Michael Burgess: The American Revolution was NOT a goddamned vaudeville show!
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Stanley Gould: Wonderful welcome. Maniacs in tights - Shooting.
Gretchen: How can you teach History and have such a short memory?
Michael Burgess: I'm not a musketeer, I'm a historian!
Michael Burgess: The American Revolution was NOT a goddamned vaudeville show!
Bo Hodges: Remind me not to talk to Faith when she's in her street clothes.
Stanley Gould: Wonderful welcome. Maniacs in tights - Shooting.
Gretchen: How can you teach History and have such a short memory?
Michael Burgess: I'm not a musketeer, I'm a historian!
Bo Hodges: Remind me not to talk to Faith when she's in her street clothes.
Gretchen: How can you teach History and have such a short memory?
Michael Burgess: I'm not a musketeer, I'm a historian!
Michael Burgess: The American Revolution was NOT a goddamned vaudeville show!
Stanley Gould: I have to get right to my suite. I'm the writer. Stuntman: So? I'm the stunt coordinator. Stanley Gould: So you can fall down later - I have writing that can't wait.
Stanley Gould: You're not upset are you? Michael Burgess: I think I should warn you - I have a sword in my bag.
Michael Burgess: Hi Mom. I brought you your groceries Cecelia Burgess: Put them on the TV. Michael Burgess: Mom, why do you always put your groceries on the TV? Cecelia Burgess: I always put them there and keep them there for a week. The radiation kills the poison that they put in them. Michael Burgess: Mom, there's no poison in your groceries. Why don't you put them in the kitchen? Cecelia Burgess: You know why. Cecelia Burgess: Because "he's" in there. Michael Burgess: Who, Mom? The Devil? Michael Burgess: Mom, the Devil is not in your kitchen.
Michael Burgess: I'm trying to get used to how *different* you look. You--you know, you're two different people! Faith Healy: Oh, well, if all I could be is two different people, I'd be out of business!
Elliott James: You know what my problem is? The way they smell. The perfume of their skin. It's, it's so intoxicating. I told my wife I'd never even *look* at other women if only I could cut off my nose. Michael Burgess: What'd she say? Elliott James: She said I was aiming too high.
Faith Healy: I think if you have a complaint, you ought to take it up with me. Michael Burgess: Exactly how far do you take being Mary Slocum? Faith Healy: How far do you take being an historian? Michael Burgess: I would stop short of sleeping with George the Third. *Why* would you have anything to do with him? Faith Healy: Because he's a witty, charming man, and because it helps our scenes. Michael Burgess: Helps your *scenes*? Faith Healy: When I look in his eyes now, there's someone there. Do you--do you know what it feels like to act with someone who has the emotional depth of an eggplant? Michael Burgess: You're not at *all* like her! Faith Healy: Where have you been the last ten weeks?
Gretchen: I'll tell you what, Mrs. Burgess, why don't I make you some lunch? Cecelia Burgess: Sure! Some poisoned food would just finish me off! Michael Burgess: Well, they were all out of poisoned food today. We got the other kind.
