Barry: He's friends with Morgan Freeman!
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Barry: He's friends with Morgan Freeman!
Barry: Well, I try to look at the bright side. I guess you could say I'm an eternal optometrist.
Barry: SWITZERLAND. I LOVE SWITZERLAND. And your cheese, Does the cheese come out of the cow with the holes?
Barry: He slept with Martha at my house! I was under the bed the whole time. What an idiot!
Müeller: It's my wife's favorite finger.
Therman: I want you to say, "You can eat my pudding."
Barry: He's friends with Morgan Freeman!
Barry: Well, I try to look at the bright side. I guess you could say I'm an eternal optometrist.
Barry: SWITZERLAND. I LOVE SWITZERLAND. And your cheese, Does the cheese come out of the cow with the holes?
Barry: He slept with Martha at my house! I was under the bed the whole time. What an idiot!
Müeller: It's my wife's favorite finger.
Therman: I want you to say, "You can eat my pudding."
Darla: I'm a naughty little schoolgirl... Barry: You look a little old to be a schoolgirl. Darla: I need to be punished. I cheated in class. Don't you want to be my school teacher? Barry: I'm really not qualified I work for the IRS. Darla: Not tonight... Barry: No, all the time. I work... Darla: Ok, ok! You work for the IRS and I have been very, very bad. I haven't paid my taxes and I need to be spanked, NOW! Barry: Well, that's really not the way it works, you probably just have to pay the difference, plus interest...
Therman: Now tell us, Barry, why did your wife leave? Spit it out of your mouth. Say it. Say it, boy. Barry: I lost her clitoris! Robin: You lost her clitoris? Barry: She got mad because I couldn't find it, and I said 'It's probably in your purse,' because nine times out of 10 when she loses something, that's where they end up. Robin: Barry, do you even know what that is? Barry: I don't know what half the stuff in her purse is. Therman: Don't worry Barry. I found it. It was in her purse. It was in her naughty purse. Robin: Wow. Well thank God somebody found it, right? Barry: I thought I found it under the couch. Turns out it was just an old piece of chewing gum.
Julie: Kieran, You remember Tim? Kieran: ... the stock broker. Tim: No, no. I work for a private equity firm that specializes in distressed assets. Kieran: So, kind of a stock broker. Tim: Almost nothing like a stock broker.
Barry: I know everything! I have laid eggs... *inside of your brain*! Therman: Get them out of my head! Barry: You are no longer in control of me! I control you,and you are under my power! Barry: I know everything. And I release you!
Barry: Is that a Porsche? Tim: Yeah. Barry: I have been hit by a Datsun before. Never a Porsche.
Darla: I'm a naughty schoolgirl! Barry: You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.
Tim: Wait, wait, I know that looked awkward, but you've gotta trust me. Julie: Trust you? Tim: Yes. I trust you. I know you spent the night at Kieran's ranch. I know nothing happened. Right? Julie: I didn't go to Kieran's ranch last night. I'm going now. Tim: No! Don't go! Don't go! Julie: Tim, I have to go. It's my job. We're going to San Francisco this weekend to set up for the show. He wants me to be part of his artistic process. Tim: His artistic process... That means sex, Julie. He told me last night when I broke into his house! Julie: You broke into his house? Tim: Hmm? Julie: My God. I guess there is a you I don't know. It's too bad. I was so in love with the other one.
Tim: Julie. Müeller: I thought this was Julie. Julie: Nope. I'm Julie. Barry: They are both Julie. Julie and Julie. Julie: Susana thought you were gonna lose your promotion if I didn't show up today. Look at your. You had a replacement all lined up. Darla: Yeah. Tim: No, no, no. This is a huge misunderstanding. Barry: Let me explain. This is Darla. She's a naughty schoolgirl who cheats on her taxes. I didn't know whether you were gonna come today, so I brought Darla to keep things running smoothly. Very important potential client. Julie: That clears that up. Yeah. Thank you. Darla: Darling, you're embarrassing yourself. Darla: It's over. Julie: She's really quite a catch, Tim. Congratulations. Tim: No! Julie... Julie: Nice to have met you. He's very crafty.
Tim: Poor Jacobson. Josh: He took his stapler? How pitiful is that? Tim: Still, you got to hand it to him... he wen! for it. Josh: That was his big mistake. Always stay in the middle of the pack. It's the frontrunners who fall off the cliff. Susana: At least Jacobson made it up on the seventh floor. It smells like cabbage on this floor. Tim: That's the smell of dead dreams. Susana: I go to the clubs at night and people are like, "Hey, who's wearing the coleslaw?" Do you know how hard it is to get laid when you smell like coleslaw? Not hard, but Still. Josh: He had a pretty sweet office. I wonder whos gonna get it? Tim: You wonder who's gonna get his office? Jesus, Josh, why don't you show a little class? The guy just got fired.
