Lemur #2: It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
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Julian: Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
Marty the Zebra: Grand Central Station. It's grand, and it's central.
Mason the Chimpanzee: If you have any poo, fling it now.
Alex the Lion: Did he just say "Grand Central Station," or "My aunt's constipation"?
Melman the Giraffe: Ahhhhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
Alex the Lion: Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.
Julian: All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep... How long is this going to take?
Melman the Giraffe: It's getting late. I guess I'm gonna...
Julian: Oh, shut up, you're so annoying!
Julian: Shhhh, we're hiding. Everyone needs to be quiet, including me... SHHHHHH! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
Skipper the Penguin: Remember, cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.
Marty the Zebra: Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
Alex the Lion: Lady! What is wrong with you? Get a grip on yourself!
Julian: How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? Look at him. He's so cute. And plushy.
Marty the Zebra: This place is crackalacking. Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here.
Gloria the Hippo: Don't make me come up there, I'll get the whuppin' on both of y'all.
Alex the Lion: You know your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out!
Alex the Lion: Ten years old, huh? A decade. Double digits. The big one-O.
Random Lemur: It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
Alex the Lion: Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun people fun time!
Alex the Lion: I feel like a mile-high, pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky!
Melman the Giraffe: Nature, it's all over me GET IT OFF!
Julian: I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / You like to... *Move it!*
Alex the Lion: Oh, great! San Diego. That means I have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I can't top that! Can't top it!
Marty the Zebra: Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
Julian: Can you not see you have insulted the freak?
Melman the Giraffe: Guys, we're running out of time!
Julian: How can you have the heebie jeebies for Mr. Alex? He's so cute, and plushy!
Marty the Zebra: Gonna be fresh today. Straight off the ground. Tasting fresh. Freshalicious. Ziploc fresh.
Skipper the Penguin: Well boys, it's going to be ice-cold sushi for breakfast!
Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt!
Mort the Mouse Lemur: I'm steak! Me me me me me me me me!
Gloria the Hippo: How long do I have to pose like this?
Alex the Lion: Can't catch the cat! Cat's too quick!
Alex the Lion: Fear me! Savagery beyond comprehension!
Julian: Bull's eye! Exellent shot, Maurice!
Alex the Lion: What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?
Maurice: Your friend here is what we call a deluxe model hunting-and-eating machine. And he eats steak... which is you.
Julian: By the power vested in me, by the law of the jungle, blah, blah, blah, blah... Be gone!
Alex the Lion: Everybody get home safe. Hey, check out my website. 24-hour Alex Cam. Watch me sleep.
Lemur #2: It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
Private the Penguin: Well. This sucks.
Marty the Zebra: Grand Central Station. It's grand, and it's central.
Julian: Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
Mason the Chimpanzee: If you have any poo, fling it now.
Alex the Lion: Did he just say "Grand Central Station," or "My aunt's constipation"?
Old Lady: You are a bad kitty!
Melman the Giraffe: Ahhhhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
Alex the Lion: Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.
Melman the Giraffe: It's getting late. I guess I'm gonna...
Julian: Oh, shut up, you're so annoying!
Skipper the Penguin: Remember, cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.
Private the Penguin: Well, this sucks!
Mason the Chimpanzee: If you have any poo, fling it now.
Melman the Giraffe: Ahhhhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
Melman the Giraffe: It's getting late. I guess I'm gonna...
Julian: Oh, shut up, you're so annoying!
Julian: Shhhh, we're hiding. Everyone needs to be quiet, including me... SHHHHHH! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
Marty the Zebra: Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas? Skipper the Penguin: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
Skipper the Penguin: You, quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch? Marty the Zebra: I sprechen. Skipper the Penguin: What continent is this? Marty the Zebra: Manhattan. Skipper the Penguin: Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive!
Alex the Lion: You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now?
Mason the Chimpanzee: I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Center. Mason the Chimpanzee: Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!
Gloria the Hippo: Where are the people? Skipper the Penguin: We killed them and ate their livers. Skipper the Penguin: Gotcha, didn't I? just kiddin', doll. The people are fine. They're on a slow boat to China.
Mort the Mouse Lemur: King Julian! What are they? Mort the Mouse Lemur: What are they? Julian: They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future! Maurice: They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals! Mort the Mouse Lemur: Julian: Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!
Random Lemur: I like them! Mort the Mouse Lemur: I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them! Julian: Oh shut up, you're so annoying!
Julian: All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep... Julian: How long is this going to take?
Alex the Lion: Augh! Knicks lost again! Melman the Giraffe: Eh. Whatcha gonna do? Train conductor: Grand Central Station. Alex the Lion: Did he just say "Grand Central Station," or "My aunt's constipation"?
Skipper the Penguin: Kowalski. What does it say? Kowalski: I can't make it out, Skipper - it's an older code. Skipper the Penguin: Not good enough. Skipper the Penguin: You! Higher mammal. Can you read? Mason the Chimpanzee: No, but Phil can. Phil? Mason the Chimpanzee: Ship to... Kenya Wildlife Preserve... Africa. Skipper the Penguin: Africa! That ain't gonna fly! Rico!
Gloria the Hippo: Okay, let's make a good impression on the people. Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together. Gloria the Hippo: Is that the best you can do, Melman? Melman the Giraffe: Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas. Gloria the Hippo: Okay, well, great. Let's make gas look good.
Gloria the Hippo: Melman! Are you okay? Melman the Giraffe: Yeah. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI. Alex the Lion: Melman, you're not getting an MRI. Melman the Giraffe: CAT scan? Alex the Lion: No! No CAT scan! It's a transfer! It's a zoo transfer! Melman the Giraffe: Zoo transfer? Oh, no. No, no. I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at five. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care! And I am NOT going HMO! Marty the Zebra: Take it easy, Melman. We are gonna be o-kizzay. Alex the Lion: No, we're not gonna be o-kizzay! Because of you, we're ruined!
Marty the Zebra: Did you ever think that there might be more to live than steak, Alex? Alex the Lion: He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.
Gloria the Hippo: Does anyone else feel nauseous? Melman the Giraffe: I feel nauseous. Alex the Lion: Melman, you always feel nauseous.
Alex the Lion: Surprise! Marty the Zebra: Aaahhh! Alex! Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
Julian: After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift. Alex the Lion: No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown. Julian: Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!
