Fenster: Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.
出自電影《非常嫌疑犯》 的經典對白。
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Kobayashi: One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
Verbal: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Verbal: A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.
Verbal: Then he showed those men of will what will really was.
Verbal: It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan. I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
McManus: Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.
Verbal: If I told you the Loch Ness monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
Jeff Rabin: I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.
Fenster: The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher.
Hockney: Sre you sure you brought enough guys?
Arturro Marquez: He's here! I *know* he's here! That's him, I'm telling you that's him! You hear me? I'm telling you it's *Keyser Soze*!
McManus: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.
Jack Baer, FBI: Listen, send me someone who can speak Hungarian. Yeah he's awake, he's talking like a Thai hooker.
Fenster: Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.
McManus: There's nothing that can't be done.
Verbal: I'll probably shit blood tonight.
McManus: The news said it's raining in New York.
McManus: How about it, Keaton? You a lawyer's 'wife'? What kinda retainer are you givin' her?
Hockney: What about it, pretzel man, what's your story?
Verbal: I did see Keaton get shot, I swear to you.
McManus: Better put a leash on that puppy!
Kobayashi: My name is Kobayashi. I work for Keyser Soze.
Fenster: Can you hear me in the back? Hello?
McManus: I'm the guy that's gonna get ya. I just wanted you to know that.
Verbal: I just can't believe we're going to walk into certain death.
Dave Kujan: He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. And then he had lunch.
Keaton: There's no way they'd line five felons in the same room, no way.
McManus: Dean Keaton... gone clean huh? Say it aint so.
Keaton: You give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.
Verbal: Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.
Hockney: You want a buckshot shampoo chubby?
McManus: You run and we're gonna be digging a hole for you, you got that?
Kobayashi: One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
Verbal: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Verbal: A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.
Verbal: Then he showed those men of will what will really was.
Verbal: It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan. I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
Verbal: And like that... he's gone.
McManus: Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.
Verbal: If I told you the Loch Ness monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
Verbal: Fuckin' cops!
Jeff Rabin: I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.
Fenster: The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher.
Arturro Marquez: He's here! I *know* he's here! That's him, I'm telling you that's him! You hear me? I'm telling you it's *Keyser Soze*!
Hockney: Sre you sure you brought enough guys?
Verbal: Then he showed those men of will what will really was.
Verbal: If I told you the Loch Ness monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
Hockney: Sre you sure you brought enough guys?
Fenster: Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.
Interrogation Cop: Number 1, step forward. Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker. Interrogation Cop: Number 2, step forward. McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh. Interrogation Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward. Fenster: Hand me the keys, you cocksucker. Interrogation Cop: In English, please? Fenster: Excuse me? Interrogation Cop: In English. Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?
Hockney: What about it, pretzel man? What's your story? Keaton: His name's Verbal. Verbal Kint. McManus: Verbal? Keaton: Yeah. Verbal: 'Roger', really. People say I talk too much. Hockney: Yeah, I was just gonna tell you to shut up.
Fenster: You do some time, they never let you go. They treat me like a criminal. I'll end up a criminal. Hockney: You are a criminal. Fenster: Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point.
Interrogation Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint? Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?
Keyser Soze: How you doing Keaton? Keaton: I can't feel my legs... Keyser.
cop: Todd Hockney? Hockney: Who wants to know? cop: New York Police Department. cop: Shit! Freeze! Hold it! Hockney: You sure you brought enough guys?
Verbal: That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning... Dave Kujan: Verbal, you know we're trying to help you. Verbal: Sure, and I appreciate that. And I wanna help you, Agent Kujan. I like cops. I would've liked to have been a fed myself, but my CP... Dave Kujan: Verbal, you're not telling us everything. I know you know something. Verbal: I told the DA everything I know. Dave Kujan: Verbal, I know you like Keaton. I know you think he's a good man. Verbal: I know he was good. Dave Kujan: He was a corrupt cop. Verbal: Sure, 15 years ago, but he was a good thief. Anyway, the cops wouldn't let him go legit. Dave Kujan: Dean Keaton was a piece of shit. Verbal: Are you trying to get a rise out of me, Agent Kujan? Dave Kujan: I just wanna hear your story. Verbal: It's all there. May I have a cigarette?
Dave Kujan: Keaton was Keyser Söze! Verbal: Noo! Dave Kujan: The kind of man who can wrangle the wills of men like Hockney and McManus. The kind of man who could engineer a police line-up, for all these years of contacts in NYPD. The kind of man who could kill Edie Finneran. Dave Kujan: She was found yesterday in a hotel in Pennsylvania, shot twice in the head.
Keaton: I'm a businessman now. Interrogation Cop: Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-us business.
Verbal: I came clean; I told it like it happened on the boat. So what if I left out how I got there. It was so full of holes the DA would have told me to blow amnesty up my ass. So you got what you wanted out of me, so big fucking deal. Dave Kujan: So that's why you never told the DA. Verbal: You tell me, Agent Kujan, if I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say? Dave Kujan: Turn state's evidence; we'll put you on the stand. We'll hear it out. Verbal: I've got immunity now, what could you possibly offer me?
