Kelly Ernswiler: He's a VH1 documentary without the music.
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Kelly Ernswiler: He's a VH1 documentary without the music.
Bart Bowland: You need to stop living in a fucking fantasy world.
Kelly Ernswiler: He's a VH1 documentary without the music.
Bart Bowland: You need to stop living in a fucking fantasy world.
Lance: Why are you dicking with me, you little dick. You wanna play, dick face?" Kelly Ernswiler: Wait, you just used "dick" as a noun, adjective, and a verb.
Principal Holmstead: Kelly we have to stop meeting like this. Kelly Ernswiler: I mean, it's not my fault the teachers here suck.
Principal Holmstead: How am I going to get through to you? Kelly Ernswiler: Well, advertising executives use status and sex to appeal to my demographic.
Kelly Ernswiler: War is hell. Sarah: Oh, well then, why do you do it? Kelly Ernswiler: You're never more alive than when faced with simulated death.
Principal Holmstead: I know that some of the teachers around here can be pretty trying for you sometimes. But you've got to learn to work in the system, not against it. Kelly Ernswiler: Why is that? Principal Holmstead: Because growing up is a hard enough process as it is. Kelly Ernswiler: Is that what your box of tissues is for?
Kelly Ernswiler: You know, a funny thing just happened to me. I thought you were dead on the couch. Abe: Oh, you mean Emmet. Well, they didn't have any empty beds at Care House. Kelly Ernswiler: Emmet. Abe: Uh huh. Kelly Ernswiler: So you bring him to our house? Why don't you ever think about maybe he might be dangerous to me and mom? Or steal all of our furniture. Abe: He needed a place to sleep tonight. Kelly Ernswiler: Well, having him here makes it feel more like home anyway. Abe: Hey, I've been straight for five years, almost six. That's a thid of your life. Kelly Ernswiler: Big deal. I've been straight the whole time.
