Max: Oh, Duke. Duke, Katie is not... Katie's gonna be so upset when she sees that... Katie's... gonna flip out... Max: ... when she sees how... you trashed her whole place. Duke: Oh, it's just... Duke: It's just one vase. Max: Is it, Duke? Is it? Max: Oh that's a shame. Duke: What are you doing? Max: Whoa, what am I doing? Nothing. I'm a cute little doggy. Katie knows I'd never do anything like this Duke: No, no. Whoa! Max: This can only be the work of... Max: ... a dangerous stray, Who hasn't laid down a foundation of trust. Max: You're the new dog. And, hey Duke, what'd you go and do this for? Duke: Oh! I'm gonna... Max: What? Bite me? Rip my face off? Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out. Max: Oh! Help, Katie! Thank goodness you're here! I tried to stop him, but he's crazy!
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Snowball: I feel heroic! And handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good. I look good.
Snowball: The revolution has begun! Liberated forever! Domesticated never!
Chloe: Because she's a dog person, Max. And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. Like... they get dogs instead of cats.
Snowball: Death is coming to Brooklyn. And it's got buck teeth and a cotton tail!
Pops: All right, party's over! *Myron*! *Vacuum*!
Pops: That ball of fluff's got a screw loose.
Snowball: That raccoon is lying. He's not the president.
Snowball: I feel heroic! And handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good...
Snowball: The new password is "Don't ask the leader for the password!"
Snowball: I feel heroic! And handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good. I look good.
Snowball: Remember me!
Snowball: The revolution has begun! Liberated forever! Domesticated never!
Chloe: Because she's a dog person, Max. And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. Like... they get dogs instead of cats.
Snowball: Death is coming to Brooklyn. And it's got buck teeth and a cotton tail!
Pops: All right, party's over! *Myron*! *Vacuum*!
Pops: That ball of fluff's got a screw loose.
Snowball: Can I call you "Tiny Dog"?
Snowball: That raccoon is lying. He's not the president.
Snowball: I feel heroic! And handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good...
Snowball: The new password is "Don't ask the leader for the password!"
Gidget: Hey, Max. Max: Hey, Gidget. Gidget: Any plans today? Max: Yes. Big, big stuff today, Gidget. I got big plans. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for Katie to come back. Gidget: Oh, that sounds exciting. Well, I won't interrupt. I've got a very busy day too.
Buddy: What is that smell? Pops: It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.
Tiberius: Okay. He's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eat. Gidget: I'm done playing nice! Where is Max? Ozone: What? I-I... Gidget: Tell me! Ozone: Well I... I can't. Ozone: Let me finish. Ozone: Ow! Help me! Gidget: Don't look at him! Gidget: Look at me! Nobody can help you! Where is *Max*?
Snowball: They're going to Brooklyn. Tattoo: They say everyone's going to Brooklyn these days. It's making a real comeback. Snowball: I'm not talking about hipster real estate trends. I'm talking vengeance, Tattoo!
Max: Do you see the van? Snowball: Yeah, I see it... We're about to hit it
Max: Oh, Duke. Duke, Katie is not... Katie's gonna be so upset when she sees that... Katie's... gonna flip out... Max: ... when she sees how... you trashed her whole place. Duke: Oh, it's just... Duke: It's just one vase. Max: Is it, Duke? Is it? Max: Oh that's a shame. Duke: What are you doing? Max: Whoa, what am I doing? Nothing. I'm a cute little doggy. Katie knows I'd never do anything like this Duke: No, no. Whoa! Max: This can only be the work of... Max: ... a dangerous stray, Who hasn't laid down a foundation of trust. Max: You're the new dog. And, hey Duke, what'd you go and do this for? Duke: Oh! I'm gonna... Max: What? Bite me? Rip my face off? Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out. Max: Oh! Help, Katie! Thank goodness you're here! I tried to stop him, but he's crazy!
Max: Hey, uh, Gidget, wait up. Gidget: Oh, uh, hi, Max. Max: Yeah, uh... Gidget: Play it cool! Max: Yeah, I just wanted to, uh... Max: Look. Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, but you don't really appreciate them until... I don't know, until they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess, what I'm trying to say is... if you ever want to... Max: Okay! Pops: Oh, great, you're in love! How gross for everyone! Now, move it!
