Kimberly: Cellulite packed cactuses I call thighs? I AM NOT FAT!... WYATT!
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Kimberly: Cellulite packed cactuses I call thighs? I AM NOT FAT!... WYATT!
Wyatt: Dear God, I promise i'll never send anything overnight delivery again.
Ivy: C'mon, Baker. Men live in hope and die in despair.
Ivy: Extra, Extra. Read all about it. Kim can shake her pom-poms but she won't go at it! Extraaa. Extraaa.
Wyatt: I'll have some celery... some toast... and some water... just some water.
Snake: It's a fact, College girls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.
Raditch: I don't want to tell you 'I told you so', but, I told you so!
Ivy: You know, as bad as a situation ever gets, there's always time to get dressed.
Ivy: Why don't you draw some more attention to the stolen vehicle by dancing on it?
Kimberly: Give me a T, give me an R, give me an I-P-S. What does it spell? Trips! Ivy, if you touch him I will tear you to bits!
John Dwayne Beezly: Ah, women. So delicate to the touch yet so troubling to the heart.
Kimberly: Cellulite packed cactuses I call thighs? I AM NOT FAT!... WYATT!
Wyatt: Dear God, I promise i'll never send anything overnight delivery again.
Ivy: C'mon, Baker. Men live in hope and die in despair.
Ivy: Extra, Extra. Read all about it. Kim can shake her pom-poms but she won't go at it! Extraaa. Extraaa.
Wyatt: I'll have some celery... some toast... and some water... just some water.
Snake: It's a fact, College girls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.
Raditch: I don't want to tell you 'I told you so', but, I told you so!
Ivy: You know, as bad as a situation ever gets, there's always time to get dressed.
Ivy: Why don't you draw some more attention to the stolen vehicle by dancing on it?
Kimberly: Give me a T, give me an R, give me an I-P-S. What does it spell? Trips! Ivy, if you touch him I will tear you to bits!
John Dwayne Beezly: Ah, women. So delicate to the touch yet so troubling to the heart.
Ivy: You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend. Wyatt: Me? No... well yeah, but I was just killing time. Ivy: Killing time? Wyatt: Yeah, killing time until I met you. Ivy: Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that.
Wyatt: You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus. Ivy: Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus. Wyatt: Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.
Ivy: I'm sorry, were you sleeping? Wyatt: Did my closed eyes and peaceful demeanor tip you off?
Turran: Given you don't have the bribe money or shipping number, the only way we can cancel your package is by the computer. Turran: Oops. How's that for a reality check?
Wyatt Trips: Lay wheels! I'm being chased by Killer Beez! Ivy Miller: Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.
Ivy: You're friend doesn't look so good! Wyatt: No? Well how the hell am I supposed to look? My girlfriend is cheating on me with a guy named "The Ricker".
