Frank: Your momma says "hi".
出自電影《抗體奇俠》 的經典對白。
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Thrax: Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!
Leah: Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis.
Thrax: Whew... this cat was sick before I even got here!
Osmosis: Nice genes. You got the chromosomes in all the right places.
Drix: I don't dance. I... I have no left feet.
Ms. Boyd: What a zit!... I mean, what is it? What is it? What do you want?
Osmosis: You up spit creek without a paddle. Don't make me mad, 'cause I will turn into a germicidal maniac.
Mayor Phlegming: You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed.
Osmosis: Disease is the crime, I'm the cure!
Thrax: Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!
Drix: My, what big zits he has. How does this happen? Osmosis: You wash your face with fried chicken, that's how!
Bruiser: What's so funny? Joe Cramp: I don't know. Thrax: They're making this too easy! Hahaha! You know, in all of the bodies I've been in no one has ever gotten wise to me and now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out everything and they don't believe him! Thrax: Can you taste the irony in that? Thrax: SHUT UP! What are you two laughing at? Alright, we're back on schedule. Bruiser: But, boss. We are the only ones left. Maybe we should incubate for a while? Thrax: You incubate! I said forty eight hours, I'm going to make my deadline. Thrax: Medical books aren't written about losers!
Thrax: You know what, Jones? You want this chain so bad, Big Daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it! Thrax: Looks good on you, Jones! You wear it well! Too bad you had to come this far from home just to die!
Thrax: Whew... this cat was sick before I even got here!
Osmosis: Nice genes. You got the chromosomes in all the right places.
Frank: Shane: Dad! Frank: Was that you? Shane: Uh-uh. Frank: Oh, well. Out with the old, in with the new, huh?
Frank: Your momma says "hi".
Leah: Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis.
Drix: I don't dance. I... I have no left feet.
Leah: Wow, this is huge. Osmosis: Don't be all impressed, 'cause 99% of that is just sugar you know. Leah: Yeah, and 99% of you is just stupid. Osmosis: Ooh, like I haven't heard that one before.
Frank: Hey, partner, what you got there? Oyster Boy: Oh, these? These are polluted oysters. Well, they WERE polluted. I replanted them in six weeks ago. That's how long the state says you gotta do it for. And every time the tide came in, it flushed all the bad stuff out. Frank: Can you eat 'em? Oyster Boy: Well, if my hypotenuse is correct... Oyster Boy: sure. Y-y-yeah, definitely.
Ms. Boyd: What a zit!... I mean, what is it? What is it? What do you want?
Osmosis: Yo, you didn't see this thing. This ain't no ordinary household germ. This thing's bigger than all of us; it's big even for Frank's body! It's like a Osmosis: Al Roker germ, a Heavy D germ! Cop: You talkin' about this? Osmosis: Yeah, uh... y'know, he's slouching right now.
Osmosis: Drix! Yo, Drix! Get your time-released butt off this boat. Thrax is alive! Let's go! Drix: I'm sorry, Osmosis, I can't help you. Osmosis: Excuse me? Drix: I wasn't designed to combat a virus. Read my label. Osmosis: You gotta learn to think outside the pill box, man. I've known sugar pills who cured cancer, just because they believed they could. Drix: Oh, I don't know, Ozzy. Look at me. I'm cherry flavored. Conductor: Hey, pal. You on or off? Osmosis: Fine. Flush your life down the toilet. Conductor: The zipper's down. All ashore who's going ashore.
Osmosis: Thrax is alive! Thrax is alive and he's in the brain! Cell: Oh, great, pal! Spoil the ending.
Drix: The eye? What are we doing here? Do I have to remind you that I am on a strict twelve hour time release program? First the throat, then the nose, then the aches and pains. Osmosis: Yeah, I got it. Real important stuff. Now, get your butt out of my car! Drix: Oh! I don't even have a butt. Officer, if I don't get to the sinuses, my entire relief mission could be jeopardized. Osmosis: Yo, it's time we take a look at the big picture. See? The Big F. He's the one we're here to protect and serve. I mean, just look at him. Doesn't he make you want to be a better cell? Drix: Ew! I see why you feel such a strong connection. Osmosis: Hey, watch it! Show the man some respect! He's the reason all of us are here. Drix: Take me to the nose. Osmosis: Dude, just wait in the car. I got police work to do. Uh, could you get me one glazed and one with the jelly-filled nucleus? Librarian: Brain Memory Library. Can I help you? Osmosis: You got any information on something called El Morry Rojo? Librarian: Stand by while I check, but we're really all about sports statistics here. Sir? Osmosis: Yeah, I'm here. What you got? Librarian: La Muerte Roja, that's Spanish. It means the Red Death. Osmosis: The Red Death? What's that? Some kind of taco sauce? Librarian: Now, you have a nice day. Osmosis: Hello? Yo, Drips! You ever hear of the Red Death? Drix: That's Drix.
