PA: Would the following students please report to the Principal's office: Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Lou Zer, and Heywood Jablomee.
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PA: Would the following students please report to the Principal's office: Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Lou Zer, and Heywood Jablomee.
Nurse: ...and that's how I knew I wasn't a lesbian!
Pizza Guy: Hi there. Delivery from 24-Hour Pizza. If we're not here in 24 hours, then we're not coming!
Mrs. Tingle: Who can tell me if Frankenstein was circumcised?
Doughy: I killed my cousin, my heart's broken and my sister is dead. Damn it, I love this job.
Mrs. Peacock, Bulimia Falls HS Secretary: Dawson, let me introduce you to the principal. Sorry, The Administrator-Formerly-Known-As-Principal.
PA: Attention students, there will be a fire drill at 3: 05 today. Please bring your own matches and lighter fluid.
Pizza Guy: 24 Hour Pizza! If we aren't here in 24 hours, we ain't coming.
Boner: I hope that's Barbara Walters. What a rack.
PA: Would the following students please report to the Principal's office: Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Lou Zer, and Heywood Jablomee.
Nurse: ...and that's how I knew I wasn't a lesbian!
Boner: I'm never gonna get laid.
Pizza Guy: Hi there. Delivery from 24-Hour Pizza. If we're not here in 24 hours, then we're not coming!
Mrs. Tingle: Who can tell me if Frankenstein was circumcised?
Doughy: I killed my cousin, my heart's broken and my sister is dead. Damn it, I love this job.
Mrs. Peacock, Bulimia Falls HS Secretary: Dawson, let me introduce you to the principal. Sorry, The Administrator-Formerly-Known-As-Principal.
PA: Attention students, there will be a fire drill at 3: 05 today. Please bring your own matches and lighter fluid.
Pizza Guy: 24 Hour Pizza! If we aren't here in 24 hours, we ain't coming.
Boner: I hope that's Barbara Walters. What a rack.
Killer: Do you like scary movies? Screw: Oh. What, you mean like Spike Lee movies? Killer: Look, lay off the Spikester! He's keeping it real!
Martina: Did you hear the news? About Screw. She was killed. Murdered. Gutted. Flayed. Sliced. Diced. Fried. And hung. Boner: I'm never gonna get laid. Martina: Oh, and it's all over the TV news. Boner: Oh, great! Now everybody knows.
Doughy: Hagatha. Now that's a beautiful name. Hagatha: Thanks. My friends call me Hag.
Martina: I've got a weird feeling Dawson. Dawson: Wait until you eat the tuna tacos.
Dawson: What's the big deal? Kids get killed every day. This is high school. Slab: No, Dawson. This kid was white!
Hagatha: Actually, it's on cable. But it's just as important! Doughy: Well, that's more important! On cable you can say dyke, boobies, butts, bastards.
Female Prison Guard: Time's up, Boner! Jimmy Boner: It's pronounced bo-ah-ner! The 'O' is soft. Female Prison Guard: Not for long. Dead boner walking!
Dawson: You know what we've gotta do? We've gotta get out of here! Boner: To someplace safe. Martina: Yeah, in the middle of nowhere. Slab: In the dark woods and pouring rain. Dawson: Without any adult supervision or police protection anywhere in the vicinity. Barbara: I know just the place! It's been totally deserted ever since those dorky kids were dismembered. Boner: Are you talking about band camp?
Martina: Lamegag, you scared the crap out of us. Dawson: What is it, boy? Dawson: I'm sorry. What is it, girl? Dawson: Slab's in trouble? Dawson: Steroids? In the bathroom? Dawson: Burt Reynolds wears a rug? O.J. was framed? Dawson: Khakis aren't cool anymore? Well, I have to disagree with you there.
Boner: Roofies are bull. I take them before every date, and I never get laid. Slab: Maybe you aren't taking enough.
