Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
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Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
Adrian Cronauer: Five months in Vietnam, and my best friend is a V.C. THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUMÈ!
Adrian Cronauer: What is the difference between the Cub Scouts and the military? Bzzzzzt! Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!
General Taylor: Lieutenant, you don't know whether you've been shot, fucked, powder-burned or snake-bit.
Adrian Cronauer: Here's a little advice: Never eat in a Vietnamese restaurant next to a pound.
Adrian Cronauer: Shit! This stuff is burning the hair off my feet!
Dickerson: You better not even come within range of anything that happens or your ass is grass, and I'm a lawn mower.
Edward Garlick: Even encapsulated in two seconds, my life is dull. I find that very alarming.
Edward Garlick: Sir, you're not funny. Ask around.
Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
Adrian Cronauer: Mantovani? They feed Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs!
Edward Garlick: No, Phil, he's not all right. A man does not refer to Pat Boone as a beautiful genius if things are all right.
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz, Dan 'The Man' Levitan, Adrian Cronauer, Edward Garlick: ... and if you dooooooo... and if you doooooo
Adrian Cronauer: I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon, and there's a man who's screaming out to be made fun of.
Lt. Steven Hauk: I would like to leave the room now.
Adrian Cronauer: Thank you for the lovely tune, that funky music will drive us till the dawn. Let's go, let's bugaloo till we puke!
Lieutenant Steven Hauk: I think some apologies are in order.
Adrian Cronauer: In the dictionary under "asshole" it says "See him."
Adrian Cronauer: Real homey, in an opium kinda way.
Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
Adrian Cronauer: Five months in Vietnam, and my best friend is a V.C. THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUMÈ!
Adrian Cronauer: What is the difference between the Cub Scouts and the military? Bzzzzzt! Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!
General Taylor: Lieutenant, you don't know whether you've been shot, fucked, powder-burned or snake-bit.
Adrian Cronauer: Shit! This stuff is burning the hair off my feet!
Adrian Cronauer: Here's a little advice: Never eat in a Vietnamese restaurant next to a pound.
Adrian Cronauer: Mantovani? They feed Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs!
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz, Dan 'The Man' Levitan, Adrian Cronauer, Edward Garlick: ... and if you dooooooo... and if you doooooo
Dickerson: You better not even come within range of anything that happens or your ass is grass, and I'm a lawn mower.
Edward Garlick: Even encapsulated in two seconds, my life is dull. I find that very alarming.
Edward Garlick: Sir, you're not funny. Ask around.
Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
Edward Garlick: No, Phil, he's not all right. A man does not refer to Pat Boone as a beautiful genius if things are all right.
Adrian Cronauer: I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon, and there's a man who's screaming out to be made fun of.
Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
Adrian Cronauer: Shit! This stuff is burning the hair off my feet!
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz, Dan 'The Man' Levitan, Adrian Cronauer, Edward Garlick: ... and if you dooooooo... and if you doooooo
Adrian Cronauer: We've realized that we're having a very difficult time finding the enemy. It isn't easy to find a Vietnamese man named "Charlie." They're all named Nguyen, or Tran, or... Adrian Cronauer: Well, how are you going about it? Adrian Cronauer: Well, we walk up to someone and say, 'Are you the enemy? And, if they say yes, then we shoot them."
Richard Nixon: As I leave Vietnam today there will be no doubt in my mind that the Viet cong will be defeated. And this war will be won. It does involve as you have suggested give and take. Adrian Cronauer: Well I really didn't make that suggestion, sir, I'm sorry. Lt. Steven Hauk: Why would Cronauer's voice be on this tape? Private Abersold: I don't know, sir. Adrian Cronauer: Mr Nixon, thank you for that concise political commentary, but I think I'd rather delve into a more personal for the men in the field. How would you describe your testicles? Richard Nixon: That they're soft and they're very shallow and they serve no purpose. Adrian Cronauer: So what are you saying, sir? Richard Nixon: They lack the physical strength. Lt. Steven Hauk: Oh, my God. Please don't do this to me. Adrian Cronauer: How would you describe your sex life with your wife Pat? Richard Nixon: It is unexciting sometimes. Adrian Cronauer: Well, you can consider a sex change. There is an operation that can transform you into a female white dane or a very hell wung chihuaua. Mr. Nixon it is rumored that you have smoked marijuana. Are you planning to take some of the marijuana home back to the United States? How would you do that? Richard Nixon: By plane. By helicopter and also by automobile.
General Taylor: Woah, Dick, put the brakes on. I wanted to wait until airman left to talk with you. Dick, I'm transferring you. Sgt. Major Dickerson: Transferring me? Where to sir? General Taylor: You're going to Guam. Sgt. Major Dickerson: Guam sir? There's nothing going on in Guam. Why Guam? General Taylor: Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times cause I thought you were a little crazy. But you're not crazy, you're mean. And this is just radio. General Taylor: "More dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." That's funny.
