Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
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我一直和所有人說要往前看，有些人做到了，但我們不行。
陽光會再次照耀我們。
Peter Parker: Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here!
Tony Stark: Wong, you're invited to my wedding.
Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
Bus Driver: What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?
Tony Stark: Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
Thanos: You should have gone for the head.
Loki: You... will never be... a god.
Tony Stark: You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it!
Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Tony Stark: I'm sorry, earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.
Drax: Die, blanket of death!
Nick Fury: Oh, no... Motherf...
Bruce Banner: You guys are so screwed now!
Tony Stark: You are one loyal piece of outerwear.
Tony Stark: Wong, you're invited to my wedding.
Tony Stark: Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
Thanos: You should have gone for the head.
Loki: You... will never be... a god.
Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Tony Stark: You are one loyal piece of outerwear.
Rocket Raccoon: You speak Groot? Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
Eitri: You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you. Thor: Only if I die. Eitri: Yes. That's what... killing you means.
Gamora: I was a child when you took me. Thanos: I saved you. Gamora: No. We were happy on my home planet. Thanos: You were going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise. Gamora: Because you murdered half the planet. Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation. Gamora: You're insane. Thanos: Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting. Gamora: You don't know that! Thanos: I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.
Bruce Banner: Who's Scott? Steve Rogers: Ant-Man. Bruce Banner: There's an Ant-Man *and* a Spider-Man?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Ok, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve? Peter Quill: Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Thor: There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers. Peter Quill: The Avengers? Thor: The Earth's mightiest heroes. Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon? Thor: He may be on the team. I don't know, I haven't been there in a while.
Okoye: When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined. T'Challa: What did you imagine? Okoye: The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.
Peter Quill: Wait, who are you? Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man. Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about. Tony Stark: You know Thor? Peter Quill: Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Peter Quill: Groot, put that thing away. Now, I don't wanna tell you again... Groot? Groot: I am Groot! Peter Quill: Whoa! Rocket Raccoon: Language! Mantis: Hey! Drax: Wow. Peter Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid. Rocket Raccoon: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole. Rocket Raccoon: Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!
Peter Parker: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry. Tony Stark: I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?
Bruce Banner: Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last *last* second. Hulk! Hulk! HULK! Hulk: NOOOO! Bruce Banner: Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!
Tony Stark: We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good. Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe. Tony Stark: What dance-off? Peter Quill: It's not a thing. Peter Parker: Like in Footloose, the movie? Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history? Peter Parker: It never was. Tony Stark: Don't encourage this, all right? We're getting no help from Flash Gordon here. Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Seriously? You don't have any money? Wong: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual. Dr. Stephen Strange: I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye. Wong: Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred. Dr. Stephen Strange: Dollars? Wong: Rupees. Dr. Stephen Strange: Which is? Wong: A... buck and a half. Dr. Stephen Strange: What do you want? Wong: I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good Mr. Stark. Tony Stark: You're alright. Peter Parker: I don't want to go, please, I don't want to go Mr. Stark. I am sorry, tony, I am sorry.
Dr. Stephen Strange: We gotta turn this ship around. Tony Stark: Yeah, now he wants to run. Great plan. Dr. Stephen Strange: No, I want to protect the stone. Tony Stark: And I want you to thank me. Now, go ahead. I'm listening. Dr. Stephen Strange: For what? Nearly blasting me into space? Tony Stark: Who just saved your magical ass? Me. Dr. Stephen Strange: I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet. Tony Stark: Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused. Dr. Stephen Strange: Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you. Tony Stark: And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup. Peter Parker: I'm backup. Tony Stark: No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking. Dr. Stephen Strange: I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward? Peter Parker: No. I'm Peter, by the way. Dr. Stephen Strange: Doctor Strange. Peter Parker: Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.
Loki: If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena. Thanos: Well, if you consider failure experience. Loki: I consider *experience* experience.
Peter Parker: I got you! Peter Parker: I got you! Sorry, I can't remember anybody's names.
Peter Parker: Hey, man! What's up, Mr Stark? Tony Stark: Kid, where'd you come from? Peter Parker: Field trip to MoMa! Peter Parker: Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark? Tony Stark: Uh, he's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.
Tony Stark: If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal? Dr. Stephen Strange: No can do. Wong: We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives. Tony Stark: And I swore off dairy... but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me, so... Dr. Stephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts. Tony Stark: Not bad. Dr. Stephen Strange: A bit chalky. Wong: A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite.
Thanos: The Tesseract? Or your brother's head? I assume you have a preference? Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away! Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP! Thor: We don't have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard! Thor: You really are the worst brother! Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again. Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian. Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.
Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so. Rocket Raccoon: Mm-hmm. And what if you're wrong? Thor: Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose? Rocket Raccoon: Well, I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot.
Peter Parker: Hey, I need you to cause a distraction. Ned: Holy shit. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Peter Quill: You let her go! Thanos: Ah, the boyfriend. Peter Quill: I'd like to think of myself more as a titan-killing, long-term booty call.
Ebony Maw: Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine. Tony Stark: Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.
Heimdall: Allfather, let the Dark Magic flow through me one last time...
Dr. Stephen Strange: If we don't do our jobs... Tony Stark: What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals? Dr. Stephen Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.