Drix: Well, this is a fine mess you've gotten us into. Osmosis: Me? What are you talking about? You've got a lot of nerve. Drix: Oh, don't act so innocent. When I first entered this body, Osmosis: Uh, Drix. Drix: I knew things would be difficult but I never imagined I would have to work... Osmosis: Uh, Drix. Drix: Quiet, I'm not finished! Osmosis: Hey! Look, Drix! Look behind you! We're about to be wiped under a table! Drix: What? Ah! Jones! Jones! Osmosis: Give me your hand! Drix: We're going to die! Bob: Jeez, Frank, I'm standing right here. Can you... uh... use a tissue or something? Frank: I don't have one. Bob: Well, use your imagination. Frank: What's that over there? Frank: Better? Bob: Much better. Frank: I gotta go get her. Bob: Alright. Frank: She'll be excited. She'll probably call you. Bob: Good. Drix: If it wasn't for you, none of this would have ever happened. Now, if you'll excuse me, I Drix: have a nose to dry.
Bob: Jeez, Frank, I'm standing right here. Can you use a tissue? Frank: I don't have one. Bob: Well, use your imagination. Frank: What's that over there? Frank: Better? Bob: Much better. Frank: I gotta go get her. Bob: Alright. Frank: She'll be excited. She'll probably call you. Bob: Good. Drix: If it wasn't for you, none of this would have ever happened. Now, if you'll excuse me, I Drix: have a nose to dry.
Osmosis: Next time, I'll be the bad cop. Drix: You ARE a bad cop! Osmosis: Yo, who you calling a bad cop?
Leah: Jones, what in the world makes you think I would ever go out with you? Osmosis: What you talking about? I'm a legend, girl! The chicks line up to divide with me! Leah: Oh really? 'Cause to me you look like the kind of cell who mostly divides with himself. Osmosis: Whoa! Who turned off the heat? Somebody pay the bill? It's cold in here.
Latino Germ: La Muerte, man! Esta aqui! He's gonna kill us dead, hombre! Osmosis: No, no. Talk English, man. We ain't on Telemundo here. Latino Germ: La Muerte Roja! He's coming, man! I saw him!
Drix: Where did you study? Osmosis: Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools. Drix: Oh... Osmosis: I'm not kiddin', man. My school was Crack Central. Drix: Oh? Osmosis: No, it was IN the crack. Right in the stanky, puckered center.
Drix: Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine... Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets. Osmosis: Wow! I'm feeling better already.
Thrax: Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl. Osmosis: She ain't goin' down. You are!
Bob: Listen. Why don't you sit her down and tell her that if anything ever happens to you, I will take care of her. Okay? I will raise her, I will nurture her, I will love her, and then when she's sixteen, I'll boot her out the door. Frank: Sixteen? Bob: Well, yeah. I not going to mommy her forever, okay? I mean, sixteen, sure.
Osmosis: I never thought you'd be on MY side! Drix: I never thought you'd be right.
Drix: I'd like to examine your irritated areas. Osmosis: Wooh, never on the first date, Drips! Drix: That's Drix. Osmosis: That's what I said. Drix: No, I think you said Drips, with a P.
Osmosis: That's Chill, he's a flu shot. Drix: Funny. He doesn't look fluish.
Scabies: Did the foot fungus pay up yet? Joe Cramp: Nah, that guy's gettin' flaky on us.
Osmosis: So, where you from, tough stuff? Drix: I was developed at the University of Chicago, where I graduated Phi Beta Capsule. Osmosis: Great, got me a college boy...
Librarian: Brain Memory Library. Can I help you? Osmosis: You got any information about something called "El Morry Roho"? Librarian: Stand by. I'll check, but we're really all about sports statistics here.
Shane: Don't you ever think about anyone other than yourself? Frank: I think about you all the time. Shane: Were you thinking about me when you packed me a fried Slim Jim sandwich for lunch? Frank: Yeah, it was a turkey Slim Jim!
Reporter: What do you have to say to all the hair follicles recently laid off form the scalp? Mayor Phlegming: There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.
Scabies: Bruiser, take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead. When we're done, It'll take a Swedish facialist six steaming washcloths to get you out. Thrax: Hmmm. Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.
Leah: Mayor, something freaky is going on with the weather. Mayor Phlegming: We're probably just drinking some hot coffee. Leah: Sir, look at the maps. What if Jones is right? Mayor Phlegming: Jones? Ha ha ha! Funny, funny. Leah: You care more about your stupid re-election than you care about all our lives. Something is going on, and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out. Mayor Phlegming: Hypowhothewhatisit? Leah, wait! Who's gonna answer the phones?
Dispatcher: Suspect is headed towards the uvula. Repeat: headed towards the uvula. Osmosis: What the hell is a uvula? Drix: It's that little dangly hing that hangs down in Frank's... Osmosis: Boxer shorts! Okay, here we go! Drix: Not that little dangly thing! The one in his throat! Osmosis: I knew that. I know that. Osmosis: I know that rumble! Come on, I know a shortcut. Drix: I don't like the sound of that. Heartburn? That sign said Heartburn! Osmosis: Yeah, I saw what it said. I could read. Drix: That's pure stomach acid! Are you mad? We'll be killed! Osmosis: You got a better way? Frank: What's the opposite of... inbound? Bob: Outbound? Bob: Boy. Thanks for the warning, there, Prince Charles. Frank? Are you with me? Hello? Hey.
