Laura: Did you hear that, Arthur? She's raised a cat. Maybe she'll teach you how to pee in a box.
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Laura: Did you hear that, Arthur? She's raised a cat. Maybe she'll teach you how to pee in a box.
Larry Metz: Get the bikes! We got wedgies to give.
Arthur: You don't wanna eat me. I mean, I'll give you diarrhea, or... or SOMETHING!
Arthur: You saved my life. The least I can do is save your teeth.
Natalie: I'm hot-wiring the car. I learned it in Scouts. It's not all cookies and knee-high socks, you know.
Arthur: Stop signs don't count in car chases.
Laura: No troll, huh? Guess you're gonna have to find your dates on the Internet like the rest of us.
Laura: I gotta make a phone call, so just flirt amongst yourselves, okay?
Laura: Did you hear that, Arthur? She's raised a cat. Maybe she'll teach you how to pee in a box.
Larry Metz: Get the bikes! We got wedgies to give.
Arthur: You don't wanna eat me. I mean, I'll give you diarrhea, or... or SOMETHING!
Arthur: You saved my life. The least I can do is save your teeth.
Natalie: I'm hot-wiring the car. I learned it in Scouts. It's not all cookies and knee-high socks, you know.
Arthur: Stop signs don't count in car chases.
Laura: I gotta make a phone call, so just flirt amongst yourselves, okay?
Laura: No troll, huh? Guess you're gonna have to find your dates on the Internet like the rest of us.
Shane: Look, I'm sorry about before. I... I wasn't feeling myself. You... You're really not my type. Laura: Oh, I'm really not your type, huh? Yeah, you... well, you... could have fooled me. Shane: No, no, no. That's not what I meant. You're fine. You're just... Laura: I'm just what? Shane: Too... momish. Laura: Amish? Shane: Momish. Laura: Mom... Oh, momish! Too "momish." Nice. Nice.
Laura: Oh, is he cute? Arthur: Permission to barf! Laura: Denied, soldier. I just got the old shoe smell out of this car. I am not in the market for a new odor.
Arthur: We'll split up. Tim: Can I go with you? Arthur: Yeah, except that will kind of ruin the whole "splitting up" thing.
Tim: I gotta get home. I'm behind in my science fair project, and I've got a book report due tomorrow, and this is... Arthur: Wait-wait-wait. What's the book? Tim: Um... Oh, Watership Down. Arthur: And how far did you get? Tim: There's a rabbit on the cover. Arthur: I read that book last year. Tim: Yeah? Arthur: Yeah. It's about these rabbits. They live in a hotel. Tim: You mean it? Arthur: Yeah, and they're twins. Their names are Zack and Cody.
Laura: Every time you get caught, you think you have to lie your way out. What do you want to end up, a politician? Arthur: I will neither confirm or deny that.
Laura: He's been drinking. Vice-Principal Metz: Drinking? Laura: Yeah, well, it's fine 'cause I gave it to him.
