Neil Sutherland: I stopped believing in god when I realised it was just dog backwards.
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Neil Sutherland: I stopped believing in god when I realised it was just dog backwards.
Jay Cartwright: This girl's so wet for me I can hear the waves breaking in her fanny.
Will McKenzie: I like football, but I don't like Burnley. Burnley can f*ck off.
Jay Cartwright: You better bring your wellies, because you'll be knee-deep in clunge.
Middle-Aged Woman: Middle-Aged Woman: Don't worry lads, kitty won't bite. Not now she's been fed.
Jay Cartwright: Why go for hamburgers, when you have steak at home?
Neil Sutherland: I stopped believing in god when I realised it was just dog backwards.
Jay Cartwright: This girl's so wet for me I can hear the waves breaking in her fanny.
Will McKenzie: I like football, but I don't like Burnley. Burnley can f*ck off.
Jay Cartwright: You better bring your wellies, because you'll be knee-deep in clunge.
Jay Cartwright: Why go for hamburgers, when you have steak at home?
Simon Cooper: She's also really funny. Lucy: In what way? Simon Cooper: Well, you know when something's funny, and people get it? Lucy: Yes... Simon Cooper: So in that way. And also in a comedy way.
Middle-Aged Woman: Middle-Aged Woman: Don't worry lads, kitty won't bite. Not now she's been fed.
Will McKenzie: First stop the Minoan palace in Knossos. Jay Cartwright: We haven't come half way round the world to look at some fucking Greek ruins. Neil Sutherland: Yeah you can see that shit anywhere.
Will McKenzie: That's it! Neil, you're right. It may not be paradise, but it's time we started enjoying this place for what it is. Simon Cooper: A shithole? Will McKenzie: Yes, but it's our shithole! So I say, we get out there, and get royally fucked up on Jay's dead grandad's money!
Jay Cartwright: Heads down boys. Neil Sutherland: Shit. Will McKenzie: What, why we haven't done anything? Jay Cartwright: Foreign police innit. Neil Sutherland: Don't you know about foreign police? Will McKenzie: Short sleeved uniforms chunkier truncheons. Neil Sutherland: Fucking hell! Jay Cartwright: Mate they're all corrupt basically if you misbehave and don't have the money to bribe them. They take you up to these shepherds huts in the hills beat you up and bum ya. Neil Sutherland: And if they don't kill ya you kill yourself cause the shame of getting a boner whilst you were being bummed. Will McKenzie: Right couple of things, firstly the hills here are full of time shares not deserted shepherds huts. Secondly, Crete's in the EU so I think the standard of policing probably goes beyond buming and forced suicide. Jay Cartwright: Believe what you want I'm keeping a bribe up my arse just in case. Will McKenzie: You're gonna spend the whole holiday with 20 Euros rolled up inside you're arsehole? Jay Cartwright: It's been up there since the seatbelt signs went off mate.
