Black Dynamite: Ha-ha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!
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Black Dynamite: Ha-ha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!
Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!
Black Dynamite: Fiendish Doctor Wu, you done fucked up now!
Black Dynamite: Scram. Scram! I said split! Shake the scene you turkeys! Get out of my house! I'll see you all tomorrow.
Black Dynamite: Now Aunt Billy, how many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu!
Black Dynamite: I'd like to take the credit, but dig, mama, there's no "i" in "revolutio...", in "team."
Aunt Billy: Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were here to see this.
Black Dynamite: Ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin' smack to the kids!
Black Dynamite: You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers!
Black Dynamite: You told him to keep an eye out for me!
Black Dynamite: Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?
Patricia Nixon: Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware, you moon-cricket!
Black Dynamite: Tiny. Get Pimpin Jake out of my trunk. Tell him the rest of my money by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself.
Chocolate Giddy-Up: I'm spendin' more bail money than I'm gettin' tail money.
Black Dynamite: Who saw that comin' -- uh, who saw where that came from?
Rafelli: That black son of a bitch! He killed my best dealer! I want Black Dynamite dead, and I want him dead now!
Bullhorn: Go get Chicago Wind before he disappears. I'll take care of this gorilla eatin' goon here!
Black Dynamite: Ha-ha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!
Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!
Black Dynamite: Fiendish Doctor Wu, you done fucked up now!
Black Dynamite: Scram. Scram! I said split! Shake the scene you turkeys! Get out of my house! I'll see you all tomorrow.
Black Dynamite: Now Aunt Billy, how many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu!
Black Dynamite: I'd like to take the credit, but dig, mama, there's no "i" in "revolutio...", in "team."
Black Dynamite: Ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin' smack to the kids!
Aunt Billy: Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were here to see this.
Black Dynamite: You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers!
Black Dynamite: Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?
Black Dynamite: You told him to keep an eye out for me!
Patricia Nixon: Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware, you moon-cricket!
Chocolate Giddy-Up: I'm spendin' more bail money than I'm gettin' tail money.
Gloria: How did you know? Black Dynamite: Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
Sholanda: My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite. Brickwilla: So did my momma! Black Dynamite: Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.
Honey Bee: Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria. She gonna be safe in here. I been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to. Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses. Gloria: Dynamite, are you sure about this? Maybe we should call the police. Black Dynamite: No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket. You be cool, Mama. Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight. I'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits, rip it up out of the ground, find out what's going down. Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama, because tonight... Euphoria: Dynamite's gonna make everything all right. Black Dynamite: Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that? Gloria: Black Dynamite, I know that we just met, but somehow I feel that I can trust you. I'll be waiting here till you come to get me. Gloria: Thank you for saving my life. Black Dynamite: You be cool, Little Mama. I'll be back before too long.
Black Dynamite: I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community. Chocolate Giddy-Up: But Black Dynamite! *I* sell drugs to the community!
Black Chick: Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had. White Chick: Me too. Asian Chick: That goes triple for me. Black Dynamite: Shh. Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches.
Bullhorn: Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass! Thug #1: Motherfucker! Bullhorn: Let everybody know and suckers be warned that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn!
Black Dynamite: I should have known it was you all the time. I should have asked myself, 'Who's the man so wicked, so cruel, that he could serve smack to the orphanage, kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?' Only one man. That's you, Tricky Dick! So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whupping! Richard Nixon: Black Dynamite, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for that... Richard Nixon: Showtime, motherfucker! Fucking think you can fuck with me, Black Dynamite? Who the fuck would stop me, piece of shit?
Black Dynamite: Breathe deeply, baby. Nurse: Daddy, you make my heart beat. Black Dynamite: Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. But I think you're running a temperature. Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you. Doctor: What the-? I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny. Doctor: Black Dynamite, I mean, really? Black Dynamite: Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties. What did you expect? How's my x-ray. Doctor: Well, no fragments. In and out. You're lucky, Black Dynamite. Three inches to the left and we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Black Dynamite: Three inches to the right, and it would've missed my black ass. Doctor: Well, you need a new line of work. This is the second time this year. Black Dynamite: I know, I know. Doctor: Why do I bother? There's no helping you. Black Dynamite: No, doc, you help me just fine. See you next time.
