Stuart Long: God gave you the talent. It's a sin not to use it.
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Stuart Long: God gave you the talent. It's a sin not to use it.
Bill Long: A load of good you and me did, climbing into bed together. Made two kids, own bodies don't want 'em.
Carmen: And you think the absence of the instinct to dismember someone qualifies you for priesthood?
Bill Long: I seen insects grope about for death with more dignity than what you're displaying right now.
Stuart Long: I ain't here for fellowship. I'm here for worship.
Stuart Long: Most things get squished on a road, end up stuffed on a wall. I'm doing pretty good, considering.
Stuart Long: God gave you the talent. It's a sin not to use it.
Bill Long: A load of good you and me did, climbing into bed together. Made two kids, own bodies don't want 'em.
Carmen: And you think the absence of the instinct to dismember someone qualifies you for priesthood?
Bill Long: I seen insects grope about for death with more dignity than what you're displaying right now.
Stuart Long: I ain't here for fellowship. I'm here for worship.
Stuart Long: Most things get squished on a road, end up stuffed on a wall. I'm doing pretty good, considering.
Stuart Long: God's not a gangster, He don't make deals and he don't respond to ultimatums.
Dr. Jost: Uh, there's no easy way to deliver this news, but um, you don't strike me as somebody who needs sugar coating. All right? You have a progressive muscle disorder. It's called inclusion body myositis. It's very rare. Symptoms are like ALS, Lou Gehrig's disease, where the muscles continue to weaken until they cease to function. Yeah, and... unfortunately, there is no cure. Stuart Long: Well, you could've put some sugar on that shit.
Carmen's Dad: You know, Stuart, in my country, men crawl on their hands and knees to the statue a la santisima Virgen Maria. I expect no less devotion to my daughter. Stuart Long: Well, it's a good thing I got a carpet, huh?
Bill Long: I never did like wearing these things. Ain't done one of these since your brother's funeral. Still got your mother's makeup on it. Stuart Long: You got another one coming up.
Stuart Long: What's He expecting me to do with His grace, huh? Father Garcia: You could start by... cleaning up your language.
Carmen: Have you considered all this entails? Heh. Abstaining from booze and beatings, not to mention sex? Stuart Long: You showed me I could do it. Carmen: No, I showed you, you could wait.
Stuart Long: This is nice. You make Mama look like Martha Stew. Bill Long: Yeah, I was thinking of hiring your girlfriend to come in and tidy up for me.
Stuart Long: You get back what you put out there, Bill. Bill Long: Is that why God gave you an incurable disease? Stuart Long: You called it. You always said I was a degenerate.
Stuart Long: Ain't you got somewhere to be? Bill Long: Yeah, probably. I'm trying out this new thing they got now called self-employment. All the kids are doing it. Stuart Long: I heard about that. Identical twin sister to unemployment. Except they swear she's the better-looking one.
Stuart Long: Does hearing other folks' shit make you feel less shitty about your own shit? Don't pretend like you don't got some. Father Garcia: It is for God alone to judge. I am merely a vessel to assist man in unburdening himself of all that may separate him from the most direct path to Almighty Father. Stuart Long: I'm keeping God in a job. He cuts you a check, your ass better thank me.
