Phil Foster: He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!
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Phil Foster: He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!
Phil Foster: ...And will you, for the love of God, put on a fucking shirt?
Phil Foster: Oh my god, if I knew anything about Will.I.Am, I'd be really psyched right now!
Claire Foster: Everything you're doing, I'm doing in heels. I just want you to know that.
Phil Foster: Oh my God! The bald and the crazy... gay couple date. Shit... my pants we forgot our gay couple date.
Claire Foster: Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.
Phil Foster: You put *your* junk in reverse!
Phil Foster: Arf, they're locked. You locked that one too. Good call. I would've done that.
Claire Foster: Why is it so bright out here? It's supposed to be dark and seedy. Give a 40 year old stripper-slash-mom a break.
Claire Foster: That's amazing, Jeremy, but I'm gonna go home now and fart into a shoe box.
Claire Foster: That's Will.i.am, from Fergie.
Phil Foster: Oh my God! The bald and crazy gay couple date. Shit my pants, we forgot our gay couple dinner.
Phil Foster: He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!
Phil Foster: ...And will you, for the love of God, put on a fucking shirt?
Phil Foster: This gun *sucks*!
Phil Foster: Oh my god, if I knew anything about Will.I.Am, I'd be really psyched right now!
Claire Foster: Everything you're doing, I'm doing in heels. I just want you to know that.
Claire Foster: Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.
Claire Foster: Why is it so bright out here? It's supposed to be dark and seedy. Give a 40 year old stripper-slash-mom a break.
Phil Foster: You put *your* junk in reverse!
Phil Foster: Arf, they're locked. You locked that one too. Good call. I would've done that.
Claire Foster: That's amazing, Jeremy, but I'm gonna go home now and fart into a shoe box.
Claire Foster: That's Will.i.am, from Fergie.
Phil Foster: Oh my God! The bald and crazy gay couple date. Shit my pants, we forgot our gay couple dinner.
Claire Foster: Everything you're doing, I'm doing in heels. I just want you to know that.
Phil Foster: Oh my God! The bald and the crazy... gay couple date. Shit... my pants we forgot our gay couple date.
Claire Foster: Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.
Phil Foster: I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea. Phil Foster: Or, I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices. Claire Foster: If we are gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!
Phil Foster: Hey. Hey, yo, yo. I'll be down in a minute. I'm having sex. I'm getting busy. Holbrooke: Is that supposed to be me? Or is that, like, Fat Albert or somebody?
Phil Foster: We were in here earlier having dinner with our friend Sam.I.Am. Claw Hostess: You mean Will.I.Am? Claire Foster: Is that what you call him? That's weird, I don't like that.
Phil Foster: What'd you learn in school today? Oliver Foster, Charlotte Foster: Nothing. Phil Foster: Oh, fantastic. Won't have to pay for college.
Whippit: I'm Whippit. Claire Foster: Whippit, like the dog? Whippit: No. Like when you suck nitrous out of a whipped cream can. Claire Foster: Okay. Okay. Whippit: Stupid skank. Claire Foster: Oh, my God. Do you have any contact with your mother at all?
Holbrooke: I met her in Tel Aviv, doing some consulting for the Mossad. She is a sweet girl. Phil Foster: She seems really sweet. That was very nice of her to ask us to have sex.
Claire Foster: What are we going to do? We can't go home, we can't go to the police... Phil Foster: Okay, okay, okay. Miletto, he wants the Tripplehorns, why? Because they have the flash drive. All right, what if they gave him the flash drive back? Claire Foster: Why would they do that? Phil Foster: Because we're going to find them and we're going to *make* them do it. Once Miletto has the flash drive, this thing ends. Claire Foster: Okay, I like that. I am completely with you. I just have to ask you one question, and do not judge me. What is a flash drive? Phil Foster: Seriously? Claire Foster: Phil, I can't... Phil Foster: Okay, it's a little storage disk that you stick in the side of a laptop. Claire Foster: Oh, it's a computer sticky thing? That's... in my office, we call it a computer sticky thing.
Claire Foster: If I'm gonna get whacked off, I at least deserve to understand why it's happening... What are you smiling about? Phil Foster: Honey, we're not going to get whacked off. We may get bumped off, or we may get whacked.
Oliver Foster: Dad? Mom? Can I have breakfast? Phil Foster: Honey, don't move. Charlotte Foster: Mommy! Daddy! Pile driver! Charlotte Foster: I love you! Claire Foster: How do you have so many knees?
Phil Foster: I'd do it again you know? Claire Foster: What, tonight? No, it was very dangerous. Phil Foster: No, not tonight. Us. You, me, the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.
Phil Foster: Just in case, I'm gonna give you 5$, even though I know it's a scam. And I only have 20, so I'm gonna give that to you, even though it should be a 5. Scam. Claire Foster: They had no idea who they were dealing with.
Detective Arroyo: So what's your story? Claire Foster: Just a boring married couple from New Jersey.
Claire Foster: I love you Phil, but your plans are the worst! Cabbie: Look here, you two need to get your married-people-stuff together when my life is not at stake, okay?
Cabbie: PUT YOUR JUNK IN REVERSE! Phil Foster: YOU PUT YOUR JUNK IN REVERSE! Cabbie: YOU PUT YOU JUN---! Phil Foster: YOU! YOU PUT YOUR JUNK IN REVERSE!
