry cleaning service here, if you're so inclined. Clark Griswold: Oh, uh? it's? it's a bbbirthmark. Mirage Reception Person: Uh-huh. Now in order to get to your rooms, you're going to have to go this way through the casino, veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree. You'll see a group of blackjack tables. Not baccarat, not craps, blackjack. Keep going, then wind around to your left. If you get to the pool, you've gone too far, back up and take another right. You'll see a bank of elevators. Those aren't your elevators, stay away from them. But keep going, you'll see another bank of elevators, the gold elevators, those are yours. Take them up to the tenth floor, take a right at the end of the hall and you'll find your room. Any questions? Clark Griswold: Uh-uh-uh no not really. Russ! Rusty: Yeah, dad. Clark Griswold: Oh, there you are. Didja get that?
Clark Griswold: Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us? Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job!
Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom! Clark Griswold: It's all part of the act, Russ.
Clark Griswold: Twenty. I'll stay. Marty: Wha...? It's twenty. It's a push! Clark Griswold: I didn't lose! Marty: That's it, Griswold! You are freakin dead!
Wayne Newton: Very special lady. Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.
Wayne Newton: Ellen, I've always been a moral man. But my resolve is melting in the light of your blinding smile. Ellen Griswold: Um, maybe you're just hungry, would you like some more pasta?
Aki: Did you come to Las Vegas to be a showgirl? Audrey Griswold: No. I'm on vacation with my parents. Cousin Vicki: Hard to believe we're related, right?
Cousin Eddie: I ain't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.
Clark Griswold: What do you say? Let's do it! Ellen Griswold: I think this is going to be the greatest Vacation ever!
Clark Griswold: Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? Cousin Eddie: All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter and my garden is spittin' out 50-pound tomatoes.
Clark Griswold: Eddie, I gambled away more money than you'll ever understand. Cousin Eddie: Try me. Clark Griswold: Twenty-two thousand, six hundred dollars. Cousin Eddie: Oh God! Oh God! Oh my shhhhooddd! Oh God! Oh my God!
Cousin Eddie: Come on, Clark, the night is young... they're giving away free hot sandwiches at the blood bank. Clark Griswold: I'm not worthy of a hot sandwich, Eddie.
