Poh Boy: We practiced that for an hour!
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Inmate #2: I could knit the fuck outta a big nice sweater!
Paul Hodges: This is the stuff that my mom would tell friends about me, 'My son is genius, my son is a genius'.
Paul Hodges: Don't even look at me like that. You're just a bear. Shut the fuck up.
Paul Hodges: Fuckin' monocle wearin' mother fucker.
Paul Hodges: His wife says she's very unhappy. She said he's all foreskin.
Poh Boy: Bless me father, for I'm about to sin.
Dave: Hey. Do you wanna be my jail cell BFF, without the forced rape?
Paul Hodges: Captain, your heart. It's an ice box.
Jimmy Monroe: You know how tired we are from killing all your friends?
Paul Hodges: Let me get some spicy carrots and quacamole.
Poh Boy: You guys like my Diamond Vault?
Poh Boy: We practiced that for an hour!
Inmate #2: I could knit the fuck outta a big nice sweater!
Paul Hodges: This is the stuff that my mom would tell friends about me, 'My son is genius, my son is a genius'.
Paul Hodges: Don't even look at me like that. You're just a bear. Shut the fuck up.
Paul Hodges: Fuckin' monocle wearin' mother fucker.
Paul Hodges: His wife says she's very unhappy. She said he's all foreskin.
Paul Hodges: His wife says she's very unhappy. She said he's all foreskin.
Poh Boy: Bless me father, for I'm about to sin.
Poh Boy: Bless me father, for I'm about to sin.
Dave: Hey. Do you wanna be my jail cell BFF, without the forced rape?
Dave: Hey. Do you wanna be my jail cell BFF, without the forced rape?
Paul Hodges: Captain, your heart. It's an ice box.
Paul Hodges: Captain, your heart. It's an ice box.
Jimmy Monroe: You know how tired we are from killing all your friends?
Jimmy Monroe: You know how tired we are from killing all your friends?
Paul Hodges: Let me get some spicy carrots and quacamole.
Paul Hodges: Let me get some spicy carrots and quacamole.
Poh Boy: You guys like my Diamond Vault?
Poh Boy: You guys like my Diamond Vault?
Poh Boy: We practiced that for an hour!
Poh Boy: We practiced that for an hour!
Paul Hodges: Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker! Jimmy Monroe: I've never seen that movie before.
Dave: Knock Knock. Paul Hodges: Don't do it Jim. Dave: Do it. Paul Hodges: If you respect our partnership Jim don't do it. Dave: Do it. Jimmy Monroe: Who's there? Dave: Orange. Paul Hodges: No. No. Huh Huh. No. No! No! No! Hell No! NO! NO! I refuse to... No! No! Alright Orange who damn it? Dave: Orange you pissed that your wife is taking it in the ass from another guy right now?
Tommy: What? Paul Hodges: You know, I'm gonna smack the black off you! Tommy: You can't do anything to me Paul Hodges: Talk! About the stolen Mercedes-Benz! Tommy: I'm not tellin' you nothin' Paul Hodges: No, you gonna tell me somethin' or I'm gonna... Jimmy Monroe: I told ya be careful! Jimmy Monroe: Paul, did you just punch a little child? Paul Hodges: There's things you don't know about me, Jim, I'll fuck a little kid up if he kicked me in the dick!
Jimmy Monroe: You ready? Paul Hodges: I'm ready. Paul Hodges: Let's go be great! Jimmy Monroe: Do you ever listen to yourself sometimes?
Paul Hodges: I know what "pellegro" means. Jimmy Monroe: What's it mean? Paul Hodges: It's Puerto-Rican for "penguin"
Paul Hodges: You know what today represents? Nine Jim. Nine years me and you been together. *Nine* we been main shit stains. I know some dogs that don't even live to be nine. You're lucky if you get seven years out of a Great Dane. But me and you been puttin' it together for nine... Paul Hodges: Happy anniversary Jim. Jimmy Monroe: I don't celebrate anniversaries. Paul Hodges: Jim, open it up. I wanna see the expression on your face. Jimmy Monroe: You wanna see the expression on my face? The expression you're gonna see on my face is "fuck you".
Paul Hodges: What's with the box? Jimmy Monroe: I gotta sell the Pavco. Paul Hodges: I heard that. I know that's right... I'm lying. What's a Pavco? Jimmy Monroe: It's a baseball card. Paul Hodges: Jimmy, if you need twenty bucks... Jimmy Monroe: Asshole, I don't need twenty bucks.
Jimmy Monroe: Get him? Paul Hodges: His head is not there. Is it counted?
Paul Hodges: Why did you smack me? Jimmy Monroe: I was in the moment and the moment said smack ya.
Jimmy Monroe: I been where you are. Paul Hodges: Roy? Paul Hodges: C'mere, man Paul Hodges: You look like you need a hug. Jimmy Monroe: Whoa. You really read that one wrong. Paul Hodges: It's just that I'm vulnerable, man. Jimmy Monroe: How long she been in there? Paul Hodges: I don't know, does this mean that we're not broken up any more? Jimmy Monroe: What are you, in the fifth grade?
Jimmy Monroe: What do you do? Hourly Housekeeper: Housekeeping. Eddie: She's an hourly housekeeper. Hou... Hourly rate. Housekeeper.
Jimmy Monroe: You beat up a kid? Paul Hodges: I needed the bike. Captain Romans: You can see it on youtube if you want. Paul Hodges: Really? What, *the* youtube? Captain Romans: Good job. Paul Hodges: Captain, how many hits I get? Captain Romans: There's at least two, the Chief of Police and the Deputy Chief.
Dave: Knock Knock. Paul Hodges: Don't do it Jim. Dave: Do it. Paul Hodges: If you respect our partnership Jim don't do it. Dave: Do it. Jimmy Monroe: Who's there? Dave: Orange. Paul Hodges: No. No. Mm-mm. Mm-mm! No! No! NO! NO! NO! NO! HELL NO! NO! NO! I refuse to... NO! No! Alright Orange who damn it? Dave: Orange you pissed that your wife is taking it in the ass from another guy right now?