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: Sir, these letters are unequivocal! Uh, e.g. Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: "Hey, Hauk. Eat a bag of shit. You suck." Now that's pretty much to the point, sir, not much gray area in this one.
Adrian Cronauer: Gooooooooood-byyyyyyye Vietnaaaaam! That's right, I'm history... I'm outta here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby. Rollin, rollin, rollin'... keep them wagons rollin', rawhide! Yeah, that's right... the final Adrian Cronauer broadcast... and this one is brought to you by our friends at the Pentagon. Remember the people who brought you Korea? That's right, the U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army. Adrian Cronauer: I heard that. Adrian Cronauer: Oh, you're here... good to see ya. Adrian Cronauer: I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial. Adrian Cronauer: Speaking of things controversial, is it true that there is a marijuana problem here in Vietnam? Adrian Cronauer: No, it's not a problem, everybody has it. Adrian Cronauer: I don't know, Adrian. Adrian Cronauer: Leo! Leo! Adrian Cronauer: Adrian, take care of yourself. I just want you to know one thing... if you're going to be dressing in civilian clothes, don't forget pumps. Adrian Cronauer: Thank you Leo... thanks for these. Oh, these are special. Adrian Cronauer: They're ruby slippers, Adrian. Put these on and say 'there's no place like home', 'there's no place like home' and you can be there. Adrian Cronauer: I hope... I hope we all could.
Lt. Steven Hauk: Who do we have slated for live entertainment in November? Phil McPherson: Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope, but it turns out he won't come. Lt. Steven Hauk: Why not? Edward Garlick: He doesn't play police actions, just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir. Lt. Steven Hauk: That is not funny! Private Abersold: How about if it escalated? Lt. Steven Hauk: How about if what escalated? Private Abersold: The Vietnam conflict. Lt. Steven Hauk: The Vietnam conflict. We are not going to escalate a whole war just so we can book a big name comedian!
Dickerson: This is not military issue, airman. What sort of uniform is that? Adrian Cronauer: Cretan camouflage sir. If you want to blend in with a bunch of drunken Greeks there's nothing better. Dickerson: That is humor. I recognize that. I also recognize your species of soldier. I had a guy like you in the field one time. He blew himself to pieces. But not before his humor cost the lives of three very fine individuals. Adrian Cronauer: I hope... Dickerson: You shut your fuckin' hole! You're in Southeast Asia now. You've got your cushy little assignment. There's nothing I can do about that. In time you will make me forget it. You stay out of my way, there'll be no problem. But if you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you died as a child. Am I being fairly clear? Adrian Cronauer: Yes, sir. Dickerson: Sir! I work for a living, Airman. You will address me as Sergeant Major Dickerson! Adrian Cronauer: Yes, Sergeant Major Dickerson. Adrian Cronauer: Adrian Cronauer: He reminds me a lot of Donna Reed, especially around the eyes.
Lt. Steven Hauk: First of all, don't make fun of the weather here, and don't say the weather is the same all the time here. Because it's not. In fact, it's two degrees colder today than yesterday. Adrian Cronauer: Two degrees colder, me without my muff.
Adrian Cronauer: Good Morning, Vietnam! Hey, I know it's not the morning, but that's my trademark, and 'good evening' sounds too depressing. Hey, we're going right now to news Adrian Cronauer: From England... today, Princess Margaret threw a shoe! Adrian Cronauer: Queen Elizabeth... Elizabeth Taylor! She's still married after six months! Way to go, Liz! Yay! Adrian Cronauer: RIGHT! In... in Saigon today, according to official sources, nothing actually happened. One thing that didn't officially happen was a bomb didn't officially explode at 1430 hours, unofficially destroying Jimmy Wah's cafe. Sgt. Major Dickerson: Get him out of there! Adrian Cronauer: Three men were unofficially wounded, and two men whose identities are not known at this time... Sgt. Major Dickerson: Break the goddamn door down! Adrian Cronauer: ...the fire department responded, which we believe to be unofficial at this present moment... Sgt. Major Dickerson: Turn it off! Now! Adrian Cronauer: I just want to think that you should...
Lt. Steven Hauk: And where you do imagine you're going? Adrian Cronauer: I'm going to get something to eat. Lt. Steven Hauk: You ain't got time. You'll stay here and drink instant beverages or something. We promised our viewing audience Nixon highlights by 4: 00 PM. Adrian Cronauer: I've been on the air for four hours. I'm a little hungry. Lt. Steven Hauk: That's a joke right? I get it. Adrian Cronauer: No. I'm actually hungry Lt. Steven Hauk: Well I'm actually giving you an order. Adrian Cronauer: Oh it's an order. In that case gentlemen. Let's edit.
Trinh: You talk, I think, very much. Adrian Cronauer: Well, you see, I'm not used to going out on a date with a grand jury, and it makes me a little nervous. Trinh: I don't want makes you nervous, 'Cronow'! I knows you very nice, and for trusting... you is the best... on the gently of what you say... and never to be for both the same and the other. Adrian Cronauer: Well, I had you there, babe, but then you lost me at the end.
