Abby: We can love our pets, we just can't LOVE our pets.
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Abby: We can love our pets, we just can't LOVE our pets.
Dr. Abby Barnes: If you were trapped in Biosphere 2 for three years, who would you bring: Time Magazine's Woman of the Year or Playboy's Playmate of the Year?
Brian: Abby, I only ever loved one woman and I don't want to lose her twice.
Noelle: Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts!
Dr. Abby Barnes: You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back.
Noelle: I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.
Noelle: You mean you want me to shove my finger up that turtle's ass?
Abby: We can love our pets, we just can't LOVE our pets.
Dr. Abby Barnes: If you were trapped in Biosphere 2 for three years, who would you bring: Time Magazine's Woman of the Year or Playboy's Playmate of the Year?
Brian: Abby, I only ever loved one woman and I don't want to lose her twice.
Noelle: Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts!
Noelle: You mean you want me to shove my finger up that turtle's ass?
Dr. Abby Barnes: You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back.
Noelle: I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.
Dr. Abby Barnes: If I was a guy, I think women would, like, line up to go out with me. I'm smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living. Noelle: I'd fuck you. Dr. Abby Barnes: Thank you, honey. I know you would.
Noelle: You and I combined make the perfect woman Dr. Abby Barnes: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.
Abby: I have to tell you something. Brian: What? Abby: The other night on the phone...I'm pregnant. Brian: Oh darling...are you sure it was me? Abby: I don't know. I made a lot of phone calls that night.
Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime? Dr. Abby Barnes: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?
Dr. Abby Barnes: How's it going? Brian: Yeah, well, he snores, which was a problem, um, but we solved it. Dr. Abby Barnes: How'd you do that? Brian: Well, he slept on my face and I couldn't hear him any more.
Noelle: What's wrong, Abby? Dr. Abby Barnes: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.
Dr. Abby Barnes: Say something. Brian: I want to make love to you. Dr. Abby Barnes: Never on the first phone call.
Noelle: Disappointment doesn't kill. Dr. Abby Barnes: Right... rejection kills. Disappointment only maims.
Abby: You forgot to say I love you because you're beautiful. Brian: No, I didn't. I mean, she is. But that's not why I love her.
Noelle: What is this? Is this cat hair? Dr. Abby Barnes: I'm shedding. I'm extremely nervous.
Abby: What are we discussing? Brian: Well there's the issue of Hank, who's in a terrible state without you.
Noelle: Maybe it was all the cake he fed me. Dr. Abby Barnes: What is that, the twinkie defense?
Noelle: Is your show on today? Dr. Abby Barnes: Yeah. Noelle: I'll go to his house and I'll turn on the radio. Dr. Abby Barnes: And? Noelle: Have you ever noticed how Superman and Clark Kent are never in the same room at the same time?