Black Dynamite: Freeze, turkeys! O'Leary: I see you haven't lost your tough, B.D. Black Dynamite: O'Leary? O'Leary: The old 'pie in the windowsill' trick. I can't believe I fell for that. That was the same trick you used in 'Nam to save my ass. B.D. took our fatigues and put them on two dead gooks. I remember we circled back and turned the tables. Black Dynamite: I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black ass for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything. I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the children. This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. His little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?' O'Leary: We're a long way from 'Nam. Look at this place. It must have an eight-track player in every room. What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion. Corruption is running rampant and we don't know who to trust. We need you, Black Dynamite, now more than ever. Black Dynamite: I know I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had, but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA that Black Dynamite was out of the game. O'Leary: You're never out of the game. Black Dynamite: I've known you for a long time. And there's something you're not telling me. O'Leary: Okay. We heard about your brother's death. The last thing we need is you running through the streets creating a river of blood. Black Dynamite: Tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle. O'Leary: We don't know who killed Jimmy. But I do know this. You step out of line, friendship or not, and I'm gonna take you down. Because in case you forgot, when you left the agency, you relinquished your license to kill. Black Dynamite: Well, you do what you have to. Just don't get in my way.
Black Dynamite: Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick! Should we kill him? Bullhorn: Man, do you want to live? I said, do you want to go on? Bullhorn: Man, this time, these crackers have gone too far!
Black Dynamite: First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize. Patricia Nixon: But I shot at you. I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite. Black Dynamite: This is true, but you did not connect. You shot a plate. Had you connected, pimp-slapping you into that china cabinet might have been justified. But I feel I crossed the line. And for that, please accept my apology. Patricia Nixon: I do. I do, it's just... oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous. Black Dynamite: This is also true. Because whenever there's injustice, Black Dynamite: wrongs to be... Gloria: Oh, Black Dynamite! Patricia Nixon: Go on, honey. Black Dynamite: Because whenever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted, Black Dynamite: innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. and I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around. Black Dynamite: Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite.
Afroditey: I get off in fifteen minutes. Black Dynamite: You right about that, sugar. You right about that.
Afroditey: Ooh, Black Dynamite, you came to see me! Black Dynamite: Bitch, nah, I need to rap a piece with my man 'Horn. Tell you what, maybe when I'm done I'll throw you a piece right quick. Afroditey: Out of sight! I get off in fifteen minutes. Black Dynamite: You right about that, girl. You right about that.
Fiendish Dr. Wu: O'Leary... O'Leary, where are you? Black Dynamite: Yeah, who's this? Fiendish Dr. Wu: You know who this is. Fuck you, Black Dynamite! Black Dynamite: Dr. Wu! You motherfucker! It all makes sense now! Fiendish Dr. Wu: You can't fight us, Dynamite! The Black Man will never be free! Black Dynamite: I swear on the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, I'm coming to emancipate and proclamate on your ass!
Militant 2: You know, when we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution... start a family. Shows picture. Militant 2: That's Betty Jo. Yeah... right on, yeah. Buy a home in the country. Raise our own fruits and vegetables! Bake our own bread, you know what I mean? Bake our own... Militant 2: Argh! Black Dynamite: Who saw that comin' -- uh, who saw where that came from?
Black Dynamite: Sorry Roscoe. Roscoe: It's cool man. Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no-how. Maybe it's time for a change.
Orphan: You dealin', brotha? I need my smack and I need it now. Put a few of these honeys on the street, and I'll get you your bread, partner. Black Dynamite: I refuse to let this happen to you, little man! I will shake this poisonous shit outta your little smacked-up body if I have to! Gloria: Black Dynamite, stop! We tried that, nothing works!
