Missy: When you went to the bathroom, Aquaman started mouthing off again. So I sort of flashed him. Tim Morris: You flashed him your breasts? Missy: No, I didn't flash him my breasts. I showed him Sheila. Tim Morris: Like your Sheila? Missy: No. My friend, my protector, Sheila. Tim Morris: Gah! What are you, Crocodile Dundee? Missy: What? It's a blind date. What if you were some psycho? Then I could behead you.
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Tim Morris: Could give me a couple minutes in here? Missy: Oh, you do have to go to the bathroom now? Yeah, I get it. When I'm droppin' a deuce, I don't want anyone talking to me. So, have a good shit, my man... Tim Morris: Thank you. Missy: Maybe I'll take a shit, too... Mmm, don't have to... . Eh, you never know. I'll push. See you in a bit...
Missy: You're lucky I'm not the jealous type. In fact, if you want to fuckface me, I'm totally cool with it. Tim Morris: Fuckface you? Missy: Yeah, you know, if you want to imagine her face on my face when we fuck, I'm more than comfortable with that. Tim Morris: Well, I'm definitely not comfortable with any part of that.
Tim Morris: How did you meet my grandmother again? Missy: Jiffy Lube. Yeah. Tim Morris: Oh. Missy: She's like, "My grandson would be so perfect for you." I'm like, "Sign me up!" So, yeah. Tim Morris: I have to visit her more often and possibly smother her.
Tim Morris: What are you doing? Missy: Did you not want an upsie-downsie, I'm using lotion?
Jess: My husband, Paul, was a Guess Jeans model. Paul: I used to have really skinny legs and a great a**. They photo-shopped my bottom half on Claudia Schiffer's torso. Nate: Who do you model for now? Cinnabon?
Missy: When you went to the bathroom, Aquaman started mouthing off again. So I sort of flashed him. Tim Morris: You flashed him your breasts? Missy: No, I didn't flash him my breasts. I showed him Sheila. Tim Morris: Like your Sheila? Missy: No. My friend, my protector, Sheila. Tim Morris: Gah! What are you, Crocodile Dundee? Missy: What? It's a blind date. What if you were some psycho? Then I could behead you.
Missy: You gotta meet our neighbor, Barbara. She and her husband heard us going at it last night. Tim Morris: Missy: They almost called security. They thought there was a little girl being tortured in here. You're the little girl.
